Yay! More from me, the Mistress of Randomness! Maybe I should change my name to that…

Attack of the Clones!

Chapter 2

Hacker!

As soon as Backwards 2-D got to the Back-end, he sat down in front of the screen that M.E.L was usually displayed on.

M.E.L- Hey, what're you doing?

Backwards 2-D- Shut the f--k up!

M.E.L screamed as best as his (?) digital voice would let him. Backwards 2-D had hacked into his controls, and began to monitor and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting residents of Kong. 2-D regained consciousness and slowly trudged up the stairs. He went in to the kitchen and was quickly lifted off the ground by a pissed off Russel.

2-D- Russ! Let me down, please!

Russel- Man, you are in so much s--t!

2-D- What are you on about?

Russel- You know damn well what I am on about!

2-D- Honestly, I don't! I've just been attacked…by…by…the mirror!

At this point, Noodle enters the room suddenly (like she did in the last chapter), her face tear-stained.

2-D- What the matter, Noodle?

Noodle- Shut up! I hate you! I always thought you were so kind!

2-D-What are you two on about?

Just then, a struggled message came from M.E.L.

M.E.L-Help! Hacker!

2-D, Russel, Noodle- HACKER!

Russel-MUDS!

Russel stood outside Murdoc's Winnebago, banging on the door.

Murdoc opened the window.

Murdoc-What the f--k do you lot want?

Noodle-You've hacked into M.E.L, haven't you?

Murdoc-Does it look like I've been down a flight of stairs, in my underwear, just to mess around with a machine?

2-D- He does have a point, you know.

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Well, that's all for this chapter! Sorry it's so short! CHEESE! Sorry!