Note: This is a second draft of the original chapter, mostly just in a
different format.
Thank Ra for spellcheck . net, the web site I had to turn to when my own comp's when awry. A few review responses at the end.
"Hi Malik. This is your sister Ishizu. Yes, it's me, I know you can't believe this but I'm not sugar high for the moment. Weird, huh? Oh, Shadi wants to talk to you. I'll give the phone to him."
"Hi, Malik. I know you won't believe this, but I feel this caressing presence around you. Somebody nearby loves you."
"Awwww, how sweet!"
"Isn't it? Here's your sister again."
"Anyway we've got to go, we're meeting this couple at a casino for some swinging – ummm, dancing! Heh he he . Um, bye now!"
BEEP.
"Um... Malik? This is Tristan. Do you... do you have some toilet paper?"
"Oh my GOD it BURNS!!!"
"Because you see..."
"Oh my GOD!"
"Er, my dad kind of ate eight flaming tacos... while they were still on fire. And, uh, he's got a bit of indigestion. And you live closer to me than Yugi or Joey do..."
"THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!! Uh, BUDDHA!! WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!"
"O.O;; Just please hurry!"
BEEP.
"Hiya Ishtar! 'Tis I, that wonderful girl you have coincidentally fallen madly in love with! That's right, it's--"
"Please deposit five more dollars for the next two seconds."
"What!? Shit!!"
"Please deposit five more dollars for the next two seconds."
"Um, ttyl Malik and love you."
BEEP.
"Hello, Ishtar. This is Yami no Yugi. I wanted to talk to you for a little while. But since you're not here, or there, I'll just leave a message. I wanted to thank you for not destroying anything in awhile. It's been a good influence on Yugi's friends. This script was written for me, I am not that sappy. Also, if you ever happen to harm, hinder, or harass my aibou in any way, I will deal you a quick and painless death. Wait, that's not how it goes, it was slow and agonizing! Fat and greasy! We love the suuuuubs! 'Cause they are gooood toooo us!"
"oO; Yami?"
"OO Aibou!! Uhhh, I can explain!"
BEEP.
".." Malik cringed. His sister was a slut, Tristan really needed to pee, Tea was crazy about him, (either that or Avril Lavigne really HAD called) Yami was going to maul him, and Shadi had made it his personal business to make sure Malik got his horoscope. Malik slumped against the backboard of his bed. Why did everything happen to him? Why? Malik really wanted to know. The HOT Egyptian teen looked up, and found himself gazing at a picture of his new best friend. This set him to thinking...
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mwee hee review =-= mrow!
Akio the Dragon Master – Well I'm glad that you're glad you inspired me, lol. And try to keep Yami 'way from that Mac 'N Cheese! ;)
MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE – Or is it space and time? (blinks) Hmm, I can't remember, he he. Sure!! Would you like to appear in Yami's Advice Column?? I can do that. I've got my disk working again now!! Which is great, because I had like three more chapters written for it in advance... that's why now I mostly save everything on my hardware. ;; I have discovered – floppy disks SUCK.
Chetra-Card – It always makes people feel happy when they see they're mentioned. That's why I love reviwer's responses!! (does a corny pose) ... Uhm... I didn't do that. Anyway... I'm not sure if you were confused or not, but I'm glad you liked it.
sapphire dragon0000017 – That is soooo sweet of you to say. I almost cried reading your review. It made me feel really, really incredibly special. Thank you so much.
Ryou: Are you crying, Danielle?
Danielle (me): NO! (sniffles just a little bit)
Ryou: ...Okay then. I'm just gonna go return this GBA to Crystal...
Danielle: That's MY GBA! Well, technically it's my friend's, but I'm buying it from her. She just left it at my house already.
Ryou: ...Oh... Well, Crystal wanted it.
Danielle: (shakes fist) Stay AWAY from her!!
Ryou: ...Okay. (goes to find Crystal and give her back the GBA)
Danielle: ...siiiiigh... Reviews o kudasai? Onegai? Iie? Aww...
Thank Ra for spellcheck . net, the web site I had to turn to when my own comp's when awry. A few review responses at the end.
"Hi Malik. This is your sister Ishizu. Yes, it's me, I know you can't believe this but I'm not sugar high for the moment. Weird, huh? Oh, Shadi wants to talk to you. I'll give the phone to him."
"Hi, Malik. I know you won't believe this, but I feel this caressing presence around you. Somebody nearby loves you."
"Awwww, how sweet!"
"Isn't it? Here's your sister again."
"Anyway we've got to go, we're meeting this couple at a casino for some swinging – ummm, dancing! Heh he he . Um, bye now!"
BEEP.
"Um... Malik? This is Tristan. Do you... do you have some toilet paper?"
"Oh my GOD it BURNS!!!"
"Because you see..."
"Oh my GOD!"
"Er, my dad kind of ate eight flaming tacos... while they were still on fire. And, uh, he's got a bit of indigestion. And you live closer to me than Yugi or Joey do..."
"THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!! Uh, BUDDHA!! WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!"
"O.O;; Just please hurry!"
BEEP.
"Hiya Ishtar! 'Tis I, that wonderful girl you have coincidentally fallen madly in love with! That's right, it's--"
"Please deposit five more dollars for the next two seconds."
"What!? Shit!!"
"Please deposit five more dollars for the next two seconds."
"Um, ttyl Malik and love you."
BEEP.
"Hello, Ishtar. This is Yami no Yugi. I wanted to talk to you for a little while. But since you're not here, or there, I'll just leave a message. I wanted to thank you for not destroying anything in awhile. It's been a good influence on Yugi's friends. This script was written for me, I am not that sappy. Also, if you ever happen to harm, hinder, or harass my aibou in any way, I will deal you a quick and painless death. Wait, that's not how it goes, it was slow and agonizing! Fat and greasy! We love the suuuuubs! 'Cause they are gooood toooo us!"
"oO; Yami?"
"OO Aibou!! Uhhh, I can explain!"
BEEP.
".." Malik cringed. His sister was a slut, Tristan really needed to pee, Tea was crazy about him, (either that or Avril Lavigne really HAD called) Yami was going to maul him, and Shadi had made it his personal business to make sure Malik got his horoscope. Malik slumped against the backboard of his bed. Why did everything happen to him? Why? Malik really wanted to know. The HOT Egyptian teen looked up, and found himself gazing at a picture of his new best friend. This set him to thinking...
-
mwee hee review =-= mrow!
Akio the Dragon Master – Well I'm glad that you're glad you inspired me, lol. And try to keep Yami 'way from that Mac 'N Cheese! ;)
MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE – Or is it space and time? (blinks) Hmm, I can't remember, he he. Sure!! Would you like to appear in Yami's Advice Column?? I can do that. I've got my disk working again now!! Which is great, because I had like three more chapters written for it in advance... that's why now I mostly save everything on my hardware. ;; I have discovered – floppy disks SUCK.
Chetra-Card – It always makes people feel happy when they see they're mentioned. That's why I love reviwer's responses!! (does a corny pose) ... Uhm... I didn't do that. Anyway... I'm not sure if you were confused or not, but I'm glad you liked it.
sapphire dragon0000017 – That is soooo sweet of you to say. I almost cried reading your review. It made me feel really, really incredibly special. Thank you so much.
Ryou: Are you crying, Danielle?
Danielle (me): NO! (sniffles just a little bit)
Ryou: ...Okay then. I'm just gonna go return this GBA to Crystal...
Danielle: That's MY GBA! Well, technically it's my friend's, but I'm buying it from her. She just left it at my house already.
Ryou: ...Oh... Well, Crystal wanted it.
Danielle: (shakes fist) Stay AWAY from her!!
Ryou: ...Okay. (goes to find Crystal and give her back the GBA)
Danielle: ...siiiiigh... Reviews o kudasai? Onegai? Iie? Aww...