I do not own Invader Zim, it is owned by Viacom and Jhonen Vasquez.

DarkB, Ayeobe and Voldy own themselves.

Hammy owns himself too.

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"We do away with your kind..." sang DarkB from her desk. It was now 3:10pm when skool was over 10 minutes ago, DarkB tapped on her working desk and looked at her watch. "Our earth parents will arrive at 3:30...if he doesnt hurry up its going to be MY fault!" she said to herself in a fustraighted voice.

"Yes yes...perfect plan." said a distant voice from the door, Voldy and Ayeobe were giggling evily to themselves.

DarkBs attaneas twitched from inside her wig. She and got up and walked to them questionably. "Whats so funny?" she said putting her hands to her hips in a boss type pose.

"My dear little 'sister'...we have found another irken invader." said Ayeobe smiling proud.

DarkBs eyes widened. "You sure you did?" she questioned walking to them. "How?"

"His name is 'Zim' his horrible disguise could tell it all, he even has the irken pac." said Voldy, while grabbing onto her bag, which looked bigger than before.

DarkB titled her head and saw her bag. "What is it that you have in there?" she questioned going in to unzip the bag.

Voldy jerked away from her hands. "Hes inside.." she whispered.

"YOU PUT THE IRKEN INSIDE YOUR BOOKBAG?" she shrieked. "Wait...he fits in there? He must be short.." she said scratching her forhead.

"He is...oh so very small." said Ayeobe in a low voice twitching.

"What do you plan to tell him? He must be pissed being in the bag.." said DarkB poking it.

"I shot a tranqualizer at him, he is sleeping, he doesnt suspect a thing." said Voldy.

The three smiled evily and couldnt help but laugh. "WORLD DOMINATION!" they yelled high-fiving eachother.

"Uh oh...our earth parents are coming, they must not know of this..Voldy well see you later, make sure Zim is still sleeping, well discust this tomorrow." said Ayeobe.

Voldy nodded, and gave Ayeobe a quick hug, he freezed and hugged back quickly.

"Ill see you guys later.." said Voldy closing the door.

"...ey...are you guys going out or something?" said DarkB when she closed the door.

"NO!" he yelled. "What makes you think that when you hug someone they are going out?" he said in a mad tone of voice.

"Fine fine..geez. It was just a question." said DarkB going back to her room.

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Next morning.

"Are you ready to go to earth skool, Ayeobe?" said DarkB knocking on his door.

He opened the door with his bookbag by his side. "Wow..you actually WANT to go to earth skool this time?" he said being sarcasticly shocked.

DarkB growled at him. "I havent been there in awhile..they would suspect something."

"Right. Lets just pick up Voldy and get going..." he said going ahead of her.

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Later, in skool.

The three were walking down in the hallway, discussing about this 'irken' they have found.

"Well, where is he?" said DarkB.

"Wheres who?" said Voldy opening her locker.

"ZIM! Where did you put him?" she said jumping around her.

"Hes fine. Hes in my lab asleep. Dont worry so much..." she said closing her locker and heading to class.

DarkB sighed. "Lets hope hes still there..." she said walking away too.

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Ms. Bitters class.

"Okay class, Im taking attendance.." Bitters said pulling out her sheet. "Dib...Rita...Davey..."

"Here" said Dib from his seat.

"Zim..." continued Ms. Bitters, waiting for an answer.

"Zim didnt come today, he was 'sick' " said Voldy raising her hand. "He probably wont be back for a few days..."

"Okay, fine." said Bitters marking him down.

Dib raised an eyebrow, he looked next to him and saw Ayeobe with a blank face, staring into the chalkboard.

"Hm...you. You wouldnt happen to do anything with Zims absence would you?" asked Dib. "Dont lie.."

Ayeobe looked down at his hands. "I dont know what youre talking about..."

"I know you hid him..you have him dont you?" questioned Dib even more, trying to get him to sweat.

"No. I dont know where he is, as Voldy has said, he is sick." said Ayeobe. "Now if you would excuse me...I would like to do my work."

Dib stared at him once more then looked back at his desk. "fine.."

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DarkBs class, Ms. Hellriser.

DarkB quickly ran to her desk before being late. She caught her breathe and dropped her black bag next to her.

"Why hello there DarkB, nice of you to join us for once." said the teacher giving her a test paper.

"Class we have a new student, his name is Hammy. He came from Kentucky to visit us for awhile, he wont be here for long..only for two weeks, so give him a warm welcome class." said the teacher.

The class looked up, seeing the 16 year old boy with brown hair and bright blue eyes. He smiled nervously with his hands behind his blue jacket he wore.

DarkB looked up and raised an eyebrow, dropping her pen. "Aww..for a filthy worm-baby he looks kinda cute. Wait...what AM I SAYING? He is HUMAN! I am IRKEN! Thats just wrong!"

Hammy sat down across the room and looked at his studies. DarkB turned around and looked at him as if he is going to do something.

"DarkB..do your test." said Ms. Hellriser staring down at her.

She snapped outta her glance and turned back to her work. "Oh yeah...right. The history of you humans is what I must write about." she said grabbing her pen.

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At lunch.

Voldy, Ayeobe and DarkB sat in the corner of the lunch room, poking their human food that was given to them.

"Disgusting...how can these humans eat this glob of filth?" said Voldy poking her beans with a fork.

Ayeobe looked up and saw Hammy. "Hey..he looks interesting to experiment on."

"Who? That new kid over there?" said Voly looking up at him. "Yeah..maybe. Lets have him sit with us."

"No!" whispered DarkB hiding behind Ayeobe.

"..whats gotten into you?" questioned Ayeobe making her sit back down on her seat. "Its just for a little experiment.."

She sighed. "Fine fine..like I care if he sits next to us." she said crossing her arms.

Ayeobe nodded and got up. "EY! NEW KID! Come sit with us!" he yelled.

Hammy turned around and saw them. "Why are those weird kids calling me?" he whispered to himself.

"...uhm Ayeobe I dont think he wants to.." said DarkB.

"NONSENCE! Who wouldnt want to sit next to the almighty Ayeobe!" he said calling him again. "Cmon sit with us!"

Hammy smiled nervously and walked towards their table, sitting next to Voldy. "Hey guys.."

The three students (secretly invaders) stared at him with this creepy smile.

Hammy started getting even more nervous. "Huh..?"

"Hello human, my name is Voldy, whats yours?" she said shaking his hand.

"Uhm..Im Hammy. Nice to meet you..." he said smiling, then looking at DarkB.

DarkB blinked, forming redness on her cheeks.

" 'sister'! What is that on your cheeks? Are you sick?" questioned Ayeobe.

"Huh..? What are you talking about?" said DarkB. "Im not sick!"

"I think she is just blushing." said Hammy smiling at her.

"I AM NOT, SLAB-BEAST!" she said getting embarrested. "I would NEVER blush for a worm-baby!"

"Calm down, DarkB. Youre embarresing everyone." said Voldy quietly.