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A/N: OH yeah someone reviewed and said that I need spaces. I think I have
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put more detail in further chapters so if any thing was unclear I apologize
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I'm going to let my friend Captain Physco do the disclaimer Captain Physco: If Duck or Argh swashswash bucklebuckle owned YYH I would make them make Yusuke my boyfriend instead of being Keikos, as you can see I don't like Keiko I even had a dream that I was chasing her with a axe bwawhahahahah (in other words none of us own it: cries because she doesn't own it:
Chapter 3: The Rubber Ducky Army
Kuwabara and Yusuke were actually at school when the intercom went off.
"Urameshi, Kuwabara, my office now," rang Takenaka's voice through the speaker.
"I hope it's not the cops again," mumbled Yusuke as he walked out of his class.
It wasn't a man in uniform, however, that was waiting for him at the office. It was a girl with long auburn hair in low rider jeans and a very tight, navel baring tank top. She turned around.
"Auree?"
"Hello Yusuke," she said, unenthusiastically.
"You're hair's brown," said Yusuke pointing out the obvious.
"You can thank Botan for that," said Auree, "Where's the big stupid one,"
"All right! Who wanted to see me," Kuwabara walked in. He stared at Auree. "Who's the hot chick," he said not recognizing Auree.
She raised her eyebrows, "Three hints," she said "One, I shoved your head into a wall two times in one day. Two, I wanted to dye my hair pink. And three, I hate you with a passion."
Kuwabara jumped back in alarm, "Eww! It's Auree!"
"Oh, I feel loved," said Auree.
"I came to tell you that you have another mission," said Auree, "And I, unfortunately, have to come along."
"WHAT!!" said Yusuke and Kuwabara in unison.
"NO WAY!!!" said Kuwabara, getting right in Auree's face "I am not having some girl tag along with me on a man's missions."
"First of all," said Auree, "you need a breath mint. Second, I wouldn't be here at all if you hadn't burned down my castle!!!"
"But why do you have to come?" whined Yusuke.
"Keomna is going to find me a house and other stuff I need," Said Auree, "He's the one who had Botan get me new clothes. He wants me to be a spirit...uh...thing like you in return for all of this."
"You! A spirit detective! Ha!" Kuwabara smirked, "The moment you break a nail you'll be running to us for protection,"
"I'm not fighting today," Auree said, "I'm observing you two."
"So you're just along for the ride??" Yusuke looked annoyed.
"I guess. I'm supposed t 'watch and learn'," she snorted. "Come on. We should get going. Kurama and Hiei are waiting.
"So we're trying t get some artifact of Koenma's back from this creep?" Yusuke was getting it, finally.
"Yep," Auree kicked a stone in front of her as they walked towards the center of the deep forest. She was walking behind Kurama and Hiei who were behind Yusuke and Kuwabara. She felt slightly out of place, being the only girl, but the two demons didn't mind her.
"Who is the freak who stole this artifact anyway?" Yusuke asked her.
She sighed, "I don't know Koenma wouldn't tell me."
They walked in silence for a while. Auree was still kicking the stone. Kuwabara was still mad about Auree coming and the 'hot chick' crack he'd pulled. Yusuke was thinking about how hungry he was. As for Hiei and Kurama, who knows what they were thinking!
Suddenly, a loud BOOM! Echoed through the forest. Everyone but Kurama and Hiei jumped.
"What the heck was that!" Kuwabara finally spoke
"I don't know," said Yusuke, "but it came form over there."
He pointed to the left of the trail they were on.
"Well. Come on!" said Auree, plunging into the thicket. The others marveled at how quickly and quietly she moved through the brush. She barely seemed to touch the ground as she jogged along. She stopped suddenly. Kuwabara, who wasn't paying attention, ran right into her and they both fell into the clearing, which Auree had stopped in front of.
"What the heck was that for!!?!" Auree shoved Kuwabara off of her . "It wasn't my fault you decided to stop without telling everyone!" Kuwabara said.
"Yeah, just like it isn't my fault you're a freakin'..."
"Uh...guys," came Yusuke's voice.
"WHAT!!" Kuwabara and Auree said in unison, both very annoyed at being interrupted while arguing.
Yusuke pointed at the mass of green in front of them that was made up of an army of demons. They looked human in shape, but were much taller and scaly like snakes. A sea of yellow eyes glared at the group
"Oh crud," Auree's wolf ears and tail reappeared and she was holding her double-ended spear.
"Hold it sister!" Yusuke stepped in front of her, "Let the real fighters handle this."
"Yeah the real fighters."
Auree lowered her spear and rolled her eyes. She walked over to where Kurama and Hiei were standing.
"All right, you...uh...whatever you guys are," said Yusuke, "Where's your leader?"
The demons stared stupidly at him.
"Hey! Answer me will ya!" Yusuke yelled. Me only got more stares.
"Rrrrr," Yusuke was getting mad, "STOP STARRING AT ME!!!"
"They don't understand English, boy," came a voice from within the crowd. The demons shifted to let someone by. Whoever they were, they were getting closer. Yusuke and Kuwabara braced themselves and out stepped...
"Koenma?" Yusuke stared. Indeed, the small person who gad stepped out looked almost exactly like Koenma, but he was wearing green and had eyes like a cat.
"NO!!!" Koenma's look alike yelled, "I am Koenma's evil clone! Not Koenma!!!" He seemed very angry to be mistaken for the ruler.
"Okay! Sorry!" Yusuke had jumped back in alarm at Koenma's evil clone's outburst.
"How did Koenma get an evil clone?" Kuwabara wondered
"That's what happens when you mess with genetics," muttered Auree.
"Will you shut up!!?!" yelled the clone.
"We will if you'll tell us what you're doing on the middle of a forest with an army of demons," said Yusuke.
"Why would you want to know?" the clone said, "It's none of you r business."
"For your information," said Kuwabara; "We're here to get an artifact that you stole. We were sent by Koenma,"
"Artifact?" the clone looked thoughtful for a second. Then, an evil grin spread across his face.
"Oh. The artifact. You mean...," he reached into his pocket and pulled out..."Koenma's rubber ducky!"(Anime fall)
"You stole Koenma's rubber duck?" Yusuke said, wondering why Koenma even had a rubber duck.
"Rubber ducky," said the clone, "not rubber duck."
"Koenma sent us to retrieve his BATH TOY!!!" yelled Auree, "We aren't 'Koenma's LACKIES!!!"
"Yes you are." Said Hiei.
"Hey! I'm not the one on probation!" Auree spat back at him.
"Shut up." Hiei turned away.
"Okay, why in the world would you steal Koenma's rubber duck?" Yusuke felt extremely stupid saying this.
"Rubber ducky!!" the clone corrected him, "It is very precious to him and he'll do anything to get it back. My plan is to blackmail him into giving me his castle using his rubber ducky! I shall then take over the world muahahah!"
"What's the demon army for, then," Kuwabara folded his arms across his chest.
"That's in case Plan A doesn't work," the clone said.
"His plan is so stupid even he doesn't have confidence in it." Kuwabara smirked.
"Silence!" yelled the clone, "Now that you have heard my plans. I will have to have my army kill you all. Good- bye lackies of Koenma."
"We are NOT Koemna's LACKIES," Auree yelled back at him. He wasn't listening though as he yelled "ATTACK!" to his demon army. Thus the fight between Yusuke and Kuwabara and a demon army began. It was pretty sad, thought, for Yusuke and Kuwabara were losing spectacularly. They were getting hit, kicked, and even bitten by the cold-blooded demons.
"So, what are you supposed to do?" Auree asked Kurama and Hiei while watching the pathetic fight, "Just stand here and watch?"
"We save those idiots," said Hiei, pointing at the mass of demons beating on the two teenage boys, "Which we should do pretty soon."
"Oh! Oh! Let me do it! Please!" she smiled eagerly. "I wanna save the idiots!" She jumped up and down like a little girl asking for a toy.
Kurama smiled "I don't see why not."
"Sure," said Hiei, "less work for me."
"Yay!" Auree grabbed her spear and ran at the mass of green.
"Prepare to meet your maker!" she yelled, as she rushed toward an unfortunate demon chewing on Yusuke's hair. She jumped into the air and rammed the demon's head into the ground with her foot. Immediately, all the other demons left Yusuke and Kuwabara and charged at Auree
"Batter up!" she held her spear like a baseball bat and swung furiously at the monsters. Yusuke and Kuwabara stared in astonishment as she broke one demon's jawbone after another. It was over in a matter of minutes. Every monster lay on the ground and Auree had Koenma's evil clone by the scruff of his neck.
"Hand it over." She said, like some big sister trying to get something back that her little brother had stolen.
"No," said the clone stubbornly.
"Hand it over or else!"
"Or else what?"
"Ever hear of a demon wedgie?"
"NOOO!" the clone's eyes grew large in fear, "Take it! Take it! Just don't give me the wedgie!"
"Thank-you," said Auree, grabbing the rubber ducky from him.
"Show-off," muttered Yusuke
"You should talk," said Kuwabara.
"Shut up, ugly."
"You beat an entire demon army, arrested and evil mastermind, and saved two spirit detectives in one day! Apparently, you have a lot of potential Miss Auree," Koenma smiled warmly at the girl, who was filing her nails. They were back in Koenma's castle in the spirit world.
"For the last time, we didn't need to be saved!" said Yusuke who was very jealous.
"Yeah! And your evil clone wasn't much of a mastermind, either," said Kuwabara, even more angry at Auree now that she had not only completed his mission, but had done it better than him.
Koenma ignored them, "Now, may I have my rubber ducky back."
"Yeah. Sure," Auree sounded bored as she handed him the bath toy, "As long as you don't call me your lackie."
"Whatever you like." Said Koenma absentmindedly as he stroked his beloved ducky.
"Looks like Koenma's got a new favorite," said Yusuke smugly.
"Who? His rubber duck?" Kuwabara said stupidly.
"No you baka! Auree!" Yusuke hissed at him.
"Oh."
Yusuke glared at Auree, who was still filing her nails.
"So," he said loudly, "do you have another mission for Kuwabara and me, Koenma?"
"Nope," said Koenma, "You get the weekend off."
"We get time off?" said Yusuke, astonished.
"Hallelujah!" said Kuwabara, jumping into the air, "Three days of relaxation!"
"Whatever," said Koenma, still petting his bath toy, "Just leave me and rubber ducky alone."
~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~# Ok that's the end of that chapter I know it got a little strange but Duck was in a happy physcotic mood that day. And Duck wants to know what you think of Auree Also don't forget to compliment Duck on how good the fanfiction is, because remember I'm just the co-author. And she also says that you have to at lest read the 4th chapter cause it's the funniest one of all
I'm going to let my friend Captain Physco do the disclaimer Captain Physco: If Duck or Argh swashswash bucklebuckle owned YYH I would make them make Yusuke my boyfriend instead of being Keikos, as you can see I don't like Keiko I even had a dream that I was chasing her with a axe bwawhahahahah (in other words none of us own it: cries because she doesn't own it:
Chapter 3: The Rubber Ducky Army
Kuwabara and Yusuke were actually at school when the intercom went off.
"Urameshi, Kuwabara, my office now," rang Takenaka's voice through the speaker.
"I hope it's not the cops again," mumbled Yusuke as he walked out of his class.
It wasn't a man in uniform, however, that was waiting for him at the office. It was a girl with long auburn hair in low rider jeans and a very tight, navel baring tank top. She turned around.
"Auree?"
"Hello Yusuke," she said, unenthusiastically.
"You're hair's brown," said Yusuke pointing out the obvious.
"You can thank Botan for that," said Auree, "Where's the big stupid one,"
"All right! Who wanted to see me," Kuwabara walked in. He stared at Auree. "Who's the hot chick," he said not recognizing Auree.
She raised her eyebrows, "Three hints," she said "One, I shoved your head into a wall two times in one day. Two, I wanted to dye my hair pink. And three, I hate you with a passion."
Kuwabara jumped back in alarm, "Eww! It's Auree!"
"Oh, I feel loved," said Auree.
"I came to tell you that you have another mission," said Auree, "And I, unfortunately, have to come along."
"WHAT!!" said Yusuke and Kuwabara in unison.
"NO WAY!!!" said Kuwabara, getting right in Auree's face "I am not having some girl tag along with me on a man's missions."
"First of all," said Auree, "you need a breath mint. Second, I wouldn't be here at all if you hadn't burned down my castle!!!"
"But why do you have to come?" whined Yusuke.
"Keomna is going to find me a house and other stuff I need," Said Auree, "He's the one who had Botan get me new clothes. He wants me to be a spirit...uh...thing like you in return for all of this."
"You! A spirit detective! Ha!" Kuwabara smirked, "The moment you break a nail you'll be running to us for protection,"
"I'm not fighting today," Auree said, "I'm observing you two."
"So you're just along for the ride??" Yusuke looked annoyed.
"I guess. I'm supposed t 'watch and learn'," she snorted. "Come on. We should get going. Kurama and Hiei are waiting.
"So we're trying t get some artifact of Koenma's back from this creep?" Yusuke was getting it, finally.
"Yep," Auree kicked a stone in front of her as they walked towards the center of the deep forest. She was walking behind Kurama and Hiei who were behind Yusuke and Kuwabara. She felt slightly out of place, being the only girl, but the two demons didn't mind her.
"Who is the freak who stole this artifact anyway?" Yusuke asked her.
She sighed, "I don't know Koenma wouldn't tell me."
They walked in silence for a while. Auree was still kicking the stone. Kuwabara was still mad about Auree coming and the 'hot chick' crack he'd pulled. Yusuke was thinking about how hungry he was. As for Hiei and Kurama, who knows what they were thinking!
Suddenly, a loud BOOM! Echoed through the forest. Everyone but Kurama and Hiei jumped.
"What the heck was that!" Kuwabara finally spoke
"I don't know," said Yusuke, "but it came form over there."
He pointed to the left of the trail they were on.
"Well. Come on!" said Auree, plunging into the thicket. The others marveled at how quickly and quietly she moved through the brush. She barely seemed to touch the ground as she jogged along. She stopped suddenly. Kuwabara, who wasn't paying attention, ran right into her and they both fell into the clearing, which Auree had stopped in front of.
"What the heck was that for!!?!" Auree shoved Kuwabara off of her . "It wasn't my fault you decided to stop without telling everyone!" Kuwabara said.
"Yeah, just like it isn't my fault you're a freakin'..."
"Uh...guys," came Yusuke's voice.
"WHAT!!" Kuwabara and Auree said in unison, both very annoyed at being interrupted while arguing.
Yusuke pointed at the mass of green in front of them that was made up of an army of demons. They looked human in shape, but were much taller and scaly like snakes. A sea of yellow eyes glared at the group
"Oh crud," Auree's wolf ears and tail reappeared and she was holding her double-ended spear.
"Hold it sister!" Yusuke stepped in front of her, "Let the real fighters handle this."
"Yeah the real fighters."
Auree lowered her spear and rolled her eyes. She walked over to where Kurama and Hiei were standing.
"All right, you...uh...whatever you guys are," said Yusuke, "Where's your leader?"
The demons stared stupidly at him.
"Hey! Answer me will ya!" Yusuke yelled. Me only got more stares.
"Rrrrr," Yusuke was getting mad, "STOP STARRING AT ME!!!"
"They don't understand English, boy," came a voice from within the crowd. The demons shifted to let someone by. Whoever they were, they were getting closer. Yusuke and Kuwabara braced themselves and out stepped...
"Koenma?" Yusuke stared. Indeed, the small person who gad stepped out looked almost exactly like Koenma, but he was wearing green and had eyes like a cat.
"NO!!!" Koenma's look alike yelled, "I am Koenma's evil clone! Not Koenma!!!" He seemed very angry to be mistaken for the ruler.
"Okay! Sorry!" Yusuke had jumped back in alarm at Koenma's evil clone's outburst.
"How did Koenma get an evil clone?" Kuwabara wondered
"That's what happens when you mess with genetics," muttered Auree.
"Will you shut up!!?!" yelled the clone.
"We will if you'll tell us what you're doing on the middle of a forest with an army of demons," said Yusuke.
"Why would you want to know?" the clone said, "It's none of you r business."
"For your information," said Kuwabara; "We're here to get an artifact that you stole. We were sent by Koenma,"
"Artifact?" the clone looked thoughtful for a second. Then, an evil grin spread across his face.
"Oh. The artifact. You mean...," he reached into his pocket and pulled out..."Koenma's rubber ducky!"(Anime fall)
"You stole Koenma's rubber duck?" Yusuke said, wondering why Koenma even had a rubber duck.
"Rubber ducky," said the clone, "not rubber duck."
"Koenma sent us to retrieve his BATH TOY!!!" yelled Auree, "We aren't 'Koenma's LACKIES!!!"
"Yes you are." Said Hiei.
"Hey! I'm not the one on probation!" Auree spat back at him.
"Shut up." Hiei turned away.
"Okay, why in the world would you steal Koenma's rubber duck?" Yusuke felt extremely stupid saying this.
"Rubber ducky!!" the clone corrected him, "It is very precious to him and he'll do anything to get it back. My plan is to blackmail him into giving me his castle using his rubber ducky! I shall then take over the world muahahah!"
"What's the demon army for, then," Kuwabara folded his arms across his chest.
"That's in case Plan A doesn't work," the clone said.
"His plan is so stupid even he doesn't have confidence in it." Kuwabara smirked.
"Silence!" yelled the clone, "Now that you have heard my plans. I will have to have my army kill you all. Good- bye lackies of Koenma."
"We are NOT Koemna's LACKIES," Auree yelled back at him. He wasn't listening though as he yelled "ATTACK!" to his demon army. Thus the fight between Yusuke and Kuwabara and a demon army began. It was pretty sad, thought, for Yusuke and Kuwabara were losing spectacularly. They were getting hit, kicked, and even bitten by the cold-blooded demons.
"So, what are you supposed to do?" Auree asked Kurama and Hiei while watching the pathetic fight, "Just stand here and watch?"
"We save those idiots," said Hiei, pointing at the mass of demons beating on the two teenage boys, "Which we should do pretty soon."
"Oh! Oh! Let me do it! Please!" she smiled eagerly. "I wanna save the idiots!" She jumped up and down like a little girl asking for a toy.
Kurama smiled "I don't see why not."
"Sure," said Hiei, "less work for me."
"Yay!" Auree grabbed her spear and ran at the mass of green.
"Prepare to meet your maker!" she yelled, as she rushed toward an unfortunate demon chewing on Yusuke's hair. She jumped into the air and rammed the demon's head into the ground with her foot. Immediately, all the other demons left Yusuke and Kuwabara and charged at Auree
"Batter up!" she held her spear like a baseball bat and swung furiously at the monsters. Yusuke and Kuwabara stared in astonishment as she broke one demon's jawbone after another. It was over in a matter of minutes. Every monster lay on the ground and Auree had Koenma's evil clone by the scruff of his neck.
"Hand it over." She said, like some big sister trying to get something back that her little brother had stolen.
"No," said the clone stubbornly.
"Hand it over or else!"
"Or else what?"
"Ever hear of a demon wedgie?"
"NOOO!" the clone's eyes grew large in fear, "Take it! Take it! Just don't give me the wedgie!"
"Thank-you," said Auree, grabbing the rubber ducky from him.
"Show-off," muttered Yusuke
"You should talk," said Kuwabara.
"Shut up, ugly."
"You beat an entire demon army, arrested and evil mastermind, and saved two spirit detectives in one day! Apparently, you have a lot of potential Miss Auree," Koenma smiled warmly at the girl, who was filing her nails. They were back in Koenma's castle in the spirit world.
"For the last time, we didn't need to be saved!" said Yusuke who was very jealous.
"Yeah! And your evil clone wasn't much of a mastermind, either," said Kuwabara, even more angry at Auree now that she had not only completed his mission, but had done it better than him.
Koenma ignored them, "Now, may I have my rubber ducky back."
"Yeah. Sure," Auree sounded bored as she handed him the bath toy, "As long as you don't call me your lackie."
"Whatever you like." Said Koenma absentmindedly as he stroked his beloved ducky.
"Looks like Koenma's got a new favorite," said Yusuke smugly.
"Who? His rubber duck?" Kuwabara said stupidly.
"No you baka! Auree!" Yusuke hissed at him.
"Oh."
Yusuke glared at Auree, who was still filing her nails.
"So," he said loudly, "do you have another mission for Kuwabara and me, Koenma?"
"Nope," said Koenma, "You get the weekend off."
"We get time off?" said Yusuke, astonished.
"Hallelujah!" said Kuwabara, jumping into the air, "Three days of relaxation!"
"Whatever," said Koenma, still petting his bath toy, "Just leave me and rubber ducky alone."
~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~# Ok that's the end of that chapter I know it got a little strange but Duck was in a happy physcotic mood that day. And Duck wants to know what you think of Auree Also don't forget to compliment Duck on how good the fanfiction is, because remember I'm just the co-author. And she also says that you have to at lest read the 4th chapter cause it's the funniest one of all