Riku came out on stage and made the o.O face.

"Where am I?" He sat down on the chair on the stage.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." Riku still made the o.O face.

"Riku replica... His hair is white because he is undergoing serious stress..."

"I am the real Riku! Look! My outfit is NORMAL! no stupid little grass skirt or anything! And I am NOT going under stress! Now my mom is gonna question me every day about if I'm stressed or not!"

"Riku replica... He wishes he was sexy..."

"I ALREADY AM SEXY! AND I'M NO REPLICA!" he pulled out the Soul Eater. "YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THINKING I'M NOT SEXY!"

"Riku replica... He loves Meleficent..."

"YOU SICKO!" Riku was running around trying to find the voice.

"Riku replica... He models in front of the mirror with no shirt on, thinking he's sexy." Riku blushed, and the Riku Fan Mob started screaming.

"Shut up. AND! If I was a replica, how would I have FEELINGS!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. He sat down and ran his hands through his hair. The Fan mob, with it's leader, xxmango, started screaming again. Riku muttered, "Every day..." He ripped off his shirt and some of the members fainted. Two body gaurds

came around Riku.

"Riku replica... He hates his fan mob." more members fainted.

"NOT TRUE! I EVEN KISSED THIER LEADER!" Riku covered his mouth. "Oh... my god..." Some members died.

"Riku replica... He cheats on xxmango with Meleficent..."

"I DO NOT!"

"Yes you do."

"NO I DON'T!"

"Now you know... the Riku replica..."

"NO THEY DON'T! I'M NOT EVEN THE REPLICA!"

A/N yes xxmango does indeed kiss Riku in a story of ours, Kingdom Hearts, A new View, coming to the account we share, xstarryxskiesx. and Sora is mine! I am da leader of the Sora fan mob! if u wish to join, just say it in reviews and I'll add you to the list n.n

Yoshiru: no, I have not finished the game, I just got it and I'm stuck in monstro. Stupid parasite cage... I also have CoM and am stuck with the last Riku battle. He's mean. xD

xxmango: Working on making these longer... not too good at... long...ness... and I agree, Duckies rule n.n

KatzMeow: I'm am going to try to update every day. Hope that shall make you happeh n.n

Future ones: Kairi, Namine, Tidus. I to take requests n.n Lord knows I need them (cough)