The Time: Some Time After The Last Chap. The Present Progressive Tensed
Words of the Day: mascaraing, dumbing, gyving. Who says? The authoress
known by some as Danielle. Why? Por que por que. Which could mean four
things right there.
Malik tentatively opened the door. In front of him, all he could see was an everlasting abyss of darkness.
"You have, 2, new, messages," came a man's voice. "SO BUST A MOVE, SUCKA!!!" Malik, startled, dropped to the floor and started breakdancing... startlingly. XD That is until Yugi tripped over.
"Ahhhh!" Yugi waved his arm, trying to keep his balance. "Whoaaa! Sheez, Malik, didju have to do that THERE?"
"Sorry, Yugi," Malik grinned.
"Maaaaliiiiiik! Maaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiik! I am the ghost of Humpacamel!!!!! You killed me last weeeeeek! Rememberrrrr? The spriiiiiiinkler incident?"
Malik gulped. He remembered.
"Well I'm coming to geeeeeetchuuuuuu! MU-AH ha HA ha HAAA!!"
The voice sort of... faded away before the beep. Then another message started playing.
"Pik-A-chu!!!!" "Hello my name is David Robertsky IV, but you can call me Bob!"
"Haven't we gotten a message from him before?" Yugi asked, fidgeting with his hands out of boredom.
"Sure Yugi," Malik replied quickly, not bothering to correct that it had been HIM who received the message, not WE.
"Tired of trying to figure out how to get to fight the ghost Pok'emon in Lavender town? Or wondering when in the world your Bulbasaur will learn Solar Beam? Well wonder no more! Just order our Pok'emon Travel Guide! It will tell you all you need to know about the towns in Pok'emon! Read about their personal history, like when Brock I, the great-great-great-granddaddy of the Brock we know today, founded the Pok'emon Lab in Cinnabar! YES! Go go go and buy buy buy today! It's absolutely FREE with shipping and handling! ORDERRRRRR... wait... wait for it... waiting... wait yeah... NOW!" PING! "Pok'emontravelguidemaynotactuallyhelpwithactualbattlingandgamestrategy. Itemisfreewithshippingandhandling. Shippingandhandlingcostis$8.99$9.99and¼ofacentinCanada. ThankyoufortakingthetimeouttotrytoreadwhatI'msayingeventhoughyou (breath) alreadysuspectthisisasham. YouAREtheweakestlinkgoodbye."
"Ummm..." Yugi said doubtfully, but waterfalls of drool were spewing from Malik's mouth.
"MUST BUY POK'EMON TRAVEL GUIDE!!!" Malik grabbed the phone and started dialing.
Sweat drop. "You still play Pok'emon?"
"Only Pok'emon Red," Malik advised him.
"Oh. Why just that one?"
"I already beat Pok'emon Gold and Silver, but I can't figure out how to beat Red." Yugi sweat dropped.
"You can't?"
"No." Malik sniffled morosely. Yugi's face lit up with a grin.
"KAWAII!!!!" Yugi couldn't help but glomp him. And he stayed like that, his arms around Malik while he ordered the phony strategy guide. Then Malik kickdropped him.
"OOF!!!!" Yugi yelled as he hit the floor. "So... ya wanna play video games?"
"The only video game I have is..." Malik paused, "Silent Hill..." There's no way he's going to like that game. It's rated M and has general insanity.
"Silent Hill? I LOVE Silent Hill! Is it for Xbox 'cause Xbox is great."
Malik dropped to the floor anime style and then started breakdancing again.
'Could it be?' Malik wondered. 'Could it be that Yugi's... awesome?' Malik mulled the suggestion over, completely ignoring Yugi, who was now talking non-stop like a gossiping school girl, hyperactivity taking over. 'Nahh!'
--;; This was supposed to be a super short chapter... Review. I'll update when I get 10 reviews, haha.
Malik tentatively opened the door. In front of him, all he could see was an everlasting abyss of darkness.
"You have, 2, new, messages," came a man's voice. "SO BUST A MOVE, SUCKA!!!" Malik, startled, dropped to the floor and started breakdancing... startlingly. XD That is until Yugi tripped over.
"Ahhhh!" Yugi waved his arm, trying to keep his balance. "Whoaaa! Sheez, Malik, didju have to do that THERE?"
"Sorry, Yugi," Malik grinned.
"Maaaaliiiiiik! Maaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiik! I am the ghost of Humpacamel!!!!! You killed me last weeeeeek! Rememberrrrr? The spriiiiiiinkler incident?"
Malik gulped. He remembered.
"Well I'm coming to geeeeeetchuuuuuu! MU-AH ha HA ha HAAA!!"
The voice sort of... faded away before the beep. Then another message started playing.
"Pik-A-chu!!!!" "Hello my name is David Robertsky IV, but you can call me Bob!"
"Haven't we gotten a message from him before?" Yugi asked, fidgeting with his hands out of boredom.
"Sure Yugi," Malik replied quickly, not bothering to correct that it had been HIM who received the message, not WE.
"Tired of trying to figure out how to get to fight the ghost Pok'emon in Lavender town? Or wondering when in the world your Bulbasaur will learn Solar Beam? Well wonder no more! Just order our Pok'emon Travel Guide! It will tell you all you need to know about the towns in Pok'emon! Read about their personal history, like when Brock I, the great-great-great-granddaddy of the Brock we know today, founded the Pok'emon Lab in Cinnabar! YES! Go go go and buy buy buy today! It's absolutely FREE with shipping and handling! ORDERRRRRR... wait... wait for it... waiting... wait yeah... NOW!" PING! "Pok'emontravelguidemaynotactuallyhelpwithactualbattlingandgamestrategy. Itemisfreewithshippingandhandling. Shippingandhandlingcostis$8.99$9.99and¼ofacentinCanada. ThankyoufortakingthetimeouttotrytoreadwhatI'msayingeventhoughyou (breath) alreadysuspectthisisasham. YouAREtheweakestlinkgoodbye."
"Ummm..." Yugi said doubtfully, but waterfalls of drool were spewing from Malik's mouth.
"MUST BUY POK'EMON TRAVEL GUIDE!!!" Malik grabbed the phone and started dialing.
Sweat drop. "You still play Pok'emon?"
"Only Pok'emon Red," Malik advised him.
"Oh. Why just that one?"
"I already beat Pok'emon Gold and Silver, but I can't figure out how to beat Red." Yugi sweat dropped.
"You can't?"
"No." Malik sniffled morosely. Yugi's face lit up with a grin.
"KAWAII!!!!" Yugi couldn't help but glomp him. And he stayed like that, his arms around Malik while he ordered the phony strategy guide. Then Malik kickdropped him.
"OOF!!!!" Yugi yelled as he hit the floor. "So... ya wanna play video games?"
"The only video game I have is..." Malik paused, "Silent Hill..." There's no way he's going to like that game. It's rated M and has general insanity.
"Silent Hill? I LOVE Silent Hill! Is it for Xbox 'cause Xbox is great."
Malik dropped to the floor anime style and then started breakdancing again.
'Could it be?' Malik wondered. 'Could it be that Yugi's... awesome?' Malik mulled the suggestion over, completely ignoring Yugi, who was now talking non-stop like a gossiping school girl, hyperactivity taking over. 'Nahh!'
--;; This was supposed to be a super short chapter... Review. I'll update when I get 10 reviews, haha.