HI PEOPLE! … o.0 Sorry for not updating.
Disclaimer: I DUN OWN KH OR KNOW YOUR STARS! YAY!
Yuffie chased a quarter onto the stage. She finally caught it, sat down on the floor, and put it in her mouth.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…" Yuffie looked up.
"HI PRETTY VOICE!"
"Um, hello… Yuffie Kasaragi… She loves Cloud." Yuffie shook her head violently.
"NO! I DON'T! YOU ARE MEAN! AERITH DOES!"
"o.0;; Yuffie Kasaragi… She… um… Oh no, I ran out of insults… oh jeez… BE RIGHT BACK!" The Voice left, then put on elevator music. Yuffie stood up and danced.
"I LOVE THIS SONG!"
INTERMISSION!
Sora: DARN YOU KAIRI! I LOVE YOU!
Riku: -runs from fan girls-
Cloud: -sits there… o.0-
Leon: -shifty eyes- I know you are there, HEARTLESS SCUM! I CAN FEEL YOU!
Yuffie: n.n HI EVR' BODY!
END INTERMISSION!
Yuffie sat there when the song ended. Then a dazed look came over her eyes. "What…?" Then her eyes got wide, and turned darker brown. "HEARTLESS SCUM!" Then they turned blue. "KAIRI! NOOOOOO!" Then cerulean, "NO THE FAN GIRLS! THEY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!" then grey blue, "…" then she went back to normal.
"Um… hi? I feel like I was just taken over by four guys and a baby…" Then the Voice came back.
"Ok! Sorry about that! Now where were we- Hey Yuffie? Where'd you go? AH!" Then the voice came crashing through the window that just kinda… appeared. He sat up.
"Hi. Um, what happened?" Then Yuffie came from nowhere and dressed him up as Riku. "Alright, here he is!" Yuffie quickly ran away, as thousands among thousands of fan girls came and glomped the Voice, which was dressed as Riku.
Erm… this wasn't funny… I'm sorry but I can't think of any funnies! I NEED IDEAS! All ideas will be used, unless they… suck o.0