Did a little bit of research on the songs, and I think I got lucky finding some. They're kinda old, so I hope y'all recognize 'em. Wish I could put the lyrics on here, but sounds like they would get pulled if I did. I give due credit to the actual people who sing the songs.
Disclaimer: Sorry, still don't own the characters…
Duets"Bonnie Rockwaller!"
"What!" All four teens exclaimed in surprise.
"I didn't know Bonnie was here!" Kim said, a little too loud, because Bonnie was just walking up to the stage.
"Oh, yeah Kim. I'm here. What? Didn't you know I not only can dance, but I can sing too." Bonnie said the later quite matter of fact, and leaning over Kim.
As Kim stood up, a low growl could be heard from her. Monique quickly stepped between the two and dissolved the situation. "Just go sing, Bonnie. But don't be too surprised if we don't applaud."
"Harumph." Was the only noise that came from Bonnie, and she walked up on stage.
Bonnie took hold of the microphone, pulled it off the stand, and pointed at the DJ to start the music. It sounded pretty up-beat, and then she started to sing. "Let's go girls… I'm goin' out tonight…" She was singing "Man! I feel Like a Woman", by Shania Twain.
As she sang, back in a corner, Drakken was wiping off the last bits of charred sleeve where Shego had given him a touch of her plasma.
"Calm down, Shego." Drakken was saying. "I have a plan. All you need to do is wear this." He pulled out of his pocket what sort of looked like a dog collar. It was the same green and black color that Shego always wore.
"You want me to wear a DOG collar!" Shego said between clenched teeth, and firing up her hands again.
"No, no, no, Shego. This is nothing like that. You see, I invented this after I first heard you try sing in the shower." He was looking at her with a serious face, and she just looked down, blushing at the memory. Her voice was so out of tune, it shattered the shower door, exposing her nude form to Drakken by mistake. He had been brushing his teeth at the time, and nearly choked on the toothpaste when he saw her.
"Once you put this on and activate it, it changes the sound your voice makes, and corrects the tone. It can make the worst voice sound beautiful." He held it out to her, and she smirked at the "worst voice" comment.
"Imagine the look on Kim Possible's face when you start to sing. Your voice will be flawless!" At that, Shego took the collar, and put it on. A small LED light came on to indicate the unit was operational.
Bonnie had just finished her song, and about half the place was applauding. She actually sounded pretty good, but Kim wasn't going to give her the satisfaction. No one at their table applauded, just as Monique had said earlier.
Bonnie disappeared into the crowd, and sat near the back with Tara. "Bonnie! That was soo good!" Tara said, beaming. "I didn't know you could sing that well."
"Yeah, thanks." Bonnie replied. "Guess who's here?"
"Who?" Tara asked in her chipper little voice.
"Possible and her cronies. Ugh! They're sitting right by the stage. I almost barfed while singing when I saw her and the loser kissing."
"Oh Bonnie." Tara said. "Why can't you be nice to them at least once in a while? I think it's cute that they are dating now."
For the next half-hour or so, people would go up on stage and do their best singing. Some were good, some were great, and some were just terrible. There was even a little oriental guy who sang the song "She Bang".
The owner of the bar/restaurant stepped up onto the stage and stood in front of the microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen. I want to thank you all again for coming tonight. There will be a short break, and then we will have the duet competition. I just wish more had signed up. There are only two couples who signed up. After that, we will then have the final single acts. Remember to tip your waiters and waitresses."
Background music started to play, and people in the crowd just started to mill around and talk with each other. Some ordered food.
"Badical!" Ron exclaimed. "They have hot wings! Anybody up for some? I'll even buy!"
His three friends were taken aback a little, as Ron hardly ever offered to pay for everyone. They all agreed, but everyone gave their own order. Kim ordered barbeque wings, Monique and Brick ordered mild, and of course, Ron ordered flaming hot with extra sauce.
The food came, and just as they were finishing eating, the manager stepped up on the stage again, and said, "Let the competition begin. First up is Dr. D. and his partner, She? Yeah, that's her name, just She."
Dr D., (Drakken) and She (Shego) stepped up onto the stage. Drakken took the microphone from its stand, and Shego took the extra one from a nearby table. Drakken pointed at the DJ, and he started the music.
The two were singing an old 80's song by Ozzy Osborne, and Lita Ford, called "If I Close My Eyes Forever". Shego started singing first. "Baby, I get so scared inside and I don't really understand, is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy?"
Then Drakken sang. "Heaven is in the palm of my hand and it's waiting here for you. What am I supposed to do in a childhood tragedy?"
The amazing thing, is that Shego was sounding awesome! Drakken wasn't too bad, he was a little off tune, but it sounded pretty good.
"Shego cannot be this good of a singer!" Kim whispered into Ron's ear. He hadn't really heard what Kim said, because he had sort of a perplexed look on his face as he was looking at Shego. "What are you looking at Ron?" Kim asked when she saw the expression on his face.
"What is that around Shego's neck?" He asked "It's got a blinking light on it."
Kim took a look, and immediately got an idea. She pulled the kimmunicator out of her pocket, and keyed in a connection to Wade. "What up Kim?"
"Wade, I think Shego is having her voice manipulated. Can you do something about it?" She asked with a devilish smile.
"Hold up the kimmunicator, and I'll record some of it."
She did so, and Wade then started to type furiously. "Got it! I'm going to transmit an opposite sound wave, effectively canceling out the correction. You will then be able to hear her original voice. Oh, and by the way Kim, you're mean." Wade said the last smiling.
"Once again Wade, you Rock!"
She held up the kimmunicator a little bit, and suddenly Shego's voice changed, and this awful sound was coming from her. It sounded like a wounded cat.
Shego didn't immediately notice until she saw Drakken looking at her with a shocked face. She then realized what had happened. Her hands shot to the collar, and furiously tapped it, thinking it would start working again. It didn't.
"Drakken!" Shego screamed, and chased him off the stage, throwing bolts of plasma at his heels.
The owner of Maloney's came up on stage again, and took the microphone. "Ohhh Kayyyy… and that was Dr. D. and his partner, She. Now let me introduce the challengers, Kim and Ron Stoppable." He looked at the paper in his hand. "Oops, sorry. I mean Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable."
Kim and Ron blushed in embarrassment at his blunder with the introduction. But that did sound kinda nice. Kim thought.
Kim and Ron walked up on stage, picked up the microphones, and Ron pointed to the DJ to start the music. They began singing "You Are the Love of My Life" by Sammy Kershaw and Terri Clark.
Ron started singing. "You are the love of my life. You are the reason I'm alive. And baby baby baby, when I think of how you save me, I go crazy."
Then Kim sang. "I've never known love like this. It fills me with a new tenderness. And I know I know I know, you're in my heart you're in my soul. You're all I can't resist."
Their voices were in perfect tune and harmony. It was beautiful. When they finished, the crowd went wild. Brick and Monique were hootin' and hollerin', "Go Kim!" "Atta Boy Stoppable!" "Whooo!"
Once again, Mr. Maloney was up on stage. This time, Kim and Ron were on his left, and Drakken and Shego were on his right. Kim and Ron were grinning ear to ear from the applause they had received. Drakken's pants were scorched at the ankles, and Shego was standing there with her arms folded across her chest, and a scowl on her face.
"OK everybody. I would like the audience to decide who won the duet competition. Please give a round of applause for, Dr. D. and She!" Not a sound came from the audience. A cricket chirped in the back.
"Now let's hear it for Kim and Ron!" The place erupted with cheers and applauding. Well, all except for one. Bonnie just sat there, arms across her chest, frowning. Tara, of course was one of the loudest cheering.
"For winning Maloney's Bar and Restaurant's first duet competition, the two of you receive this wonderful trophy," He handed them a small gold colored trophy with two figures holding microphones and holding hands, "and tickets for two to this weekends showing of 'Phantom of the Opera'. Showing at the Orpheum theatre.
Kim was ecstatic! She had been trying to get Ron to go with her to 'Phantom' for the last month.
Ron was a little less than excited, but he figured it would get him some more time next to Kim.
"OK, OK, quiet everybody." Mr. Maloney said. "We still have some individuals to sing their songs. We will take another short break, and then finish up the night.
As they walked off the stage, Ron leaned over to Kim and whispered in her ear. "You're gonna love what I sing KP. But I'll need a little help from you."
"Huh?" Kim said aloud, and then thought, What is he up to?