Grade 7 has to be in the Guiness World Records for "grade with most homework"!

Jak: My grade seven was simple.

Cir: That's because you were the history!

And Ripper-Roo, that's why that was historical: Praxis lived!

Praxis: Will that happen often?

Cir: No. Musashi the Master, I've gotten your idea. Many times now.

BAR WARS : ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Six: Daxter's so Called "Mom"

Torn and Daxter screamed as the car they were in drove through one of the palace's windows. That person they kept hitting was just walking around when the car landed on him, and he went to the hospital swearing at them.

Jak snuck up into a bush beside the car that was splattered against the pavement. "How can a car splatter?" Torn asked while scratching his head.

Jak took out a lasso and threw it. It missed Torn and Daxter and wrapped around Praxis's neck. He choked to death. Jak groaned and pulled the lasso back. He threw Praxis's body into the sewer, and tried again. The lasso missed and hit Erroll. Jak pulled it back but he stretched the plastic Erroll.

Jak made another attempt. He missed again and pulled a customer out the window of a MacRonald's restaurant.

(In the wasteland)

Kleiver was still stuck in the freezer, unlike the others. It might have been because Seem used up most of the bricks on him, or it might have been the fact that he was frozen solid.

Damas ran by the freezer screaming as eight wasteland metalheads chased him, which were under the control of Errol. "THIS IS FOR HAVING A SON THAT KILLED ME TWICE!" Errol screamed before one wasteland metalhead shot at Damas.

(Back in Haven City)

Daxter walked up to Erol, who was on his racing zoomer, ordering out of a Burger King take-out window. "I'll have a burger with ketchup, cheese, pickles, mustard, anchovies, chicken and sushi. And lay off the chicken, anchovies, sushi and the burger," Erol said.

"Hi mom!" Daxter said to Erol, who gave him a look as if Daxter was a deranged phycopath.

"Anyway, I also want a milkshake, fries and some McNuggets," Erol continued.

"We don't have McNuggets," the order window person said.

"Mom?"

"Thwn what's the closest thing that you have?"

"Mom!"

"Chicken wings."

"Good enough."

"MO-"

Daxter was kicked by Erol, and he went flying into a building. Erol reversed and rammed into Daxter. "Oops," Erol said sarcastically, before driving away laughing. Erol was driving, when, where the warning lights are, he saw a picture of an ottsel grabbing the back of the zoomer. Erol turned around and saw Daxter doing that.

"LET GO!" Erol screamed before taking out his gun.

"But mom!"

"I'M NOT YOUR M-" The zoomer crashed into a statue and Erol went flying off. "You pile of sh-" Erol's head was jammed into a wall.

"MOM!" Daxter cried. "I'LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH!"

"Not... dead!" Erol's muffled voice said.

Daxter took up the gun Erol dropped.

Damas was walking through the city when Et hit him in the head with the bat, which knocked him into a coma. Et blew out the fire as if he fired a gun, but he just blew some of the fire onto his sleeve. "This can't turn out good..." he said as it spread up his arm.

Pecker was sitting on a chair beside an unconscience Jinx (Jinx in a coma would put it better. Hmmm, I got an idea! Jinx in a coma! Works like a miracle! Only 16.79!) doing nothing important.

Jak was walking around, looking for Daxter, when he got shot in the arm. "Hey!" He looked and saw Daxter shooting anything that moved. Then he saw Erol taking his head out of a wall. Jak rolled his eyes, picked Daxter up by the tail, and pried the gun from his hand. Daxter started trying to claw Jak, who was too far away.

"Stop teasing him," Errrol (still on fire) said, before he was hit in the face by a boot Daxter threw. "On second thought, want a cookie?" Daxter nodded. "TOO BAD, 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T REACH IT! HA!" He dangled the cookie in front of Daxter, who leaped out of Jak's hands, and grabbed the cookie, before he started running.

"GET BACK HERE WITH MY COOKIE!"

Meanwhile, Erol made another clone, a ghost one, known as Airol.

Next chapter will have a little something about Airol and Torn. Remember, Erol used to be Qui-Gon Jinn, so I'll let you guess.

Airol: I don't think that they have to guess.

Cir: Do you think I care, review!