Now, I present the final chapter of Attack of the Phones! The one where they're all de-hypnotized!
Everyone who's hypnotized: Yay!
Cir: In the most painful way possible!
Everyone who's hypnotized: Boo!
Praxis: The court denied my lawsuit! I'll have to go on strike! (takes out a sign saying "I DON'T WAT TO DIE ALL THE TIME!") STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
Cir: I like to call this chapter...
BAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE PHONES
Chapter Ten: Bombs Away!
It took some time, but Jak, Et, Damas, Errol, Errrol, Erroll, Airol, Pecker, Gol, Kliever and Seem finally managed to get everyone who was hypnotized into the stadium. Erol, as protest for doing some bad to the stadium, tied himself to the scoreboard (don't ask why it's there) to yell insults at anyone who came into sight. When he called Jak a "Dumpfaced moron who couldn't put on his shoe if it was a velcrow!", Jak shot the rope, and threw him in a bird cage in the pet shop.
Et, who was on the repaired floating platform, put on safety goggles.
"Um... What exactly are you going to do?" Jak asked.
"I'm gonna bomb the place," Et said. "As long as the bomb itself doesn't hit anyone, no one will die." Errol looked very disappointed. "Just severely in pain. I'm launching it at the door in is, since no one is over there."
"What are we doing in here?" Daxter asked and Torn shrugged.
Et pressed a button which launched a bomb. It began coming down right where no one was.
Praxis walked into the stadium. "Hey, guy! I found out how to live forever!" he said as he walked right to where the bomb was going to hit. "You have to-"
The bomb blew up Praxis, and the shockwave hit everyone who was hypnotized, knocking them over and badly wounding them. Errol cheered, Kliever laughed and Jak went down to see if Praxis was still alive... which he wasn't.
(At the hospital)
The doctor came in. "Baron Praxis is dead," he said.
"We knew that three weeks ago!" Erol said.
"Then why're you here?"
"Visiting hours," Jak replied. Everyone who was hypnotized (now de-hypnotized) was in the same ward, wrapped in body casts.
"I really hate Et," Daxter said. How he said that was a mystery, since the cast was covering his face completely.
Pecker landed on Daxter's bed. "Hey, now I can fight with him without getting hurt!" Pecker kicked Daxter in the crotch, who yipped in pain. Pecker laughed, but then it got boring from Daxter not fighting back.
Torn, who was farthest from the explosion, only had an arm cast, a leg cast, and a neck brace. "Well, I think we've all learn a lesson," he said. "Always wear sunglasses, so we don't get hypnotized.
"That's why I always have these goggles around my neck!" Keira said. "They're actually so that hypnotizing don't get me."
"And that's why I got new sunglasses!" Damas said, pointing to the sunglasses he was wearing. "They're so thick, that I can't see a thing unless there's a 500 watt light bulb!" He walked into the doorframe, kicked Pecker out the window while walking and sat on Metal Kor's head, who couldn't do anything because he was in a bodycast too (did I ever say that they removed the tranquilized Kor when then launched the bomb?).
Veger walked in, really happy. "Praxis is gone for good!" he said happily. Then Praxis walked by the window, since they were on the ground floor. "Crud!" He picked up a sniper rifle and ran to the elevator. They waited a minute, then heard a gunshot, Praxis swearing, then another shot, but no Praxis noise.
Jak went over to the window. "The important thing is that everyone's alive," he said, but he saw Praxis's dead body glaring at him. "Almost everyone. Wonder what the other Kor's up to?"
(At the metalhead nest)
"I have an evil plan!" the non-cloned Metal Kor said.
"What is it boss?" the first of the two Packman playing metalheads asked.
Metal Kor laughed. "If I tell you, you have to promise not to kill yourselfs!" he said.
"We won't," they both said at once.
"If I jump over the barrels, maybe I'll survive longer!" he said, turning to a Donkey Kong arcade game.("Must... resist... urge... to... kill... self..." one metalhead muttered) He jumped over a few barrels, but then he died. Kor roared and ate the game whole.
(Back at the hospital)
"Hey, where Sig been this whole time?" Ashelin asked.
"I can answer that!" Krew said. "I sent him on a mission in the wasteland!"
(In the wasteland)
Sig was on top of alarge tree in the oasis, shooting at metalheads attempting to climb the tree. "KREW! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Sig yelled before shooting another.
(Back at the hospital)
"Well, everyone's happy!" Errrol (still of fire) said, and Torn smacked him with one of his crutches.
"Give him a hit for me!" Daxter said.
"And me!" Metal Kor said.
They all said "And me!" untilErrrol had been hit thanks to Daxter, Metal Kor, Ashelin, Grim, Jinx, Mog, Tess, Vin and, for some strange reason, Damas.
Errol was twitching on the ground when they were done.
That ends Bar Wars: Attack of the Phones! Here are all the next in the series:
Bar Wars III: Revenge of the Pizzaman
Bar Wars IV: A Blue Dope
Bar Wars V: The Booze Strikes Back
Bar Wars VI: Return of the Drunk
Bar Wars VII: The Lost Breakfast Burito
The last one I made up a few days ago.
Jak: A seventh one?.!
Everyone: (groans)
Cir: Mwahaha! The next one may not come out for a bit, since I have so many stories to write. Review, and I hope you enjoyed!