Final Fantasy X-2: Road Trip!

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Paine-171229- Lol cliffies are sooo evil! That's why ya gotta love em. ;-) lol thanks for reviewing!

Tamelia- Okay, I'll limit it down. :-) Thanks for reviewing.

Kingleby- Haha my friends will be doin' that while I'm flirting with a guy, and I'll just be like, "SHUT YER MOUSHY!" o.o lol

Kouyukki- haha YEAH! That's a really good suggestion! Tee hee, Gippal, Baralai and Tidus doin' a hula at a luau. (giggles) Tee hee. YAY! Good idea! gives huggle THANKS SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING!

Erenriel the Elven Canuck- Thanks a lot! YAY! Road trips rock! lol. Thanks for your review!

Sakurachild- Yay! Thank youuuuu! LOL who DOESN'T talk to themselves! Thanks for reviewing!

Al bhed Princess- Yes, GUYS! LOL. Only one of them was hot, and he WASN'T DANCING! (anime vien) GRRR... lol thanks for reviewing!

So anyway, I'm really sorry about not updating sooner, guys. My internet is busted, and my computer is a bit messed up, so you can't expect any quick recoveries soon. :-( sorry.

Chapter 3: The hair is what brings the ladies to Gippal!

Yuna giggled as she watched Fez from That 70's Show make yet another witty line. "I love him! He's so funny!"

Rikku let out a howl of laughter as the screen amused her once again. She wiped tears from her eyes. "Ahh...till next time!" she chirped while turning off the TV. "So what now?" she asked, stretching while standing up.

"Let's go...visit Tidus and Gippal and Baralai!" Yuna suggested with a grin.

"Yeah Paine...BARALAI..." Rikku teased, watching her emotionless friend flush the slightest bit of red.

"And WHAT is that supposed to mean!?" Paine fumed, throwing a pillow at the blonde's head. "And you really shouldn't be talking...there's someone called Gippal."

"FRYD!? THAT BUTT PLUG?!" Rikku scoffed. "HAH! Ra fecrac!" (Hah! He wishes!) she glared at the wall, imagining it was the Al Bhed "Butt Plug".

"Eh? What's that? 'I love him' in Al Bhed or something?" Paine rose an eyebrow.

Steam rose out of Rikku's ears as she lunged at Paine. "Arrghhh! Youuuuu!!!"

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Gippal looked at Tidus and Baralai. "Don't do it man..." he stuttered. "Tidus man...Baralai old on...you wouldn't shoot me...would ya?"

Tidus and Baralai looked at each other before nodding. "Uhh...yeah. We would."

"Ehh...AAAHHHHH!!!!" Gippal yelped as Tidus and Baralai fired at him. Dramatically, the blonde Al Bhed man dove for the ground. "Ahhh! Man down! Man down!! Helppppp!!"

"Gippal...it's just water." Tidus rolled his eyes.

"Seriously...talk about overreacting." Baralai chided in.

"Crid ib, Lai..." Gippal scowled. "My hair is wet...you becc uww...!" (you piss off!) he hissed as he lunged at Baralai. "You know how long it takes me each morning to gel it and comb it and get it oh so hot and awesomely perfect?!?!!?" he screamed, looking Baralai dead in the eye.

Tidus blinked. "Errr...G...Gippal...it's just hair..."

"JUST...HAIR?!?!?!?!?!" Gippal breathed, his eyes gleaming dangerously towards Tidus.

"Eheheh...maybe...not?"

"THIS "HAIR" YOU SPEAK OF IS LIKE A GOD! IT'S HOTTER THEN THE SUN! IT'S WHAT BRINGS THE LADIES TO GIPPAL!" Gippal exclaimed, grabbing Tidus by the collar. "DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? THE HAIR BRINGS LADIES TO GIPPAL!"

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It is now around 8:00 pm and Rikku is in the shower with her Herbal Essences shampoo. Singing softly to herself, she sings with "Lose my Breath" by Destiny's Child.

"Can you feel my bre-- AAAHH!" she screamed as while she was "dancing" in the shower, she almost slipped and fell. "Owwie!" she whined, rubbing her sore knee that was banged against the tub.

"So not cool!" she groaned to herself.

In the kitchen, Yuna and Paine are fixing dinner. (Rikku and cooking do not mix together.) "So," Yuna smiled. "That Tidus was pretty cute. You know, Gippal's blonde friend."

Paine snorted. "Seemed like a dumb lost puppy." she commented cruelly as she filled the pot with water.

"Paine!" Yuna placed her hands on her hip. "Maybe he's not that bad!" she defended, poking her friend in the shoulder.

Paine smirked. "Seems like a certain someone is head over heels for the puppy."

"Moi?" Yuna rolled her eyes, but she smiled. "Maybe! But I have to get to know him first." she sighed. "I wish Rikku and Gippal would be like...best friends so we could all hang out."

"Who says Gippal and Rikku have to be friends for us all to hang out?" Paine inquired. "Maybe you could be friends with Tedus."

"I think it's Tidus."

"Do I care?"

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"Soooo Gippal!" Tidus, only in his red boxers, grinned while sitting on Baralai's bed. "What's up with "road trip" idea?"

"Yes," Baralai nodded, in his blue boxers. "I don't understand any of it. It doesn't make any sense."

"Guys, guys!" Gippal laughed, running his hand through his golden blonde hair. "I'll explain it again. But..." he grinned. "Maybe we should invite the girls for a sleepover."

Tidus frowned. "What girls?"

"Rikku, the other girl and...the other girl." Gippal replied, smirking at the thought of Rikku eyeing him in his black boxers.

"I don't think that's a good idea," Tidus frowned again, "I mean, I think Rikku hates you! You guys were always fighting!"

Baralai rolled his eyes. "Tidus, that's how they flirt."

"..." Tidus looked at Baralai with a pitiful look. "You're really stupid, Baralai!"

Gippal chuckled while Baralai glared at Tidus.

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After poking her food to make sure it was edible, Rikku hesitantly put the food in her mouth. Paine had made most of the food and she often liked to play with Rikku's food.

Thankfully, Rikku's cell phone started to ring before she almost ate the bite of death. She immediately dropped the fork and picked up her cell phone.

"Rammu?" Hello? Rikku inquired as she picked up on her Al Bhed line on her cell phone. (Two lines, just in case)

"Rammu vuqo myto!" Hello foxy lady!) Gippal snickered on the other line.

"Who is this!? Pervert! I'll get my brother on you, wait and see, he'll rip your sorry throat out and paw at your organs while you watch--"

"No! Rikku!" Gippal rolled his eyes. "It's me. Gippal."

"...And yet, my point still stands."

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"A co-ed sleepover? Fine with me." Yuna shrugged. "Daddy's staying out with Yunalesca for the whole year out in Kilika."

Rikku nodded. "And as long as Pops nor Brother knows, I'm good!"

Paine shrugged. "Eh. I'll just leave either way."

"All right." Rikku sighed as she picked up her cell phone and dialed Gippal's number from caller ID.

"Rammu?" Hello? Gippal's bored voice answered the phone.

"It's fine. You got lucky. We're coming over now!" the blonde girl chirped.

"Alright. See you then." Gippal hung up the phone as he grinned over at Tidus and Baralai. "We've got ourselves some dates!"

Tidus grinned. "So Baralai, you sure your mom wouldn't care if she knew you had girls over?"

"Mom's staying at my grandma's for now. She's in the hospital in a coma..so my mom will probably be gone for a few weeks." Baralai blinked. "No biggie."

"Your grandma's in a coma!?" Gippal yelped. "Since when! That sucks!"

"Eh." Baralai shrugged. "She goes into these comas on and off. I'm used to it."

Gippal sighed. "My folks really don't care what I do. I could start drugs for all they care."

Tidus frowned. "My old man wouldn't care about me if I was lit on fire." he stared down at his feet. (And I wouldn't care if he just jumped down a hole straight to hell.) he thought.

Baralai's head perked up at the sound of the doorbell. "They're here!" he exclaimed as all three boys ran to the living room where 3 sleeping bags were set up.

"Hey ladies." Baralai acknowledged them with a smile.

"Hello Baralai," Yuna grinned at him as she entered the house. She paused as she rose an eyebrow seeing Gippal, Baralai and Tidus without their shirts on.

"Baralai! Hi!" Rikku smiled energetically at him as she bounced into the living room. She too froze as she saw the half naked men.

"..." Paine looked at him with two icy ruby eyes and nodded at him as she walked in. She paused. She really could care less if there were 3 half naked men in the room.

"Alright, we'll be sleeping in the living room. Everyone got their own sleeping bags?" Baralai asked.

Yuna nodded along with the other two.

"Great! So just sit yourselves down anywhere." Baralai grinned, sitting in the love seat.

Gippal climbed into the recliner and Yuna and Tidus sat on the two seated couch. Paine looked at Rikku. Rikku looked at Paine.

"Oh for crying out loud-- Paine, just sit next to Baralai, and Rikku, sit on the arm of the recliner." Yuna ordered with a roll of her eyes.

Rikku, in her light blue tank top with a baby chocobo printed on it and light blue short shorts, sighed as she sat next to Gippal reluctantly. (Her hair is like it was in FFX)

"Cid's girl, oui lyh ced uh so myb. First class seat!" you can sit on my lap. Gippal smirked at her.

"Pht. Right." Rikku rolled her eyes. "So Baralai said you wanted to talk to us?"

"Yeah...um...about that...well, I'll talk about it later on." Gippal shrugged. "No biggie!"

"Soooo how to begin this sleepoever?" Rikku said with a chirp.

With a giggle, she, Yuna and Paine all faced each other and replied in unison, "The usual."

"Huh? The usual?" Tidus blinked. "What's that?"

"Truth or dare of course!" Yuna chuckled. "I'll start!" she smirked, looking around the room. "Paine, truth or dare?"

Paine swore under her breath. "Agh...dare."

"I dare you to tell us the truth-"

"HEY!"

"No rules about not being able to do that! Sorry! Anyhow..I dare you to tell us the truth about out of Tidus, Gippal and Baralai, who would you date?"

"Not Gippal, cuz he belongs to Rikku."

"Hey!" Both Al Bheds cried in unison.

"I belong to no one!" Gippal declared.

"Yeah! No one deserves to own such a terror!" Rikku shot at him.

"HEY!"

"ANYWAY, not Tedus cuz he's too stupid...no offense, Tedus..."

"Umm it's Tidus." Tidus chirped in.

"I'm sure it is..." Paine ignored the comment. "And Baralai is a stalker." she glared at him.

"But you said Baralai last which means you choose him! So ha!" Rikku smirked as both teenagers glared at her.

"UGH WHATEVER! Gippal. Truth or dare."

"Dare!"

Paine paused before smirking. She made a gesture for him to lean over. She whispered something in his ear as he grinned deviously at Rikku.

((Rikku's POV))

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. He looked at me. This. Is. Not. Good.

"Alright. Be back in a flash!" he grinned as he bolted out the door. Well...not so much out of the door. More like into the door.

"oof. uhhhh...OW." Gippal rubbed his head as he opened the door and ran out.

I frowned. Oh no. He's heading across the street!? NO! PAINE, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!!!!!!!!

We all waited for about 5 minutes until Gippal returned with something in his hands. He had a devilish smile on his face. And he had something white in his hand...

I let out a scream of horror.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

SDS: HAH! I left you with a cliffy! meeeep! Don't hurt me! No Gippal's hair!

Gippal: (sniffle) BOOHOO! WHAT HAIR!? (now only has one strand of hair)

SDS: Oh...erm...sorry Gippal..next chapter...if you review...you get Gippal's clothing. ;-) Heh heh. Sorry girls, the boxers stay on.

Review if you want a half naked Gippal! LOL. By the way, I'm really sorry that I haven't been updating lately. Too much homework. GRRR...

I've started on chapter 4 though..yay! Tee hee, thank you guys, and review!