Time for the next chapter! Coming in this chapter: One of the funniest ways Praxis has died, more on Airol, and that's basically it.

Jak: How does Praxis die?

Cir: You'll see soon. Well, time to start the chapter now! And I've finally seen AOTC (Attack of the Clones)! Well, most of it. I missed the beginning, seeing as it was on TV.

BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Seven: Airol wants a Bagel

Jak took out his broken lasso and threw it away, seeing as Kor's pet got at it. He tried to lasso around its throat, but he missed and it went though the giant pair of scissors. Then the pet bit it.

Airol floated around when Torn showed up. "Qui-Gon! You've returned as a ghost!" he said.

Airol raised an eyebrow. "What?" he asked.

"Qui-Gon! I am at your service!"

Then a lightbulb appeared above Airol's head, or maybe it was because someone in a building behind him turned a bulb on, and it looked like it was over his head. "Yes! I am Qui-Gon!" Airol said before shaking his fingers ghost-like. "Now, fetch me a bagel!"

"Yes sir!" Torn said before going to get one.

"Oh, and you'll have to stab it first, or I can't eat it!" Airol yelled after him.

"Okay!"

(Meanwhile)

Veger threw a grenade at Daxter who was running away with Errrol's cookie. It missed and landed at Praxis's feet. "Deja vu!" he said before throwing the grenade back. Veger caught it and threw it back. (Daxter: That's one long lasting grenade! Cir: He hasn't pulled the pin. Daxter: Oh.) Veger's throw missed and it landed in the port, where it exploded because someone pulled the pin and threw it.

Jak leapt on Torn's back who threw him off, which stunned Jak. Torn jumped on a zoomer. Back a bit, Jak was still stunned. Torn exited Haven City. But Jak was still stunned. Torn brought his bagel to Airol. And Jak was stunned still.

"Here's your bagel Qui-Gon!" Torn said.

"Okay, now get me a peanut butter sandwich, also stabbed!"

"Yes sir!"

Kleiver fell out of the freezer and clinged onto the ground, seeing as he was frozen. The person who opened the freezer shrugged and left, without getting whatever they opened the freezer for.

Praxis was drinking something. "That's acid you're drinking," Erol said.

"Corection, BATTERY acid," Praxis said happily.

"Ok...ay, that's 1on the ph scale, it was nice knowin' ya," Erol said before turning around as Praxis stopped drinking and fell over, dead.

Airol was walking around, drinking a milkshake. Every sip he took went through him and onto the ground, and people who walked by slipped fell, and were knocked out.

"Something tells me machines are gonna blow something up," Torn said.

"And something tells me that I need a pizza!" Airol said. "And would it kill you to get some apple juice?

Daxter was still trying to avenge Erol's "death". He bought a shotgun and aimed at someone. He fired but was blown off his feet and was sent flying into a steel wall. Everyone ignored him.

Torn was about to go to another part of town, when Kor's pet, riden by the metalhead leader himself, stepped on him. After he regained feeling in his legs, Torn went to the industrial section, where they built zoomers. "So this is where they'r building the machines!" he said.

An employee walked up to Torn. "Hi Torn," he said.

"DROID!" Torn said and killed the guy with his bar saber.

Torn saw the people working on building zoomers, and he push a gigantic vat of oil down at them. The people screamed and ran as fast as they could to the exit. Torn jumped in front of them with spring shoes. "You won't escape!" he said. The people ran left or right, and the vat hit Torn head on.

"Metic," was all he had the strength to say.

Jak saw Daxter running from Veger, who had a grenade. "I'LL GET YOU FOR BITING ME!" Veger screamed and threw the grenade.

Jak rolled his eyes and began walking away, when a nuclear explotion caused the ground to shake. "Strong grenade," he said.

Veger and Daxter were covered in ash and standing completely still. "Ow."

And there's chapter seven. The reason Airol wants food is that he can't get any unless someone else kills it.

Torn: Why did I kill someone?

Cir: Because you think that they're evil.

Jak: How he kill someone with a crowbar?

Cir: Well...uh... Review!