Yay! A new fanfic from the mistress of randomness, me!
Attack of the Clones!
Chapter 1
Ohh, cool mirror!
2-D was relaxing on his bed, when…
A box suddenly appeared in his room! It looked like an ordinary cardboard box, but it was pure EVIL!
2-D- Hey, a box. Strange, I never noticed it before.
2-D slid off his bed and shuffled over to the box. He opened it and…
ZAP! A fork of lightning knocked him back onto his bed!
2-D- What the…?
2-D didn't have time to finish his sentence. A flash of green light nearly blinded him (As if his eyes weren't already damaged) and when the flash faded, there was ANOTHER 2-D in the room!
2-D- Omigod!
He walked over to the other 2-D and poked him on the arm.
Other 2-D- Ow! What did you do that for?
2-D- Ohh, cool mirror! It actually feels pain! I have to show Muds!
Suddenly, the other 2-D attacked 2-D! (Wow that is difficult to type!)
2-D- Hey, wait a minute! I thought I was a Buddhist? So, you can't be attacking me, mirror!
Other 2-D-(Now to be known as Backwards 2-D) Stop calling me mirror! I am the opposite of you!
2-D- How can you be opposite to me?
Backwards 2-D- By being evil, not caring about people, and being smart!
2-D- Hey, I am smart!
Then, Backwards 2-D whacked 2-D round the head, knocking him out, and went to the kitchen. Soon, he would have his revenge on Murdoc! (Note-He has the same memories, except he is evil.) As soon as Russel saw him, he knew that there was something different.
Russel- Hey, D, Why your hair darker, and why do your eyes look red? And why do you look so…evil?
Backwards 2-D- It's none of your business, you nosy B------d! (I will be censoring the swear words, so anybody can read)
Noodle walked into the room at that very minute.
Noodle- 2-D-san! Why you swear?
Backwards 2-D- F--k off!
Noodle's eyes filled with tears. 2-D had never spoken to her like that, with such anger, and he had always tried not to swear around her. She ran out the room, sobbing loudly.
Suddenly, Russel stomped up behind him, about to lift him up and frighten him enough for him to apologise. But Backwards 2-D kicked him at the side of the head. Needless to say, Russel was shocked. Backwards 2-D ran off to the backend.
2-D remained unconscious in his room, totally unaware of the mess Backwards 2-D was going to make of his already wasted and screwed up life!
Hope you enjoyed! I will make the next part next week! Until then, read and review, please!