Now for a new chapter.

Jak: Captured by morons?

Cir: Yep! This is basically the part where they get tied to poles in a stadium place and the bad guys sic monsters on them.

BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Eight: Captured by Morons

After much trouble, the employees finally tied up Torn, and Veger took him to the FL HQ (Lot of capitals).

"So how long until we de-hypnotize him?" Veger asked Et.

"Well, I need a new bat, since it shattered to pieces on Kleiver," he answered.

Veger raised an eyebrow. "He wasn't hypnotized!"

"I just don't like him." Et walked to the elevator.

"What do we do with him?" a guard asked Veger, who saw that Torn was trying to knaw his way through the ropes.

Veger thought for a second. "Let's tie him up in the stadium, along with those two," Veger said, pointing at Daxter and Ashelin. "They were found blowing up portipotties, claiming they were nuclear bombs."

Jak was about to enter HQ when everybody left. "Hey! Have you seen Kor?" he asked them.

"Which, Metal or normal?" a guard asked. "Erol cloned him too," he added.

"Either."

"Well, Metal Kor just flew over you and normal is standing in front of you."

Jak turned to Kor. "Have you seen Daxter?" he asked.

"He just went by you," Kor said, pointing at the group which was heading to the rebuilt stadium.

When they got there, some guards tied the three to poles, making Daxter's extra tight and taking away the hacksaw he had. The guard snapped the blade off and gave the handle back. Veger, Jak, and the guards went in the floating platform. "You'll be untied once you're hypnotized back," Veger said.

Then Metal Kor flew over. "Look who I found!" he said happily before pulling on a leash. Kor's pet burst through the wall. It saw the three tied to the poles and licked its lips. Metal Kor saw them tied to the poles too. "Is this some kind of cruel joke?" he asked.

The pet bit through the leash and charged at Torn. Torn screamed and tipped the pole so he was on his feet with it tied to its back. He began running, surprisingly fast for someone with a twenty foot tall pole tied to their back.

Then one of the giant elephant metalheads barged in. "Boss, the Hoppers are on strike again," it said to Metal Kor.

Daxter and Ashelin saw Metal Kor and the metalhead and thought they were supposed to exicute them. Daxter knawed through the ropes and threw a rock at Metal Kor.

"Ouch! My eye!" Metal Kor said. "I'll kill you for that!"

Metal Kor flew at Daxter who screamed and ran onto the racetrack. Daxter jumped on a zoomer and Metal Kor broke the track. Then he went after Daxter. Daxter saw Metal Kor and threw a shoe. It missed and hit Jak.

Daxter saw the gap and drove at it top speed. The zoomer went flying like a jump. "I'm gonna make it!" Daxter said. But it fell onto the ground and blew up, sending Daxter flying. Torn was still running, screaming when Daxter went flying and hit him over.

Daxter saw the pet and took a chainsaw out of no where. He started cutting Torn's ropes with it. "Easy, easy...OUCH! TOO FAR!" Torn yelled when Daxtercut his arm.

"Why don't some of you go down there and stop them from killing us all?" Veger asked.

"Are you crazy? I wanna live!" Jak said.

Veger pushed a few guards down there. "We need reinforcements!" Torn said.

"Who are you talking to?" Ashelin asked. She hadn't attacked anything, so nothing was after her.

"I dunno. Yoda?" Torn answered. The pet jumped behind him and tried to eat him, but Torn turned and the pole smacked it in the face, which knocked it out.

Metal Kor walked over to Daxter. "Die."

"Hi!" Daxter said.

"I said die, not hi!" Kor shot one of those forehead shots at him. Daxter screamed and climbed to the top of the pole he was tied to. "You'll never get me up here!" he said.

Metal Kor flew up in front of him. Daxter jumped off. "Odi Wack Canoe! Help!" he yelled.

Torn took out a gun and shotat Metal Kor. It missed and went right through the thing that kept the platform Jak, Veger and two guards on floating.

"He almost killed us!" Jak said. Veger gave him a "nooo, really?" look.

Metal Kor shot a forehead shot that missed and almost hit the guards. They all dropped their guns and ran out the door. Metal Kor rolled his eyes and turned to Torn and Daxter. Then Metal Kor fell asleep, and they saw three tranquilizer darts in his butt. And, in the doorway was Praxis with Erol, Errol (both playing cards), Errrol (still on fire), Erroll (picking his nose) and Airol (asleep).

"That's the best clone army you came up with?" Torn said.

Praxis shrugged. "Best I could do on such short notice," he answered.

"I told you three weeks ago!"

And that is "Captured by morons"!

Veger: Morons?

Praxis: I lived!

Cir: That was the last time.

Praxis: That's it! I'm filing a lawsuit!

Cir: Meh. Review!