Hello rhymes with jell-o! I got reviews! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside . I have been told that I should not write in scrip form. I don't wanna change, but I gotta. sigh Gaia is an online anime forum where you have a cute little anime avatar. The three girls are based on me and my friends. I bet you can't guess which one is me! Just so ya know, Mary has pretty gold eyes and long blue hair, Maria has long black hair and smoky violet eyes, and Marie has deep red hair and sparkling green eyes. Anyways….ON WITH THE FANFIC! (Thunder crashes in the background) . So fun

Last time we left our heroines, they were wet and soggy in China, not to mention they were just glomped my none other than-

"Kuno!" exclaimed Marie and Maria, shocked beyond belief.

"Who is Kuno again?" asked Mary, being the ever forgetful one.

"Oh, such wonderful beauty!" said Kuno with tears in his eyes as he cuddled the three girls. "You must be goddesses of love sent to me for my virtue!"

"Not on your life!" screamed Maria as she kicked Kuno high into the sky.

"Never mind, I remember now" said Mary with a stress vein on her head. "…How did you do that anyhow, Maria?"

"It must be her Mary-Sue power. Super strength is a common one among Mary-Sues I hear." explained Marie, Kuno now being fully forgotten.

"Super strength? Cool! " said Maria.

"Do we all have powers?" asked Mary.

"How the heck should I know? I don't like Mary-Sues! This is mostly speculation!" said Marie in an exasperated voice.

Just then, the Chinese man cleared his throat, causing our heroines to jump two feet into the air.

"DON'T DO THAT!" bellowed all three girls at once.

"Very sorry, but I was not done telling you about Mary-Sues."

"Well then? Get on with it!" commanded the caffeine deprived Marie.

"Ok then. Mary-Sues had two power each: The super strength,

the magic knowledge, the pretty voice, the magic ability, the martial arts knowledge, and the ability to play any and all instrument." explained the man in his heavy accent.

"O.o…They all sounded pretty good except for the pretty voice and instrument thing. How could that possibly be useful in the life of a tragic Mary-Sue?" asked Maria

"It is simple. One Mary-Sue useless." said the Chinese man matter-of-factly.

"I hope I don't have those two." said Marie.

Right after she had said that, thunder crashed in the background.

"What's up with that thunder?" said Mary, puzzled.

"Yeah, it's been doing that a lot." commented Maria.

"There is a hot spring west of here that you can use so that no other bishounen chase you." said the Chinese man.

"Oh yeah!" Marie exclaimed. "Because Mary-Sues are irresistible to all bishounen, right? "

"WHAT!" exclaimed Mary and Maria.

"You did not know that?" asked the Chinese man, puzzled.

"They haven't read many fanfics." explained Marie

"I read fanfics!" said Mary indignantly.

"Not as many as I have" retorted Marie.

"Well excuse us for not having a computer at home!" said Maria.

"Ok! "

Both Maria and Mary glare at Marie.

"What? I said you were excused! Geez!"

Mary knocks Marie over the head. "I'm the only one allowed to be annoying around here!" Mary takes out her wallet and pulls out a card. "See? It's my license to be annoying! "

Both Marie and Maria sweatdrop.

"I guess if she has a license…" said Marie uncertainly.

"And it looks authentic…." said Maria.

"Then it's official! "

"Whatever. Let's go, shall we?" said Marie as she walked away.

The three girls made their way to the (normal) springs. As they walked, they heard a strange noise.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What was that!" exclaimed Maria in a worried tone.

"How should I know?" said Mary

"Well of course you wouldn't know. I was asking Marie " answered Maria cheerfully.

"Oh-Hey! What's that's supposed to mean?" exclaimed Mary indignantly.

"Well, Marie is well schooled in scary things, so I thought she might be able to identify the noise ()" explained Maria.

"What's that supposed to mean?" exclaimed Marie, just as indignant.

"-- Will someone just tell me what that noise wa-

"PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" "OH, THE HUMANITY!"

Needless to say, the girls broke out in a flat run. Soon, they reached the hot springs, panting their guts out.

"T.T That was scary!" cried Marie.

"Tell me about it" panted Mary.

Just then, a tall dark figure stepped out of the shadows.

"O.O Is that who I think it is?" asked Maria shakily.

"It's---CLIFFY! XD evil, ain't I . There will be YYH characters later on, I promise.