Final Fantasy X2: Road Trip!
Disclaimer: Yes! I own Final Fantasy X2! I own Yunie, Rikku and Paine! I OWN SQUARE TOO! HAHA! (noes grows 20 inches) o.o ermm...eh...heh heh heh...just...kidding?
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Gippal: Don't call me that.
blink blink What's wrong, Gippie?
Gippal: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
I...uhh...okay... (cough PMS cough cough)
Gippal: (now outside, skipping and picking daises)
O.O Umm...oh yeah, from now on, Rikku's hair will always be like it was in FFX. It'll stay that way throughout the entire story unless the story says otherwise!
Gippal: (can be heard loudly singing, "It's Raining Men")
O.O Oh no. GIPPAL, DON'T RUN INTO STREETS! AHHH! LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!!! (runs outside) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mini SDS:Here's a recap of chapter 3...
We all waited for about 5 minutes until Gippal returned with something in his hands. He had a devilish smile on his face. And he had something white in his hand...
I let out a scream of horror.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sooo with that, here is chapter 4 (starting in normal person's POV) ! Hope you enjoy!
Chapter 4: Mt. Getyerfreakon
"GIPPAL, OUI FYED DEM E DAMM POPS!" YOU WAIT TILL I TELL POPS! Rikku screamed snatching her underwear from Gippal's hands.
"What? Don't blame me! It's was Paine's idea." he grinned pervertedly.
Paine and Yuna held in their laughter while Tidus, Baralai and Gippal all peered curiously at the object in Rikku's hand.
(Paine...) Rikku frowned. (You've gone way too far. That SO was not cool.) she scowled under her breath, thinking of an evil plan to get Paine back.
"Rikku, are you really gonna tell Cid?" Gippal frowned.
"E sekrd." I might. Rikku growled. "Dryd was NOT luum!" That was NOT cool!
Gippal blinked before smiling sheepishly. "Ehh...well Rikku...ed'c hud aqyldmo dra first desa I've seen ed..." It's not exactly the first time I've seen it... Gippal admited with a small shy smile.
"FRYYYYYYYYD!?!?" WHAAAAAAAAT!?!? Rikku screamed. He winced. (That probably wasn't the best time to tell her..) he thought with a flinch.
Gippal flushed, seeing how everyone was now staring at the couple. "Famm...oui fayn ouin cgendc cu muf..." Well...you wear your skirts so low... he smiled softly and nervously.
Rikku rolled her eyes. "Banjand!" Pervert! She scolded before noticing everyone's eyes on her. "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!" she fumed.
"Errr, nothing!" Tidus said quickly. "Nothing sir--I mean ma'm! I mean..oh geez... PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" he screamed, curling up in a small ball.
Gippal frowned. (Hmmm she really is in a bad mood.) he sighed. (Too bad.) "Tidus, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay...Who would you rather date, Baralai or me?" Gippal snickered.
Tidus's face turned white. "Egghhh! WHAT! Both ways would be...scary. And just...terrifying."
"Thanks bud, love you too." Gippal rolled his eyes, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Probably Baralai, cuz I know how you and Rikku have the hots for each other..." suddenly he clasped a hand over his mouth. "...D-Did I say that outloud?" he asked in a tiny voice.
"YES." Rikku and Gippal glared at him.
"Erm...sorry. I tend to do that. A lot. Eheheheheh....SOOOO Yuna, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Yuna replied after a brief silence.
"Who would YOU rather go out, me, Gippal or Baralai?"
"Gippal and Baralai are already taken," she winked at her two friends who glared at her. "And plus you're the cutest, so I'd go out with you." Yuna answered as she smirked inwardly as she saw Tidus turn beet red.
'OMG! SHE LIKES ME!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!' he thought to himself. He had too much fun with the internet and AIM.
Yuna paused. "Truth or dare, Rikku?"
Rikku froze for a minute. "Da...truth."
"Alright then," Yuna thought for a moment. "Tell us the best feature of Gippal in your opinion." she smirked.
Rikku flushed. (Which one to choose is actually the problem.) she frowned. (How hot he is, his incredibly hot voice, the awesome eye patch, the bad boy attitude, his hotness, the hot voice, the earring he's gonna get next week, tee hee, his hotness... wait...I think I already said that. How nice he is? How sweet he is..) she melted. (How hot he and his voice are...)
As if reading her mind, Gippal smirked. "You can only choose one, Cid's girl."
"Aww poop," Rikku rolled her eyes with fake sarcasm. "Okay..I guess how sweet he was to make back then in the days. He was very lida back then.." cute she immediately clasped her hand over her mouth. (NOOOO! WHY DID GIPPAL HAVE TO BE THE ONLY ONE OUT OF THE REST OF THEM THAT SPEAKS AL BHED!?!???! NOOOO!!!) she cleared her throat. "For a kid, I mean."
"Awww Cid's girl thought I was lida! Dryhgc, muja." cute! Thanks, love. the older Al Bhed winked at her.
Rikku fumed. Suddenly, she grew 18 feet taller then Gippal, her eyes turned into flames, the room suddenly burned to ashes and steam rose out of her ears. "I'M NOT YOUR MUJA!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU THAT!????!??!?!??" love
"Eeeep!" Tidus squealed, hiding behind Yuna.
"Errr...cunno?" sorry? Gippal asked, obviously confused.
Rikku smiled as she shrunk back to her normal face, her eyes changed back to the shiny emerald swirls they were before, steam no longer poured out her ears and the living somehow fixed itself together. She reached for a green lollipop from her knapsack and started to innocently suck on it.
Tidus peeked his head out from behind Yuna. "Is...she sane again?"
"Let's hope." Yuna giggled.
"Paine, truth or dare?" Rikku questioned.
"Dare."
"I dare you...to go to Mt. Getyerfreakon with Baralai and don't come back until.." she checked her watch. "10:15 PM. And you KNOW what people do at Mt. Getyerfreakon!" she smirked.
Everyone besides Baralai and Paine snickered. Tidus laughed before frowning. "Uhh...actually...I don't, what do they do at Mt. Getyerfreakon?"
They all stared at him. "Ehehehehe...Just kidding!" the soccer player chided with a (n.n) face. (Eheheheheh...I wonder what they DO do at Mt. Getyerfreakon...) he pondered.
"10:15 PM!" Paine exclaimed. "It's 8:56 right now! THAT'S JUST ABOUT 2 HOURS!!!"
Rikku smiled innocently at her. "Too bad, see ya later, bye bye!" she shoved her out of the house. "Oh and if you don't do it, I'll have Brother send Hetellio after you again!" She called out the window with a smirk. Hetellio was Paine's stalker last year and constantly bugged her. He even made a fan club for her.
"Hey," Gippal chuckled. "Maybe Baralai will get lucky and get one of these." he grinned, grabbing the white object out of Rikku's hands.
"GIMME THAT!" she growled as she lunged at him.
Tidus stared at them. "Do you guys hate or like each other? This is REALLY confusing, because the position you're in now says you guys have been married for 25 years and you have 15 kids."
Gippal flushed dark red. Rikku was on top of him, and their lips were centimeters from meeting. Her hands were on his bare chest and her nose was touching the tip of his.
Rikku quickly grabbed her garment out of Gippal's grip and immediately got off him, muttering curses under her breath, some Gippal didn't even know existed.
"U-Uh it's nothing!" Gippal said. "I—uhh, hey! Let's uhh...do something else!"
"Like?" Yuna inquired. She agreed, but what else was there to do? Truth or dare was boring and it would be hours for Paine and Baralai to get back from Mt.Getyerfreakon.
"Ehh...how 'bout we go swimming in the pool in the backyard? It's HUGE!" Tidus exclaimed.
Gippal smirked, "Who would resist this?" he asked with a grin, rubbing his hands over his chest.
"Ummm...I would." Yuna giggled.
"Me too." Rikku smirked at the boy's fallen expression.
"Eh. Whatever. Go grab your swimming suits from your house...we'll meet you in my back yard." Gippal chided.
"This isn't your house," Tidus said with a frown.
"Eh. Might as well be." Gippal shrugged as he and Tidus walked upstairs to change.
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"EEEIIII! I get to see Tidus in a swim suit!" Yuna cheered. "He's into sports too...how hot...and soccer! Soccer takes a lot of exercise so he must like have a 10 pack..."
"Yunie...? I don't think he has a 10 pack." Rikku said with a roll of her eyes as she looked impatiently through her closest. "Where's that bikini..." she grinned. "Aha!" she exclaimed as she pulled her yellow bikini out. Yuna went into her room to find her room bikini as Rikku changed.
"Hey Yunie? Tie this up for me please?" Rikku called, holding two yellow strings in her hands.
"Yeah...so..." Yuna giggled as she walked into the room and starting to tie the strings into a knot. "Bet you're excited to see Gippal in a bathing suit, hmm?"
"What?! You're crazy!" Rikku rolled her eyes. "Come on." She said with a gesture of her hand as Yuna finally tied the knot. "Let's go back." And with that, they grabbed their pajamas and headed back to Gippal's.
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"M-M-Mt. Getyerfreakon is certainly cold!" Baralai shivered with chattering teeth.
Paine said nothing, but agreed whole heartedly.
"W-W-What are we suppose to do here?" he asked, pointing to a cave that had few pairs of underwear lying around.
"Ugh," Paine groaned. (Gross...) she thought with a frown.
"Paine," Baralai sighed, "perhaps we should head inside the cave."
"And do WHAT!?" Paine immediately screamed, angered. (Is Baralai trying to hit on me!??!) she thought angrily.
On the outside, Baralai had a sweet smile but on the inside, he was fuming. (Can you please relax!? We NEED to get shelter! Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean I'll take advantage of you!!) he fumed, thinking. "Ahem," he cleared his throat, "Paine, please remember I'm the gentlemen and that I would not try anything so rude. Now we need shelter." His eyes had a dangerous gleam in it and his voice sounded so demanding.
Paine slightly stepped back from him. "Fine," she agreed. (I am not scared of you. No. I'm not.)
(But you are,) another voice interjected. (And you know it. You're scared of him. You're scared of him taking your heart away.) the voice continued as the pair headed toward the cave. (Just like Hetellio.)
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"RIKKU, YOU'LL SO PAY!" Yuna screamed as Rikku shoved her cousin childishly into the water.
"I got it!" Tidus yelled playfully as he moved in the water where he could catch Yuna. He'd always seen men do it on TV. It couldn't be that hard.
As Yuna suddenly came closer, Tidus now grew scared. (Ummm...If I'm supposed to catch her...I should stand up, I think.) he thought as he stood up in the water.
(Bad move Tidus.) Gippal grimaced, watching Tidus flounder in the deep water and Yuna collide into him. He chuckled lightly. (They're cute.) he thought with a smile. (Perfect couple.)
"Hey hey! Having fun without me, ya?" a voice called playfully.
Gippal turned around. "Hey Wakka!" he waved. "What's up?" he asked, walking over and high fiving his friend.
"Nothing much. Me and Lu, we just want to see a movie. Called... 'The Grudge', ya?"
"Oh. So how was it?"
"Dunno. Lu and I weren't exactly watching the movie." Wakka said with a sly smile and wiggle of his eyebrow.
Gippal chuckled. "Oh, so Wakka, that's Rikku and that's Yuna. Paine and Baralai are at Mt. Getyerfreakon."
Wakka had been informed about Rikku and company a few days ago...seeing how Gippal wouldn't shut up about them.
"Mt. Getyerfreakon!? Isn't he a bit...uhh...young?"
"No no," Gippal chuckled. "It was a dare. The girls are sleeping over. Oh yeah, so Wakka," the blonde smiled, watching Tidus and Yuna splash each other in the water. "Are you in on the road trip idea?"
"As long as I bring Lu, I'm all for it, ya?"
"Of course," Gippal rolled his eyes.
"Who is this?" a small voice asked as a face popped over Gippal's shoulder.
"Cid's girl, this is my good buddy Wakka. You know that Lulu chick you guys hang out with?"
"Yeah..."
"He's dating her."
"Oh! So you're the Wakka Lulu talks about! Nice to meet you," Rikku smiled, holding out her hand.
Wakka rose an eyebrow before looking at her and shaking her hand gently. "Let me see your eyes." He stated.
Gippal froze. (Oh no. She's Al Bhed...Wakka, don't...)
The only reason why Wakka and Gippal were friends was because of Tidus. He convinced Wakka that not all Al Bhed are bad and thus starting the relationship. But Gippal wasn't so sure if Wakka could handle another.
Confused, Rikku shifted her gaze to Wakka's. Emerald swirls stared deep into his eyes.
(An Al Bhed,) Wakka thought with a heavy inhale. (I guess if Gippal says she's okay...then she's okay...) with a hesitant voice, he breathed. "Nice...to meet you."
"Nice to meet ya too!" Rikku chirped, still a tad confused.
Gippal looked bewildered as Wakka winked at him. (Wakka...)
"I'll see you later, ya? Call me about the trip soon!" and with that, he waved to the others and walked out of the backyard.
(My man!) Gippal chuckled to himself and went to join the others in the pool.
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Baralai looked over at Paine as she sat on a rock across from him near a fire. (She hates me so bad...why?) he frowned to himself. "Paine, why do you hate me?" he asked out loud before clamping a hand over his mouth. (Geez. Me and my mouth. Now I'm becoming Tidus.)
Paine looked over at him. "What?"
"I...I said 'Why do you hate me'...?" the nervous man stuttered out.
Paine chuckled softly before raising an amused eyebrow to herself.
Baralai frowned. "What, may I ask, is so funny?"
"You." Paine chuckled once again, "I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone. This is just the way I am." She shrugged as her teeth chattered once again. She was in a black tank top and black shorts...who wouldn't be cold? She hugged herself tightly, desperate to find some warmth. The fire helped a little, but the mountain was terrible, seeing how cold it was...and hearing...odd disturbing noises coming from the back of the cave. She shivered, half from coldness and half from disturbance.
Baralai looked over at her. "Oh." He wanted to scold himself for being so silly. He was cold as well, but then again...he was wearing a black jacket over boxers. It was freaking cold. He looked over at her admiringly before noticing she was starting to shake. He frowned as he walked over to her.
Paine looked up as she felt something being put on to her shoulders. It was Baralai's jacket. "Why are you giving me this?"
"You're cold, Paine. You're freezing. I can see you from over there...you're shaking."
"Am not." She argued under her breath.
"Yes you are. Now we have..." Baralai checked his watch. An hour and a half of Mt. Getyerfreakon... what shall we do?"
"OH JOHNNY!" they heard a voice cry.
Both teenagers flinched and gave each other looks of disgust before snickering.
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A/N: Well...sorry I haven't been updating as much...and that my chapters are so short. -.- Well, hope all you Paine/Baralai fans enjoyed the waffy/odd scene at Mt.Getyerfreakon...Hope you Rikku/Gippal fans enjoyed Gippal taking Rikku's panties...hope you Yuna/Tidus fans enjoyed Tidus trying to be a hero and catch Yuna and water...lol. I'm already starting chapter 5 so look out! Lol. Thanks for reading, and please review! Your opinion really matters to me!