T.T I didn't get that many reviews! That you to those who did though! Are you ready for more silliness? I hope you are cuz silliness is mah specialty!

Just then, a tall dark figure stepped out of the shadows.

"O.O Is that who I think it is?" asked Maria shakily.

"It's---, Marie began.

"Some random dude!" screeched Mary, "EEEEEEEEEK! The horror!"

Everyone else sweat dropped.

"Mary, that's not a random dude." said the annoyed Marie. "It's Suzaku."

"Oh. Never mind then !" Maria said.

"How dare you call the greatness that is I horror!" said Suzaku aghast.

"Who did you think it was?" Marie asked.

"Well, I thought it was-"

"Can we get on with the scary part?" Suzaku interrupted, obviously annoyed. "It's the best part of the movie!"

"Wow, Suzaku, you're kind of strange, much stranger than I thought you would be." Mary stated matter-of-factly.

Marie and Maria both gasped in shock.

"Maybe 'cuz Yusuke hit him too hard and he got all 'ooooo-ie' and stuff," Marie suggested while rotating a finger around her ear to indicate crazy-ness.

"Gasp! How did you know of my humiliating defeat at the hands of Yusuke Urameshi? I now have to kill you! Hee hee hee ho ho ho hemorrhoids!" (Lemony Snicket reference XD which I also don't own)

"Weren't you going to kill us anyway?" asked Marie, puzzled.

"Yes, but that's beside the point." Suzaku answered as he started to power up.

"o.o' Uh-oh." The three girls said in unison.

"It's a good thing we're still Mary-Sued. I still have my super strength! " said Maria.

"The thing I don't get is why Suzaku isn't charmed by the Mary-Sue-ness."

"And by the way, after I kill you, I'm keeping your bodies. I hope you don't mind." said the still powering up Suzaku. (A/n For the sake of funny dialog, Suzaku's gonna take a while to be all powerful and stuff.)

" -- That explains it. He's necrophiliac." said Maria, creeped out.

"He would get along with Karasu I think." commented Marie.

"How did you know the name of my best friend?" asked Suzaku shocked.

All three girls sweat dropped in unison.

"Creepiness likes creepiness I guess. ' " Mary stated.

"Which is why we are all such good friends." replied Marie, nodding.

"What's taking him so long?" asked Maria. "I wanted to get to the butt kicking!"

"We still don't know what powers we have still Maria, you selfish person! What if we want to kick his but too!" said Mary with much annoyance in her voice.

"Don't forget, one of us is useless." Marie reminded."And I hope it's not me"

Thunder crashed in the background yet again.

"That's getting reeeaaly creepy." said Mary as she shuddered.

"That was me. Sorry ' " said Suzaku sheepishly.

"O.o Why are you embarrassed?" asked Marie.

"Maybe thunder is his way of breaking wind." snickered Mary

"Darn! I have been found out!" said Suzaku while making shifty eyes.

"O.o You mean you really did fart? Ewwww." said Mary with disgust.

"It's a perfectly natural bodily function!" shouted Suzaku, trying to defend his little 'outburst'

"You farted, you farted, you farted XD.' said Maria in a singsong voice.

"Stop it!" said Suzaku, who was near tears.

Seeing their advantage, the tree girls all broke out into a rousing chorus of 'You farted' until the poor demon was so embarrassed that he ran away in tears.

"That was easy." stated Marie happily.

"I wish I had gotten to kick his butt though…" said Maria sadly.

"I almost feel sorry for the guy." Mary said with an evil grin.

"We should figure out which powers we all have before more insane bishies with necrophilia decide to come after us." said Marie with a shudder.

"That would be smart." agreed Maria.

"So what do we do? Point at things and say whatever pops into our heads?" asked Mary.

"Sure, why not " chirped Marie.

"Ok then! " replied Mary as she pointed at a nearby bush. "Burn!"

To everyone's amazement, the little dry bush burst into flames.

"That explains the ominous thunder earlier I guess '." said Maria, trying (but not succeeding) to be helpful.

"…You. SUCK!" screamed Marie. "I wanted to kill things too! T.T"

"Um….sorry? ' " said Mary, who was trying to contain her happiness at not being the useless one.

"What about my violent fantasies! I was gonna try it find Akito Sohma and beat him to a pulp T.T" wailed Marie.

"Don't worry Marie! I beat him up for you." said Mary as she patted the shorter girls shoulder.

"It won't be the saaaame!" wailed Marie some more.

"At least Mr. Moon will be happy ' " said Mary, trying to be cheerful.

"-- That's not helping."

End of chapter 3! Tune in next time for more silliness! W00t! The next chap will be very insane. Oh yes it will. Rubs hands together and cackles maniacly