This chapter is the second one! But time to see who reviewed. Wow, one already?
Jak: Noooo, there's four. Of course one!
Cir: Don't worry satan'stoasterstrudel, here's the update! And now, for the chapter!
BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Two: The Metalheads Plot
"So, what do we do?" asked a metalhead.
"I don't know, this is serious!" said another.
Praxis walked up beside them. "Hey, Packman! Can I play?" he asked.
"No," the first metalhead said.
"Shouldn't you guys be plotting?" Praxis asked. "You know, to take over the town, kill me, kill Jak, get Errol's completely blown up war factory back together..."
"Meh," one said.
(At Onin's tent)
"No!" Pecker said as all of them woke up.
The hypnotised ones looked around confused, as though they didn't know where they were. Veger was walking by and accidently kicked a stone which hit Damas. "BOUNTY HUNTER!" he cried.
"What?" Veger said questioningly. "Oh, no. Not this again!" He began running screaming as Torn and Daxter ran after him. He jumped on a zoomer and the other two jumped in the same car.
"Shoot at him!" Daxter said as they drove passed Erol and Errol. Erol looked up and saw them. "They're doing Star Wars again," he said.
"Yep," Errol agreed.
Daxter threw a bar at Veger's zoomer and it blew up. Veger fell to the ground. Torn and Daxter jumped down beside him and the car hit a innocent citizen, who screamed a series of curses at them before limping to the hospital.
"Who do you work for?" Torn demanded.
"Erol you moron, and god I hate you!" he said before passing out.
Torn rubbed his chin. "Erol, eh?"
"That's what he said Odi Wack Canoe," Daxter said.
"This 'Erol' sounds untrustworthy," Torn said.
"Are you sure he din't say Errol?"
"Or Errrol?" a plant Erol clone said while picking his ear of dirt.
"Erol, did you say thecloning spell again?" Jak asked.
"Uh, maybe..."
"EROL!" Daxter and Torn took out their bar sabers and ran after him.
(At the metalhead nest)
One of the metalheads was laughing maniacally.
"What is it?" Praxis asked.
"I just hatched a diabolical scheme!" he said.
"What is this evil plan?" the other metalhead asked.
"'Diabolical', not evil, di-a-bol-ic-al."
"Still, what is it?"
"It's so evil, you'll cringe at the mere thought of it!"
"And then..."
"We'll eat the potiony thing to get Packman able to eat the ghosts!"
"Ooo, I like it! Mwahahahaha..." They both laughed maniacally.
"...ahahahaha..."
"...ahaha-"
"Shouldn't metalheads be planning to overrun the city?" Praxis asked in an obvious tone.
The first metalhead glared at Praxis then ate him. "Hey, it's pretty sweet in here!" Praxis said from inside the metalheaad's stomach. "Now it's getting hot... and burning my skin... ow... ow! AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEeeee... ..."
(At Haven City)
Erol was running for his life when he ran into Jak. "Weren't you back there?" Erol asked.
Jak shrugged. "So why're you running?"
Erol glared at him. Then a fork went flying passed them and hit Errol in the back of the head. "That hurt!" He threw a missile which hit Torn and sent him flying back.
"We're under attack Anakin!" Torn said.
"I'll handle this!" Daxter said and took a pin from a grenade. It began ticking for some strange reason. "Stand back!"
"But... um... It's glued to your hand..."
I love leaving it at places like that.
Praxis: Stop killing me!
Cir: (drops a piano on him) Anyone else wanna disagree?
Everyone else: (shakes heads rapidly)
Fee:Just for the hell of it,I do!
Cir: (drops piano on Jak)
Jak: (crawls out from under piano) Oooooooo... Why me?
Cir: You're her favourite character, review!