A/N: Thank U for the bloody awesome reviews! Sorry for the grammatical errors, I don't read my story when I make it…hehehe! I took so long in updating, right? – Blame it on those awful classes…Oh that reminds me…we're having TAEKWONDO during PE class tomorrow…ahhhh! Don't mind me continue reading please. slaps self and forces hands to type
Chapter two
Hermione gathered her things and slid the compartment door open. Students dressed in their robes were filing out of their compartments and out of the Hogwarts Express. She looked around in an attempt to spot two familiar heads. But couldn't to any avail. Where are they? Please let them be here. She hurriedly walked past the different compartments hoping to catch them coming out of theirs. She slumped her shoulders and give up looking. When suddenly she was jerked into a huge hug.
"Hermione, you made it!" Ron's smiling face greeted her with enthusiasm.
"Of course Ron, with a brain as big as this" Hermione said gesturing to her head. "who wouldn't?"
"Rubbing it in aren't you?" Ron said sarcastically but with a huge grin on his face. "Harry, don't you think our friend's head had just bloated ten times over the summer?"
"Yup, definitely bloated" Harry appeared behind Ron, grinning like an idiot. "So what do you say we talk about this in the Great Hall! 'Cause those blueberry muffins aren't gonna wait forever you know." He then placed his arm on Hermione's shoulders and stirred her down along the hallway.
"Wouldn't want it any other way. To the Great Hall then" Hermione playfully lifted her hand to give a little salute as Ron followed Harry's suit and placed his arm on Hermione's shoulders. Hermione chuckled, slightly forgetting her little encounter with a certain blonde boy.
Great Hall- 6:30 P.M.
Draco looked around trying to find the black haired boy he hadn't spotted earlier at the train. Don't tell me that fucker didn't make it. He walked to the Slytherin table and sat down. He looked at the staff table in boredom, waiting for Dumbledore to make his usual speech and for the sorting to begin. Oh! The joy, first year, more people to torture. He leaned on the table and was getting close to falling asleep when his head was smacked. Hard.
"Bloody hell! What the fuck was that for?" Draco growled and looked around only to see Zabini smirking with joy.
"You were practically sleeping on the table, I just didn't want you to humiliate yourself." Blaise sat down and suddenly jerked his head around as if looking for someone. "Where is she?"
"Humiliate? Me humili-…wait…wait…she!" Draco raised his eyebrow at Blaise.
"She? What 's she?" Blaise wanted to smack himself straight on the forehead. Way to go Zabini, you just had to voice your concerns, didn't you? Great, now Malfoy's gonna go and fucking ask who SHE is.
"Spill it out Zabini"
"What's there to spill out?"
"Just fucking say it"
"What?"
"Fine don't then. I was thinking about sharing a little information about the "she" I bumped into a few hours ago, now I don't feel like sharing anymore" Draco smirked knowing that Zabini couldn't pass this up.
"You win. I'm spilling but I expect you do too." Blaise held both of his hands up as a sign of surrender.
"Deal"
"Well, when you made me fucking jump on the train let's just say it wasn't as bad as I expected." Then Blaise proceeded to tell Draco his earlier encounter with a redheaded girl.
"You've got-" Draco was starting to dart out a series of comments when Blaise cut in.
"Wait, shut your bloody mouth first. You haven't done your part of the deal yet. So tell me, who's this she?" Blaise sneered. If I'm going down, he might as well go down with me, right?
"She? When did I say she?" Draco feigned innocence.
"Shut it Malfoy. I quote ' I was thinking about sharing a little information about the "she" I bumped into a few hours ago, now I don't feel like sharing anymore ' was what you said. Am I right or am I right? You just have to pick one you know"
Draco rolled his eyes and his lips quirked to a sneer. "Let's just say my trip wasn't that bad too. It might even be better." His eyes followed a bushy haired girl as she entered the Hall with her two "golden" friends.
Great Hall- 7:00 P.M.
"Settle in now everyone." Dumbledore said with the same twinkle in his eyes as he stood on the podium near the staff table. The Hall was immediately filled with silence. "Let the Sorting begin!"
The front doors to the Hall swung open and all the first years filed in, sporting two lines. Some looked scared, some bewildered and others just plain shocked. They were ushered to the front of the staff table where they stood wide-eyed and slightly anxious. Then their attention shifted to the recently brought out hat, which had a wrinkled feature that appeared to be its mouth. Then without warning the hat begun to sing in a tone that was hard to place.
"A Long, long time ago four…"
Slytherin Common Room- 8:00 P.M.
"Man! Granger! Hahahaha…that's just classic." Blaise hasn't laughed this hard since…well since, never. Granger wrapped her arms…hahaha…around Malfoy!
"Hahaha, as if yours wasn't as revolting as mine." Draco said sarcastically. So much for laughing at Granger, Zabini just had to laugh at me too.
"Who ever said it was revolting" Blaise chuckled. So I hit on a Gryffindor, big deal! "Sure she's a Gryffindor but at least she's not best friends with the Boy-who-lived-to-be-a-fucking-pain-in-our-arses and The-ever-loyal-sidekick-who's-scared-with-little-itsy-bitsy-spiders"
"Oh, you really have no idea, do you? Well good luck to you 'cause you really fucking need it" Draco leaned on the couch and draped his hand on his head. Oh was Zabini in for it, he actually doesn't have a clue.
"Well, are Gryffindors the new trend now?" Blaise wiggled his eyebrows playfully. "Up to the challenge, Mal-foy?"
At that Draco shifted his head to face Blaise. "Draco Malfoy never lets down a challenge" He smirked then conjured a piece of parchment and a quill.
"What are you doing?" Blaise asked knowing that whatever Malfoy was up to it was no good.
"You'll see" Draco smirked and started write in an increasingly fast speed.
After 5 minutes or so, Draco placed the quill down and leaned on the couch again.
"Well, let me see the bloody parchment." Blaise said looking quite annoyed, having to wait for Draco to finish writing whatever he was writing on the damn parchment.
"Be my guess" Draco handed him the parchment then went back to his usual position.
Hogwarts-Sixth Year-1st day
Slytherin Common Room
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini have decided to start a new dating game or you could say a dating trend. Both should abide by the following rules below.
#1 RULE
-Pick one girl and one girl alone (no dating two persons at one time)
The girl should be:
-In sixth or seventh year so as not to anger professors of the age gap. (Wink Wink) We don't want to reminisce last year do we?
-In Gryffindor, so as to make professors proud for the sudden inter-house unity, you know Slytherins and Gryffindors, catch my drift?
-A Potter friendly girl, so as to…well just to irritate Potty, agree? Definitely!
-A fucking Slytherin hater, particularly, a Draco and Blaise- hater, so as to shock the whole school, when we walk in the Great Hall with those girls in our arms…likey? Me Likey!
#2 RULE
The dating will start tomorrow up to the end of sixth year.
Dating should not:
-Stop for any reason at all, well except maybe DEATH, any more reasons are unacceptable.
-End up in a screwed LOVE affair or something 'cause hell we don't want that shit. That I believe is where we really agree. WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT SOME LOVESICK FOOLS AND WILL NEVER BE.
-Be known to the school community… only AFTER dating is finished. Wouldn't you want to see the whole school DROP DEAD and Snape in a coma?
-Be shifted to another girl if the first attempt is an ultimate FAILURE. But I doubt there would be a failure, am I positive in this? I know I am.
#3 RULE
There would be punishmentS.
Punishment for:
-Disobeying any of these rules. ANY!
-Giving up the challenge after reading RULE #4…and don't even think of jumping to the next rule without reading this one completely 'cause there's also a punishment for that one…(evil laugh)…go ahead proceed to the next condition.
-Failing this GAME. But I also doubt that this would happen knowing that, with the charm we posses no girl could ever say no. Even GRYFFINDORS.
#4 RULE
Oh! Joy the most awaited rule. Listen, I mean read and READ really well.
THERE WOULD
BE NO
SHAGGING
OTHER GIRLS!
Shagging including any form of kissing and groping.
Examples are:
kissing ANOTHER girl in a hidden closet
slapping OTHER girls arses
groping OTHER girls in empty classrooms
hugging ANOTHER girl even if the situation is plain platonic
you bloody know what the other examples are, don't make me list them all down
We are doing this so as to:
-See Snape in a coma
-See everyone DROP DEAD when they find out
-Get back and ANNOY Potty for, well, for his bloody fuckin' scar! Good enough reason isn't it?
-Watch Weasel's ears turn red then his face then his entire body and hopefully he'll explode and leave everyone bloody happy.
-Mock Inter-house unity! Gryffindors + Slytherins LOVE…hahaha…like that'll ever happen. Dumbledore deserves to go to the loony bin for that one.
-Make the "chosen" Gryffindors weep their heart out when they find out that this was one big scam.
Wait I almost forgot…
#5 RULE
Leave them when they have fallen into the trap. At least that way we have a heart and didn't make them hope for something more, 'cause really LOVE is just not our thing. WE PLAY WE DON'T STAY. (Wink Wink).
If you agree to the following rules please sign below, and I know you will. Because if you don't fucking agree I'm gonna tear you limb by limb and you would die in shame for challenging me. Just for the record, I know you'll fucking AGREE.
DRACO MALFOY"So…ARE YOU INSANE NO SHAGGING ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US BOTH!" Blaise stood up and paced around the room.
"So, I take that as a yes?" Draco smirked.
"Do I have a choice? Blaise asked but knowing what the answer was for sure.
"Well you do, if you want to be utterly embarrassed in front of the whole Slytherin House and plus a little punishment here and there won't be so bad" Draco reached for the parchment and twirled it around in his hand.
"So I take that as 'No you don't have a choice because either way you are utterly doomed Zabini' right?"
Draco shrugged.
"Fine, you win. Count me in then!" Blaise sat down, grabbed the parchment from Draco's hand and signed it in a snap.
"I knew you would agree" Draco sneered.
DRACO MALFOY BLAISE ZABINI" We can shag the bloody Gryffindors we choose, right?" Blaise asked smirking when a sudden thought about a redheaded girl popped in his head.
"Who ever said we couldn't?" Draco smirked back, thinking about how a bushy-haired-know-it-all's gonna get the shock of her lifetime. This year's just getting better and better.
A/N: Reviews please! BAD or GOOD…NAUGHTY or NICE… HELPFUL or NOT…your choice. Must stop typing…stopping…stopping…nearly there bites and drags hands away from keyboard