Final Fantasy X-2: Road Trip

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SDS: Hi guys!

Tidus: Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like! It's better then yours!

Gippal: Excuse these two, they're listening to old school songs.

SDS: Heeey, I like old school hip hop songs! I'm listenin to "Creep" by TLC! How old is that song?

Gippal: Okay, now everyone gets a trip to a place with an FFX-2 characters! Woot!

SDS: HEY! THAT'S MY WORD!

Gippal: I thought you said hoot.

Tidus: Does anyone actually care? Anyway…lots of people reviewed on this chapter!

SDS: WOW! I love my reviewers:-) you all get hugs!

CrYstalBLUe89: Why thank you:-) that was very nice of you! you get to go to New York with dun dun dun…Shinra! awww!

Super Kawaii Lamb: Well, nothing's WRONG with her…but you'll find out soon. :-) thanks for reviewing! you get to go to Florida with Brother! Oh dear. have fun!

Al bhed Princess: YAY COOKIES! (eats cookies happily) :-P And yes, they did the nasty. bad visions. (cough) ANYHOW, yes, fo shizzle to you too. :-) and I would never break up Gippal and Rikku without making them up again! thanks for reviewing! you get Tidus to go to the Bahamas with you!

FlyHigh4Life: glad you liked it:-) THANKS FOR REVIEWING! you get to take Wakka with you to Italy! Hoot! (Gippal: See! I told you you said hoot!) Wow, Gippal, you have no friends. (Gippal: … sniffle …)

Moogle Girl X2: YAY! Thank you! Hehehe, don't we all love Tidus? I love all our FFX-2 boys, they're so stupid. :-) (Tidus and Gippal: HEY!) you get a trip to Chicago with Buddy! have fun!

Paine jnr: Me? A good author? (doubles over and falls off her chair) HA! yeah right! And you're probably like, 20 times better then me, don't worry! But that was very sweet of you to say. So, you get to go to Australia with Paine! Hoot!

PaineTheSamurai: Whoa! Lots of Paine fans! lol! Whoa, I'm listening to "Lose Control" right now! I love that song too! It's so danceable! haha. And thank you! Gippal and Tidus ARE meanies. hmph. awww, thank you so much! that's such a nice review! you made my day:-) I love long reviews, they're easier to reply to. For your nice review, you get to go to Japan with Yuna!

Z Star the Hidden Dragon: LOL! Wow, lots of reviews! Lol. Anyway, thank you for warning me, that was really nice of you! And yes, you don't mess with YuRiPaLe! haha. Shinra, I am SO sorry I missed you in the last chapter! But you're in this chapter! You DO have a girlfriend, but you also happen to have a little crush on Rikku in this. (nudge nudge) (hugs Tidus and Gippal plushie) Thank you! I love your long reviews! They make me smile! haha. well, for your nice review, you and Barthello get to go to California!

kku-ri: Yeah, I am in LOVE with music. But for some reason, I was born talentless. -.- lol anyway, thank you for your review! Yeah, Nooj is a physco cow. I don't really like him or some reason. Er, anyway, I will check out your fic and I'm looking forward to it. Thanks for reviewing! You get Noojie to go to Canada!

gothmaniac:-) thank you! haha, lots of 'really's. my head hurts! (Gippal: Yah, that happens when you have a small brain.) … hmph. anyway, thanks for your kind review! You get Lulu to go to Italy!

Paine3: Sad thing is, Lyhto sounds like a pretty name. Lee-to. Like, if you say in a Spanish tone. But anyway, thank you for your review! You get Baralai (again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) to go to Hawaii with you:-) I LOVE your long reviews and double reviews! They're fun to reply to! YAY! And thank you for your wonderful uber long review! And because you are a nice reviewer and keep reviewing chapter after chapter, you also get Paine to go with you to Hawaii! And here's an cane (hands over Nooj's wooden cane) to poke Baralai with! (Tidus: Uh, SDS, I don't think Nooj can walk without that.) (he points to Nooj who has fallen over to the ground and is screaming wildly) (shrugs)

Schwarz Stein: Why thank you! That was very nice of you to say:-) You get to go with Lenne to Africa!

Xlaw: Haha! Yeah, Gippal's a classic. (looks over to Gippal who is sitting on her window sill, softly singing 'I Believe I can Fly' with tears in his eyes, gazing towards the night sky) Wow, emotional scene. Thank you for your review! You get to go to Africa with Shuyin!

oOoRikku4EveroOo: Why, thank you:-) For your nice review you get to go with Gippal to Hawaii! HAVE FUN!

RikkuAndChristy4Life: Yeah, I kinda realized I had him call her that a lot more then I intended. Thanks for reviewing! You get to go to Hawaii with Rikku!

mipku: LoL! Don't we all? And, uh, I'm running out of people to give away…so now, you get to go with a couple! You get to go with Barthello and Dona to Miami! Have fun!

asga: Thank you:-) for your nice review, you get to go with Shuyin and Lenne to Hawaii!

The Red Vixen and Memoru: Thanks! Hahahaha, can you imagine Yuna saying "bitch"? I'd laugh my head off. Anyway, thanks for reviewing! You get to go with Tidus and Yuna to Hawaii!

Toboe'sBabe: Thank you! Lol! I was reading over my story and I was imagining the FFX-2 characters actually doing this and I laughed my ass off. Thanks for your review! You get to go with Gippal and Rikku to Hawaii!

kingleby:-) glad you like it! I despise Shelinda. she's so annoying. so here you go! (hands over Shelinda in a large garbage bag) her stupid hat took up too much room. anyway, yeah, leave it to Tidus to say something stupid like that. haha. And Gippal is the extreme gentlemen. :-P and yes, she is! you will that out in the next 2 chapters! …this story is coming so close to the end! how scary. you get to go to Disney World with Shelinda and Nooj! (Have Nooj rap her to death. lol.)

Starria: AWWW! Thank you! That's so nice of you:-) you get to go to Hawaii with Shinra! have fun!

angel-yuripa: I like your pen name:-) thank you so much for your review! it's so nice! lol. for that, you get to go to Brazil with Yuna, Rikku, Paine and Lenne!

SDS: Hmph. There are so many losers out in my school. WELL, I don't like them because they're ugly and annoying!

Gippal: Unlike me. I'm HOT and annoying. (flashes pearly white smile)

Tidus: (giggles and swoons)

SDS: … o.o

Chapter 14:

For an hour, Gippal sat in a chair that was curled up against the cabin window, in deep thought. Tidus and Baralai, who were chatting on their beds, shot him a glance before shrugging it off.

"Gippal's awfully silent, ya?" Wakka whispered Nooj as he nudged him.

Nooj shrugged. "None of our business, I guess. Just let him be." He advised Wakka before turning over to read his weapons magazine.

"You sure? Gippal's an Al Bhed, a young one at that. You know how they can't stay quiet or put." Wakka cast a glance towards the young man who had a knee propped up on his chair and an arm on top of it.

"I'm just thinking, guys. I'm not deaf." Mumbled Gippal as he stretched, standing up from the chair. He sauntered over to his bed, and that's when Baralai got a good look of him.

Gippal had bags underneath his eye and his face wasn't glowing like it usually did. It was more of a tired face. Baralai smiled in knowledge. (Poor guy.)

Gippal had been up the whole night chatting outside the cabin door with Rikku, who was probably in this same condition as the Al Bhed boy. Baralai thought it was a nice gesture, sure. But he also thought it was a very stupid one.

"Go to sleep, Gippal." Baralai told him, looking up from his CD player.

"Yeah, you're starting to sway…" Shuyin chided in, watching his friend collapse on the bed.

"Ehh…I'm going to sleep. Wake me up immediately if Rikku comes, if we are invited to do something or if Noojie Woojie goes bi-lingual again." Gippal murmured before he immediately fell asleep.

Nooj glared at his sleeping form before he went back to his magazine.

Tidus sighed, resting his back against the headboard of the bed. "How many days until we reach Hawaii?" he whined, unhappy.

It had been 2 days since the nightclub fiasco and the boys hadn't heard very much from the girls, which is why Rikku had dropped by last night.

"Maybe…" Wakka grinned, standing up to ruffle the young man's hair. "This one's Al Bhed too, ya? Can't stay put for a minute."

Tidus merely stuck his tongue out before continuing, "Let's see…" he began to ponder in his head, trying to figure this out.

"Its probably gonna be around 3-4 days, most likely." Baralai muttered before yawning. "I'm going to take a nap."

"Whatever." Tidus shrugged as he looked over at Shuyin, who had been awfully quiet.

Shuyin was on his lap top, talking to people on SIM. (Spira Instant Messenger) One of those people happened to be Lenne.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: hey!

babidancer092: hi:-)

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: haven't seen you girls lately

babidancer092: haven't seen u guys lately. rikku wants to talk to u.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: ok

babidancer092: hi Shuyin!

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: hey rikku. what's up?

babidancer092: nothing. I was just about to take a nap. im exhausted.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: maybe cuz you were talking with gippal all night.

babidancer092: :-P who asked u?

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: ha ok. gippal's passed out over here.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: it's really funny

babidancer092: that's sad

babidancer092: brb

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: ok

Auto Response from babidancer092: MuSiCiSmYlIfe32 and I are out robbing a bank

babidancer092: back, but im going to go to sleep now, so here's Yunie.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: see you and tell lenne I said nice away message

babidancer092: sure thing

babidancer092: Hey Shuyin!

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: hi yuna

babidancer092: How is Tidus?

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: here, i'll put him on

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: yuna?

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: r u there?

babidancer092: Yes, sorry. Paine asked me a question. I love Lenne's screen name

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: haha. ok. well, why haven't we all been hanging out lately? we should do somethin tonite.

babidancer092: Uhh…we'll come over, how about that?

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: sure, i guess. wat time?

babidancer092: Rikku just fell asleep, so it might take a while. Maybe in 2 hours or so?

Tidus glanced at the clock on Shuyin's computer that read 10:53 PM.

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: so basically, around 1, rite?

babidancer092: Most likely. Tidus, I gotta go. Lenne's busy talking to Leblanc, Lulu's sleeping, Rikku's sleeping and Paine has her reading glasses on, so u don't disturb her. I'm going to take a shower. lyl!

MuSiCiSmYlIfe32: luv u more

babidancer092 has signed off

Tidus stretched before he motioned to the bathroom door. "I'm gonna go take a shower. Here's your laptop." he told Shuyin before walking over to his luggage. He chose out his outfit for the day and walked into the bathroom.

((With the girls))

Paine sighed as she flipped to page 372 in her book. (I wonder what Baralai's doing?) she paused before mentally slapping her book on her head. (Okay. That never happened.)

She looked over at Lulu, who was sleeping peacefully. (Has Lulu gained some weight?) she frowned before a possible situation ran through her mind. She grimaced and prayed that that was not what happened.

Lenne had finished talking to Leblanc about their favorite cosmetics and she had begin to sing along to the song that she was listening to earlier when the boys came by. It was "Notice Me" by Nb Ridaz and Angelina.

"I've given endlessly…I gave you everything…" she sang along softly, as not to wake Rikku and Lulu. "But when it comes to me, you don't even notice me…"

"You have a really nice voice, love." Leblanc complimented her with a smile.

"Thank you." Lenne flushed, smiling sheepishly back at her.

"Yeah, it kinda reminds me of Yunie's singing." Rikku giggled and yawned, signaling she had awoken.

Paine chuckled. "It's a nice voice, Lenne. Why don't you make a career out of it?"

Lenne smiled sadly. "I wouldn't know where to begin. Although, it would be nice to be famous and known."

"And we'll be your body guards!" smiled Rikku, pumping her fist in the air and doing a little dance.

Yuna smiled, humming a tune as she strolled out of the bathroom in a new outfit. "Sleeping beauty has awoken, mm?"

Rikku blushed a little pink before laughing. "Sure, Yunie."

"Anyway, I told the guys we'd hang out with them around 1." Yuna told everyone, fluffing her hair a bit. She walked over to the mirror, trying to figure out how to wear her bangs.

"Yay!" Rikku cheered.

Lulu's sleepy eyes fluttered open the tiniest bit, taking in her surroundings. She looked around before slowly turning on her side. "What's all the noise about?" she mumbled into her pillow.

"We're gonna go see the guys. Wanna come?" Lenne asked politely, looking over at Lulu.

"No, thank you. But, uh…could you send Wakka over?" Lulu asked warily, digging her face into the pillow.

"Um, sure." Yuna sent her a reassuring smile that she couldn't see and the girls left.

((IN CABIN 43))

Wakka looked confused when Yuna told him Lulu wanted and needed him in their cabin, but he bolted right off.

"I wonder what's been up with Lulu?" Rikku asked curiously, frowning. Gippal walked over and snaked his arms around her waist, pulling her down on to his bed.

She let out a little squeal of delight before giggling.

"You guys are worse then me and Tidie-Widie…" Yuna shook her head, smiling.

Everyone froze. Rikku looked at Yuna before promptly falling off Gippal's bed, laughing. Gippal, Baralai and Shuyin were snickering quietly. Lenne was covering her mouth with her hand and even Paine was chuckling.

"Tidie Widie…" giggled Rikku. "That's so cute! Your pet name for your boyfriend is underwear." she snickered.

"Yeah, uh, I prefer boxers. But whatever's up your streak, Tidus." laughed Gippal, helping Rikku off the floor. "Err…not literally."

"EWWW, GIPPAL!" shrieked Rikku, playfully shoving him.

Yuna smiled. "Nothing's really changed."

"Yeah." Tidus grinned at her before they all heard a knock on the door.

"Probably Wakka." sighed Leblanc as she stood up and walked over to the door to answer it. She stared at the small boy in front of her.

"Little boy, aren't you hot in that get up? It's like, 50 trillion degrees outside, love!" frowned Leblanc, fanning herself with her…err…fan.

The heavily clothed boy looked up at her through his mask, "Hey, is there a Rikku with you guys?"

"That's me!" cheered Rikku, standing up before eyeing the boy. Her smile grew wider. "Shinra!" she giggled, running over and throwing her arms around his neck.

"H-Hi Rikku…" he greeted nervously, awkwardly hugging her back.

Baralai looked at Gippal with a grin. "Looks like you got some competition." he joked.

Gippal simply replied with a snort, eyeing the kid up and down.

"Why are you here? I thought you were in Hawaii!" exclaimed Rikku. "Ooh! You're so big, now!"

"How old is he?" questioned Yuna.

They all looked at Shinra.

"10."

Gippal mumbled underneath his breath unhappily, "Some little 10-year-old kid goes and tries to steal Rikku, well, I'll just show him…"

They all looked at Gippal with eyebrows raised. He shrugged.

"Anyway, your dad sent me here."

"Oh man…" Rikku hung her head.

"…to see if he was here." at this point, Shinra pointed at Gippal.

"So THAT'S how he knew." Rikku sighed, shaking her head, referring to her conversation with Cid earlier.

"Hm?" Paine looked at her. "Knew what?"

"Pops told me to let Gippal talk to him on the phone, but thing is, I didn't even tell Pops that Gippal was coming on this trip." Rikku mused, sighing and hanging her head.

"Shinra!" a girl, about the same height and age of Shinra walked up to him. She was in an outfit somewhat like his, only it was light pink and more feminine.

Gippal's mouth dropped and the other girls burst into little giggles.

"I've been looking all over for you! Come on, you said you'd go to the pool with me!" the girl immediately laced her fingers with his, tugging at his hand.

Rikku giggled, watching the two exchange comments.

"Rikku and Rikku's friends, this is…" he paused. "…my girlfriend Cbrana."

Cbrana had a cheery and hyper nature about her, which Rikku liked. "Hello, friends of Shinra!" she greeted before looking at Shinra. "Can we go now?"

"Sure. I'm in Cabin 49 if you need me, Rikku and Rikku's friends. Bye!" Shinra walked off quickly, his girlfriend trailing behind him.

"DUDE! He already has a girlfriend! At 10?" Shuyin's mouth dropped. "I didn't start dating until I was 15!"

"You? I didn't start until I was 16!" exclaimed Baralai.

Tidus nodded. "I started at 16 too! That little twerp got a girlfriend 6 years before I did!"

"Hey hey, Shinra's not a twerp. He's a sweet kid genius. He's like, the smartest kid ever. And he is kinda weird, but hey, he's a good kid." defended Rikku, pouting as she walked over to Gippal.

Gippal wrapped his arms around her waist before snickering. "And that's why he kept addressing us as 'Rikku and Rikku's friends' right, baby love?"

Rikku giggled and playfully punched him.

"Let's play a game!" suggested Yuna cheerfully, sitting on Tidus's lap.

"What game, love?" questioned Leblanc, looking over at her friend.

A smile crossed Yuna's face. "Spin the bottle!"

"No!" Everyone immediately yelled. Yuna pouted.

"Why not?"

"Yuna, love, did you forget what happened last time?"

"Well…"

(Flashback, 2 days ago)

"Let's play a game!" an eager Yuna declared happily, linking her arm around Tidus's. Everyone was in the boys' cabin, gathered in a circle on the carpeted floor.

"Okie dokie! What game?" Rikku smiled, lying her head on Gippal's shoulder. The circle went in this order: Rikku, Gippal, Shuyin, Lenne, Paine, Baralai, Leblanc, Nooj, Wakka, Lulu, Yuna, Tidus, then Rikku.

"How about…" a sly smile spread about Yuna's lips. "Spin the bottle?"

"Okay! And the person who gets another person of the same gender just has to hug them." Tidus declared while the other's nodded in agreement.

"I'll go first!" Lenne volunteered with a big smile, grabbing the bottle and spinning it. She watched slowly in horror as it stopped on Nooj.

"Whoa whoa whoa! I already gots a girl, ya heard?" Nooj declared, sticking his hands up before groaning and banging his head on the floor.

"Lenne, you gotta do it!" teased Rikku.

Paine smirked. "Unless you wanna kiss him on the lips."

"Ergh! Fine!" Lenne quickly pecked Nooj on the cheek before making a face and looking at Shuyin.

"Uh, Lenne sweetie, I don't think I'll ever kiss you again." joked Shuyin, wrapping an arm around her.

"Your loss…" muttered Lenne, watching Nooj spin the bottle as it slowly landed on Rikku.

Rikku's eyes widened as she put her hands up, "Unh unh! I don't want mono!" she cried.

Not caring and just wanting to get it over with, Nooj simply kissed her on the lips quickly and parted.

Gippal, who knows why, got up and tackled the poor boy.

"Gippal!" shouted Rikku, restraining him.

"It wasn't supposed to be on the lips, you ass!" screamed Gippal, "NOW how am I supposed to kiss her! YOU SUCK, NOOJ! SUCK!"

(End of Flashback)

"Ahh…good point." Yuna smiled sheepishly. "Can we go out to eat at least?"

"Sure!" they all agreed and headed off to Spira's Wonders, which was the nicest restaurant on the cruise. On the way, they notified Wakka and invited him, but he turned them down.

At Spira's Wonders, they got a large table for all of them. Their sitting arrangement was the same as their Truth or Dare circle.

"Hey, Rikku…" Yuna poked her cousin on the back, leaning on her chair. She whispered quickly so Gippal or Tidus wouldn't hear her.

"What's up?" Rikku asked, turning to her cousin, leaning back in her chair. Her voice was equally as quiet.

"There's a really creepy guy checking you out over at table 3."

Rikku made a face before looking for table 3. Sure enough, there was a boy about their age with long brown hair that ended at his shoulders. He had piercing icy blue eyes.

"Err…uhh…" Rikku averted her gaze back to her menu. "Uhm…"

She was interrupted by the vibration of her cell phone pocket. She dug through her purse to pick up her cell phone. She blinked, seeing she had received a text message.

Received (1) text message from 614-1918. Will you accept?

She clicked 'Yes' and blinked again.

What's up? Baralai and I noticed you two whispering. Is it about that creep over at table 3?

Rikku frowned as she typed a response.

Paine was in mid conversation with Shuyin about weapons before she felt her cell phone vibrate. She dug through her pocket before pulling out her cell phone. She covered her hand so that Baralai or Shuyin could not see it.

Text Message from 542-9832. Will you receive?

She clicked the 'Yes' button.

Yea. He is kinda creeping me out. wut should I do?

While Paine typed her response, Rikku was staring off. She was disturbed by a poke on her cheek. She thought it was Gippal, but Gippal was speaking with Shuyin. So she turned to her right to see Tidus's silly grinning face. "What's up, Rixie? You seem kinda sad."

Gippal whirled right around. "Rikku's sad?" he asked, looking at her worriedly. "Are you okay, baby?"

"Yeah." Rikku waved him off before smiling. "I'm good."

Gippal looked at her with a disbelieving look before sighing. "If you say so. If you need something, whack me on the back of my head." and he turned around.

Rikku was once again disturbed by Tidus's poke. "Why do you keep poking me?"

Tidus smiled. "Cuz, you're too quiet. And we don't hang out like we used to, cuz Yuna and Gippal are always hogging us up. So I just wanna talk with you."

"Well, geez, you don't have to poke me." smiled Rikku as she poked the tan man's cheek.

"Hey!" Tidus pouted before poking her cheek in returned. "Poking war!" he declared before the two blondes immediately began to poke each other in the cheeks, which was a very funny sight.

Everyone at their table and other tables gave them odd looks, some snickering, some smiling, some annoyed. They eventually went back to their business.

"Hold on, Tidie Widie." Rikku teased as she felt her cell phone vibrate again.

Just don't look at him. he is kinda cute, but the way he is looking at you. its like, perverted. I saw him smiling like creepily at you. hi Rikku now its lenne cuz I wanted to say somethin. r u guys talking bout that loser at table 3 who keeps checkin u out Rikku?

Rikku typed a response before going back to her poking war with Tidus.

Paine looked at her cell phone and Lenne leaned over to see what Rikku wrote.

yea lenne, but just forget it. he's probably just one of my many many adoring fans :)

Lenne giggled as Paine replied, 'or one of ur many many stalkers'.

Rikku waved her off before shrugging. She smiled triumphantly as she poked Tidus in the forehead and he cried, 'Ow!'.

"Teehee! I win!"

"That's not fair!" Tidus whined as the food came. Happily, he began to pig out.

Meanwhile, Shuyin and Gippal were still in deep discussion.

"You think he'll pull something?" Shuyin asked casually, glancing at the man who was still staring at Rikku.

Gippal merely growled in response.

Shuyin blinked. "Errr…maybe he's looking at the wall behind her." he said lamely with a small smile.

Gippal growled at him once again.

"Stop growling and scowling. Eat your dinner; he probably won't be stupid enough to lay a hand on Rikku. She's got, what, 5 tall bulky guys to protect her."

Gippal once again scowled in response before beginning to eat his dinner.

Rikku groaned as she felt her phone vibrate. She blinked as she looked at the screen.

Text message from 513-6839. Will you accept?

She clicked 'Yes' once again.

hi love. might I ask what u, lenne and paine happened to be texting about? is it that FREAK at table 3?

Rikku responded: yes leblanc but I don't wanna talk about it rite now. sorri.

Leblanc simply sent her a nod before she began to feed Nooj his food.

Rikku giggled and shook her head before a spoonful of mashed potatoes was right in front of her mouth.

"Open wide, baby love." Gippal said with a teasing voice, smirking.

"Gippal!" Rikku cried, laughing. "You physco cow!"

Gippal smiled as he grabbed her chin and gently placed the food in her mouth.

Rikku gave him a look that said, 'You totally just ruined my pride' before laughing and taking her spoonful of rice and gently placing it in his own mouth. He looked at her before smirking and winking. She gave him a dirty look in reply.

"You guys will never change." laughed Baralai, smiling. "Well, I hope not, anyway."

"Same here, Lai Lai!" teased Rikku with a smile.

"Don't you call anyone by their actual name?" sighed Nooj.

"Of course not! Where would the fun be in that? Yuna is Yunie, Tidus is Ti-Ti, Gippal is Gippy, Paine is Dr. P, Shuyin is Shu-Shu, Lenne is Lennie, Leblanc is 'blanc, and Nooj is Noojie!" laughed Rikku with a big smile on her face.

"Gah. I hate that name." Nooj shoved his face in his hands.

"What, would you like to be called N-Money?" snickered Rikku, winning laughs from everyone else.

"Or how about N-Dawg?" chided in Tidus.

"Or N to the ooj?" snickered Shuyin.

"Phat Blonde Trio!" the 3 immediately called in unison.

"T!"

"R!"

"S!"

"Do you HAVE to do that everytime?" sighed Paine.

"Yes!" they replied in unison once again. "Hoot!"

"Oi vey." Gippal shook his head before laughing.

…An Hour Later…

"I'm STUFFED." Rikku declared, throwing her napkin down.

"Same here." yawned Tidus, blinking.

"I'm tired…" sighed Shuyin.

"Are we ready to go?" Paine asked, looking at the group.

Everyone nodded and began to head out the door. But it wasn't long before Rikku, who was leading the group, was stopped by the odd man earlier.

"Hey." he grinned at her in a perverted way, eyeing her body up and down.

"Um, can I help you?" Rikku asked rudely, frowning at the boy.

Gippal let out a scowl and before he could launch himself at the man, it took Shuyin, Baralai, Tidus and Nooj to restrain him.

Yuna glanced at the man, recognizing him as the man from table 3, and let out a little shriek.

"Yeah…yeah, you could." he smirked. "How about a lovely lady as yourself come to my cabin around 7?"

"I'm sorry, I've got a boyfriend." she smiled sweetly, jerking her head in the direction of Gippal, who was turning red from fury.

"Oh, I get it." he laughed before whispering in Rikku's ear. "I get it, no need to worry yourself over your little boyfriend. Just come by cabin 38 later on without your boyfriend over there and we can have some fun." he winked, suddenly slapping Rikku on the butt.

Rikku whirled around, fury in her eyes. Gippal screamed angrily, trying to fight off the other men, but only had the choice of growling.

Rikku stalked up to him. "Look! I'm not interested in you, you perverted creep!" she screamed, slapping him harshly.

The man's smirking face disappeared and an angry one came. "What the hell is your problem?" he scowled. "You don't slap me, you hussy…" he said, advancing on her before shoving her to the ground.

And that was the last straw.

Tidus and Shuyin let go of Gippal. Tidus ran right for the man, tackling him hard in the shoulder while Shuyin ran up to him and repetitively punching him.

Baralai, instead of going for the guy, bolted to Rikku's side, helping her up gently. When she got to her feet, Paine and Yuna rushed to her side, helping Baralai with Rikku.

Lenne screeched as she ran up to the guy, kicking him in the side. "You no good bastard!" she huffed, giving him a nice kick to the gut and stomping on his leg.

Gippal, now having the advantage, tore away from Nooj and bolted on the boy. He was blinded by anger, merely hitting him wherever he could. He continuously pounded him in the chest, scowling.

Nooj grabbed his cane and began to poke the man.

After a minute, Yuna was the first to come to her senses. "Hey! You guys!" she said, embarrassed that the restaurant had all eyes on them."Everyone is staring! Let's go before we get in trouble!" and with that, she bolted out of the door, Paine behind her. Leblanc, who was beating the man with her fan, zoomed out after. Tidus, Shuyin, Gippal, Baralai formed a barrier around Rikku, who was leaning Gippal. Lenne and Nooj were still back beating the boy up.

"You are such a pig!" huffed Lenne, giving him one more swift kick to the side before bolting out the door. Nooj poked the man in the chest with his cane. "Unh! Take that, son!" he taunted before pausing and slamming his hand into his forehead. He bolted out right after everyone else.

After that event, Rikku and the girls headed back to their cabin, bidding the boys good bye. It is now a day since the event and everyone is on their laptops in their cabins on SIM.

BaDbOi4LiFe: hahahahahaha

imtyteyo: hey Shuyin

BaDbOi4LiFe: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BaDbOi4LiFe: your screen name! isn't that the one you made for nooj?

imtyteyo: yah but he didn't want it for some reason

imtyteyo: who is on on ur sim list?

BaDbOi4LiFe: u, Gippal, Baralai, yuna, paine, wakka, nooj n leblanc

imtyteyo: dammit! I knew nooj blocked me

BaDbOi4LiFe: hahahahahaha

imtyteyo: wow its not that funni

BaDbOi4LiFe: sure it is

BaDbOi4LiFe: im gonna make a chat room

Tidus looked over at Shuyin, who shrugged.

You have been invited to chat "HAHAHAHAHAHA I think im high HAHAHAHAH". Will you accept?

imtyteyo has entered the chat room

albhedstud42 has entered the chat room

albhedstud42: wut up

imtyteyo: hey hey

BaDbOi4LiFe: hmmm where r noojie and Baralai?

platinumlai29 has entered the room

platinumlai29: what's up?

BaDbOi4LiFe: there's Baralai…

imtyteyo: rite there haha

albhedstud42: wait, how come every1 is on but Rikku?

BaDbOi4LiFe: LENNE IS ON

imtyteyo: Rikku just signed on

platinumlai29: oi let's make a chat room for us guys then one for the girls

BaDbOi4LiFe: kk

...In Cabin 42…

Rikku blinked, seeing a new IM pop up.

BaDbOi4LiFe: hey u ok?

xXemeraldeyesXx: yeah it didn't really hurt

xXemeraldeyesXx: i appreciate u helpin tho

BaDbOi4LiFe: no prob

BaDbOi4LiFe: ur a phat blonde

BaDbOi4LiFe: I had to

xXemeraldeyesXx:-) aww thanks

BaDbOi4LiFe: accept the chat invite

Rikku paused, seeing the chat invite. She giggled loudly.

You have been invited to "SHUYIN'S PHAT PHAT PHAT CRIB YO". Will you accept?

xXemeraldeyesXx has entered the room

platinumlai29 has entered the room

platinumlai29: hey miss Rikku

xXemeraldeyesXx: why hello mister Baralai

rikkushotboi has entered the room

xXemeraldeyesXx: r u kidding me

platinumlai29: ROFL

platinumlai29: i thought u were on al bhed stud muffin

rikkushotboi: first off, it's al bhed stud. no muffin. 2nd, I linked the screennames. dontcha luv this one?

xXemeraldeyesXx: …

BaDbOi4LiFe: ahahaaahahahahahah

rikkushotboi: …

rikkushotboi: is Shuyin high

sweetyunie225 has entered the room

sweetyunie225: hello all!

sweetyunie225: . . . gippal what the hell is with ur s/n

rikkushotboi: isn't it lovely?

crazysilver505 has entered the room

crazysilver505: nice s/n Gippal

rikkushotboi: y thank u dr. p

imtyteyo has entered the chat room

xXemeraldeyesXx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BaDbOi4LiFe: I luv this guy's s/n

imtyteyo: hehe

xXemeraldeyesXx: -.-

babidancer092 has entered the room

babidancer092: hi guys!

BaDbOi4LiFe: hey babe

xXemeraldeyesXx: hiya lenne!

sweetyunie225: hey lenne

crazysilver505: hey

deathismyfriend21 has entered the room

lavenderfan42 has entered the room

myheadhurtsya000 has entered the room

untitled55 has entered the room

imtyteyo: lulu ur sn is so…plain

untitled55: would u like it to be 'tidus no longer ­­­­­­­­­­­­­existing because of me'?

imtyteyo: at least switch it

untitled55: fine

untitled55 has left the room

firewaterthunderice has entered the room

firewaterthunderice: happy?

BaDbOi4LiFe: hahahahah it looks like fire-water-thunderice! hahahaha thunderrice! get it? thunder and rice?

xXemeraldeyesXx: I'm worried about Shuyin

rikkushotboi: don't be baby

deathismyfriend21: I hate ur screen name tidus

imtyteyo: and I care why

crazysilver505: o cat fight

sweetyunie225: go tidie!

xXemeraldeyesXx: yay tidus!

lavenderfan42: go noojie woojie

myheadhurtsya000: dude bet on tidus

platinumlai29: im gonna go take a shower…see u guys later bye paine

platinumlai29 has left the room

rikkushotboi: paine I think that's a secret invite for you to join him

xXemeraldeyesXx: LMFAO

crazysilver505: Gippal

rikkushotboi: yessum?

crazysilver505: you better hide

crazysilver505 has left the room

xXemeraldeyesXx: err, gippy, I think she was serious

sweetyunie225: she just left the room

babidancer092: she was pissed

lavenderfan42: yup, Gippal best go hide

lavenderfan42: hey noojie wanna go out for Chinese?

deathismyfriend21: sure

lavenderfan42 has left the room

deathismyfriend21 has left the room

rikkushotboi: oh I get it

rikkushotboi: is that some kinda code for 'we're gonna do it'?

sweetyunie225: -.-

babidancer092: hahaha

xXemeraldeyesXx: physco

myheadhurtsya000: my head hurts

myheadhurtsya000: im gonna take a nap

myheadhurtsya000: see ya

BaDbOi4LiFe: see ya wakka

myheadhurts000 has left the room

firewaterthunderice: yeah I don't feel good

firewaterthunderice has left the room

rikkushotboi: oh great! now they're doing it too!

xXemeraldeyesXx: GIPPAL

xXemeraldeyesXx: you horny freak!

rikkushotboi: only when it comes to u baby

BaDbOi4LiFe: oooo

xXemeraldeyesXx: hey Yunie where is ur portable bat

sweetyunie225: look to ur left

sweetyunie: under there

xXemeraldeyesXx: thanks

xXemeraldeyesXx has left the room

rikkushotboi: oh no

rikkushotboi: my love has left

imtyteyo: to beat ur ass in

imtyteyo: …u guys here that

BaDbOi4LiFe: dude I think that's paine outside

babidancer092: hahahaha

babidancer092: this is funni

rikkushotboi: CRAP

rikkushotboi: I hear rixie out there too!

rikkushotboi: .adalskjwoiefjwoief

rikkushotboi: iogwirjthgoierjlkfd

BaDbOi4LiFe: HAHAHAHAHAHA

imtyteyo: LMFAO

babidancer092: what is happenin?

sweetyunie225: it sounds scary

imtyteyo: HAHAHAH

BaDbOi4LiFe: ouch

BaDbOi4LiFe: poor Gippal

BaDbOi4LiFe: paine's gone

rikkushotboi: hiya!

babidancer092: … Rikku

sweetyunie225: lol! is gippal ok

rikkushotboi: well, hes not mad at me

BaDbOi4LiFe: ewww

imtyteyo: . . .they're having a moment

rikkushotboi has left the room

sweetyunie225: …

babidancer092: is that code for they're doin it

imtyteyo: lol no

BaDbOi4LiFe: no they're literally having a moment

BaDbOi4LiFe: Rikku saw gippal's lip was bleeding

imtyteyo: so she grabbed him some ice apologizing

BaDbOi4LiFe: and he kissed her, sayin he could never be mad at her and that he loves her too much

imtyteyo: now they're makin out

BaDbOi4LiFe: it's rather disturbing

sweetyunie225: awwww! (heart)

babidancer092: how cute!

BaDbOi4LiFe: for u girls

BaDbOi4LiFe: alrite lenney, im going to take a nap

BaDbOi4LiFe: call me later if u need anything or wanna talk

babidancer092: bye bye baby

BaDbOi4LiFe has left the room

babidancer092: I might as well go now too

babidancer092: hey yuna can I talk to u

sweetyunie225: sure

sweetyunie225: sorri tidie

imtyteyo: its ok darling

sweetyunie225: darling? lol. ttyl, lyl.

sweetyunie225 has left the room

babidancer092: bye tidus!

babidancer092 has left the room

imtyteyo: . . . bye?

imtyteyo: im all alone

imtyteyo: (sob)

imtyteyo has left the room

SDS: Okay, so MAYBE that was a little pointless chapter. Fyi, translate Cbrana and you get Sphere! lol!

Gippal: that was the most random thing ever

SDS: TOO BAD! I needed a stalling chapter!