I've been thinking for a bit.

Jak: No, you've been thinking for a loooooong time!

Cir: Okay, a loooooong time, as he put it, I've been working on this chapter. Not to mention that I just beat JakX. And now that I've got it ready, you can read it! Enjoy The Clones Attack!

BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Nine: The Clones Attack...?

"This thing is getting really odd," Veger said.

"Why is Homer Simpson there?" Jak asked. Sure enough, Homer was with the clones, eating a pizza. He burped and ran away from the advancing Metal Kor.

"Didn't you die?" Airol asked.

"I was tranquilized, not killed," he said. "But I'd love to kill you!" He took one stepped and fell asleep again, with three new tranquilizers in his butt. They all looked at Praxis, who was behind him.

"Weren't you just in front of him?" Erroll asked.

Praxis opened his mouth then closed it. "I think I was..." he muttered, but was shot by Veger and died.

"I've always wanted to do that!" Veger said, with a look on his face as though he just was given the world's largest milkshake. "Anyway, stop them before they kill us!"

The guards looked at him. "No...way!" they all said at once.

"Jak?"

Jak was sitting on a lawn chair down in the stadium, wearing some sunglasses and getting a tan. "No way, too busy," Jak said. Veger groaned and saw that all the Erols were in front of him. They cracked their knuckles simutaniously, then started pounding the life out of Veger.

The real Veger snuck away while the clones pounded the life out of his clone.

"Where's Dooku going?" Daxter asked Torn.

"MY NAME IS VEGER YOU MORONS SO STOP CALLING ME DOOKU, THAT IS A STAR WARS CHARACTER WHICH I AM NOT!" Veger yelled.

"Let's follow Dooku ("VEGER, YOU HYPNOTIZED MORON!") and see where he's going," Torn said.

Veger glanced around and saw all the guards gambling and playing poker. "Will you attack them?" Veger screamed.

"No way," One Guard said.

"I have no way of protecting myself!" Another said. And sure enough, he had lost his gun and armour.

"Flush!" One Guard said and Another threw his cards at the ground.

"Do we get paid for this?" Some Guard asked.

"No, but yes since we're on duty!" One Guard said. Some Guard shrugged and Another left since One Guard had all his s stuff.

Veger began running out of the stadium as fast as he could, and all the clones plus Torn, Daxter and the original Erol chased after him. Veger jumped into his personnel zoomer and began driving. All of the others got into a randomtow truck and began driving after him. Daxter went to where the hook was and fired it at Veger. It ripped his underwear right out from under his pants. "It isn't broken," he said when he saw it.

Torn, who was driving, looked back at Daxter, causing thetow truck to steer out of control and crashed into one of the slum's giant ditches.

"I thought Torn filled these in while I was temporarily dead?" Erol asked.

"Last time I saw them, they were filled!" Errol said.

They all climbed out of hetow truck as One Guard, Another and Some Guard walked by. "Where are we?" Another asked.

"The slums you idiot!" One Guard answered.

The clones ran after Veger, but since he was on a zoomer he got away. They all stopped running and went to go somewhere else.

Veger stopped when he was far enough away and jumped off the zoomer, where Jak appeared out of nowhere. "So I see that you're still alive," Jak said.

"No thanks to you!" Veger yelled.

Jak shrugged and pushed Veger into a ditch. "That was for laughing at Damas's death!" Jak said.

"I'm dead?" Damas said. "Does that mean that I'm a ghost?"

"No," Airol said. "If you were then that hamburger wouldn't be going down your throat."

Et appeared out of no where. "I found a way to de-hypnotize the rest of them!" he said.

"How would that be?" Jak asked. "It better not involve a hacksaw, because last time Daxter saw one of those, he began trying to saw his tail off."

"It doesn't involve a hacksaw," Et said. "We just need to round them off into a place nobody will miss."

"How about the stadium?" Jak suggested. "No one will miss zoomer races!" Erol punched him in the face.

"Good idea!" Et said, but Erol punched him too.

Sorry to say, but next chapter will be the last of this story. But I'll release the next, however it may take a while.

Jak: Fine by me!

Cir: I have my other story with the rest of you in it too! And there's still another chapter of this! Review!