Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters…'nuff said…

Chap 1: Ron Gets Caught

Ron sat in his darkened room, his face illuminated by the screen. His right hand furiously working the mouse, and typing once in a while on the keyboard. He was searching for… something.

"Where did it go, where did it go?" He said, in a hurried voice. He glanced at the clock by his bed.

"Damn, KP is going to be here any minute to go to school." Ron said just barely audible.

"BINGO!" His eyes scanned the screen.

As he was so engrossed in what was on the screen, he didn't hear the doorbell, or the footsteps coming up the stairs. His bedroom door silently swung open, as it had not been completely closed.

"Hey Ron, what are you…!"

"KP!" He whirled around in his chair. He then quickly turned back to the screen and furiously started to close out windows and screens, then whirled back around on his swivel chair. Suddenly he felt an extra… breeze… if you will.

Ron Stoppable realized he was sitting there in front of his girlfriend, with just boxers on, and they weren't doing a good job of hiding… certain things.

"Ronald!" Kim gasped, astonished at both what she was currently seeing, and what she thought she had seen him doing earlier.

Ron quickly stood up, covering himself with his hands. "KP! Y…you're… early!" Kim could see the different shades of red his face was turning, even in the dim light.

"Ronald Adrian Stoppable! I can't believe you look at those things on the internet! Especially when you… when you…" She stomped on the floor, and said she would be waiting outside for him. He thought he also heard her say something about not covering up in time.

"Awww mann!" Was all he could think of to say. He quickly threw on some clothes, grabbed his homework, and went down to the kitchen.

"Ron, what happened? Kim looks awfully mad at you. Did you say something you shouldn't have?" His mom asked with concern on her face.

Ron didn't say anything. He grabbed a couple muffins and a juice box for breakfast, and went out the door, head hung down.

"I hope Ron isn't in too much trouble." Dean Stoppable said to his wife. "I know I wouldn't want to be on her bad side." His wife just shrugged her shoulders, and the two continued to read the morning paper.

Ron and Kim walked silently to school. This was their last year of High School, so they should be happy, but they weren't. Kim walked the entire way, arms across her chest and a very angry look on her face. Ron was walking behind her a couple steps, head down, and his hands in his pockets.

Just as they walked into the front door, who was there to see them first but Bonnie Rockwaller.

"Oh look. Kimmie and the loser are fighting! Even after the kiss at our Junior Prom last year, things are not perfect for the perfect couple.

Kim just looked at her. Rrrr "Oops, sorry Kim.Didn't mean to push a button."

The two walked past Bonnie with nothing else said. Ron just held his head low.

To Ron, this was the worst day ever in history. All he could think of was how to get Kim to talk to him. She would have nothing of it. Every time he tried to open his mouth, Kim just held up a finger, and gave him a look that said 'Don't say a word'.

Lunch time. Maybe then he could get her to listen. Ron still walked with her to lunch, and still sat at the same table. He waited until she had a mouthful of food, and quickly asked one question before she could do anything.

"KP, are we still going out with Monique and Brick Friday?"

Kim rolled her eyes, finished chewing and swallowed.

"Yes, we are still going. I said we would, so we will. That doesn't mean we have to speak with each other."

"That means your giving me the silent treatment for another day?" Ron asked, trying to put on a wounded puppy face. It wasn't working.

That night after doing his homework, Ron lay in bed trying to figure out what he could do. Then a thought occurred to him.

He ran over to his computer, and went to the site he was at earlier when Kim caught him. He found something a little different this time.

"Ah, yes, even better!" Ron said to himself. He turned on the printer and printed the page he wanted.

He turned on the small lamp by his bed, and studied the paper intently for about an hour. As he started to fall asleep, he knew this couldn't be found, so he stuffed it under his mattress and fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

The next morning, he was up and ready for school when Kim came by. When he walked out his bedroom door, he had no idea that a corner of the paper he stuffed under his mattress last night could be seen.

They walked all the way in silence again, just as the previous day. This time, Ron didn't even try to speak to her at all.