Duck: Yea you like me you really like me
(Me) I'm soo sorryy that I haven't updated in a long time. The reason is because my science teacher told us on Monday that we'd have a test on Friday, on some thing that we just stared and on Tuesday he gave us the thing to study, and we have to memorize 22 bones and their scientific names as well so I've had to study. And now I have to memorize the muscles (So during mon-fri don't expect updates one after another cause I usually have homework or am watching one of my shows.)
(This is Duck) Oh yeah about Auree being like prince Mononokee, well one, I have never seen it and. And two, once you read this chapter I think that you'll change your mind ^^ and did Mononokee ever want to dye her hair pink?? ^-^* But thank you for reviewing and pointing out things (Me) And: thanks for noticing that Kuwabara is the main charter. I've noticed that people like to forget Kuwabara in fanfics a lot too. And thanks to everyone else ^-^* I'm going to let Captain phycho do the disclaimer Captain Phycho: I like chicken Me: maybe not Disclaimer: what do you think?
Chapter 4: why you shouldn't pick fights with half-demons
"I didn't know relaxation could be so boring," Yusuke was sitting on the couch reading a comic book that he'd already read 4 times. Everyone was at Kurama's cabin in the demon world. Keiko was sitting with Yusuke reading Seventeen magazines. Hiei and Kurama were leaning against a wall, looking bored. Auree and Kuwabara were, strangly enough, working on a puzzle.
"Would you rather go on another mission?" asked Hiei
"No!" Yusuke looked at him like he was crazy. "I'm just saying I'm bored."
"Yusuke," Keiko didn't look up from her book as she spoke, "No one cares."
"Yeah," said Yusuke, going back to his comic book, "I guess you're right."
"YOU BAKA!!!" yelled Auree from the other side of the room, "THAT PIECE DOESN'T GO THERE! IT''S NOT BLUE!!!"
"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BLUE!!!" Kuwabara yelled at her, "It can be green too."
"Ahhh," Yusuke sighed, leaning back on the couch, "Entertainment."
"It does to have to be blue, stupid," Auree grabbed the top of the box and shoved it in Kuwabara's face, "See!? Blue and ONLY BLUE!!"
"IT'S GREEN!!" Kuwabara pushed the top of the box away.
"Blue!"
"Green!"
"BLUE!!"
"GREEN!!"
"BLLUUEE!!" SMACK!! Auree had hit Kuwabara on the head with the box, "BLUE," whack! "BLUE!" whack "BLUE!"
"Stop hitting me!" Kuwabara grabbed the top of the box from her and threw it.
"Bring it on!!" Auree stood up to face Kuwabara.
"I ain't fighting you!!" Kuwabara got up to walk away.
"Why? You chicken?" Auree sneered.
'No!"
"Brawkk! Brawkk!" Auree clucked like a chicken and flapped her arms.
"Stop that!"
"The truth hurts don't it?" Auree continued to cluck like a chicken.
"CUT IT OUT!!" Kuwabara shoved her. She stumbled and tripped over the chair she had been sitting on. Wham! She fell hard on the floor.
"Ha!" Kuwabara stood triumphant, or so he thought, on his chair, "who's the chicken now?"
Auree stood up, brushed herself off and walked towards Kuwabara. Her ears and tail were appearing again. She grabbed his collar and hoisted him into the air.
"Hey! Put me down!" he struggled violently, but Auree smiled sinisterly and kept hold of him.
"Won't fight me, huh?" she sneered, "maybe you are a little stronger that I though, but not much."
"I could kick your butt any day," Kuwabara stuck out his tongue.
"Yeah, right."
"I could! Now let go of me you son of a..AUGHH!!" Kuwabara was, once again, flying across the room before he could finish this sentence. FWACK!! He hit the opposite wall and slid down.
"Ouch!" he sat up and glared at Auree, "why do you feel the need to throw me across the room?!!"
"Because you think you're better than me!" Auree shouted at him, "You think you are so tough? You should try wearing a miniskirt and tube top and fighting!"
"I bet I could do it better than you!"
"All right then," Auree grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the room.
"Hey! What are you doing!? Let go!" Kuwabara's voice could be heard through the walls. Silence for a few seconds. Than "AAAAAAUUGGGHHH!!"
Kuwabara came running back into the living room and he was wearing a pink miniskirt.
"Look what she did to me!!"
Yusuke smothered his laughter with his comic book.
"And I'm not done yet!!" Auree ran after Kuwabara holding a white tube top in one hand.
"Noo!" he bolted away from her.
"How do you run in this thing!!" he said as he stumbled because the miniskirt.
"Easy," said Auree, pouncing on his back, "YOU DON'T!" she began forcing the tube top over his head.
"AAAHH!!" Kuwabara blundered about, as the top was covering his eyes, "Get it off! Get if off!"
"What do you mean IT!!" with one final pull, she forced the tube top over his head.
"I think you put it on wrong," Yusuke said as the shirt was pinning Kuwabara's arms to his sides.
Auree stepped back to admire the effect, "Nope. Looks fine to me!!"
"I am not wearing these girly clothes!!!" Kuwabara struggled to his feet and began attempting to take the tube top off.
"That's too bad," said Auree, "You actually look better in them."
"AAAARGH!!" In a fit of temper Kuwabara lashed violently about. RRIIPP!! The tight clothes gave was, leaving Kuwabara standing there in nothing but his boxers.
"AAAIIIEE!" Auree screamed covering her eyes, "My eyes! My virgin eyes! It burns! They are being burned out of their sockets! Scarred! Scarred for life!" She ran out of the room, still shrieking in horror.
"Kuwabara," Yusuke gasped through his fits of laughter, "If Auree's going to kick your butt get some pants on first."
"Shut up Urameshi," Kuwabara glared at him, "You're next!"
"Next for what?" Yusuke smirked, "To kick your butt? If Auree spares you, sure I'll be glad to."
"Why you..."
"Just get dressed before all of our eyes are burned out of their sockets."
Kuwabara creeped into the room in which Auree and Keiko were sleeping in.
"Auureee," he called softly, "Auureee. Come out wherever you are. I have my pants on now." No answer. "Must be somewhere else," Kuwabara looked around. No one in sight... or so he thought.
"Time to raid her suitcase," Kuwabara began pulling stuff out of the bag and spreading it in the floor.
"Shirts...pants...make-up... there's got to be something good in here," he pulled out a small book with a lock, "Jackpot! A diary!"
"Get your hands off that!!" came Aurre's voice.
"Huh?" Kuwabara looked up.
"BONZAI!!!" Auree jumped from the rafter on which she had been standing.
"AAAHHHH!!!" Kuwabara jumped up and ran for his life.
The point of Auree's spear sank a couple inches into the floor where Kuwabara had been standing a second ago. Auree wrenched it out and ran after him in hot pursuit.
"Give it back!!!"
"NEVER!!"
They dashed back into the living room, where every one else was. Kuwabara ran as fast as he could, still holding the little book.
"What's the matter?" he yelled over his shoulder, "Too fast for you?"
"I'm not trying to catch you," said Auree, "I'm trying to get a good angle."
"A good angle for what?"
"This!!" Auree hooked the top of Kuwabara's boxers with her spear and jerked up.
"WEDGIEEE!!!" Kuwabara shouted, his voice getting higher by the second. Kurama collapsed onto the floor, both hands clamped tight over his ears. (You know the sensitive hearing from being a fox, just letting you know)
"Make it stop! Make it stop!" shouted Yusuke. After a minute, Hiei nonchalantly walked over to Auree and kicked her spear out of Kuwabara's pants. Kuwabara immediately stopped screaming and lay gasping on the floor.
"Kill him some other way," Hiei walked over to Kurama, "You all right?"
Kurama nodded, wincing, "My ears are ringing though."
"I didn't know Kuwabara's voice went that high," Yusuke took his fingers out of his ears.
"How do you open this thing?" Kuwabara was fiddling with Auree's diary.
"Hey! Do you want an atomic wedgie?" Auree said threateningly.
"That wasn't an atomic wedgie?" Kuwabara stopped trying to open the little book.
"Nope. That was just a normal wedgie," Auree smiled fiendishly, "I could give you an atomic wedige... demon girl style."
Kuwabara threw the book at her, "Take it! I'm too young to die!"
"Thank you," Auree grabbed the book. "Oh and by the way, you open it like this." She pushed a small button on the lock and it popped open. She turned to face Kuwabara.
"You can have it now," Auree threw it, hard at him. Whack! The book hit him on the nose and fell open into his lap. "Huh?" he looked down at the book, "It's...It's...It's written in some foreign language."
"Yup," Auree began to walk away, "Demon." (I think demon's have their own written language)
"That's not fair."
"So?"
"WHAT!!!" Kuwabara stared at her in disbelief, "If you know I couldn't read demon then why did you chase me and give me the wedgie?"
"Because I was bored and wanted to hit you with something," Auree smiled sweetly, "And my diary seemed to be the perfect thing, but you took it, so I had to get it back."
Kuwabara continued to stare in disbelief. Auree began to walk away again.
"Nice Kuwabara," Yusuke smirked, "You make a fool of yourself for no reason at all. Let's face it, she got you good." Kuwabara shook his head and glared at Yusuke.
"Shut up Urameshi! I ain't going to let some sissy girl make a fool of me and get away with it!" with that, he got up, picked up the table on which they had put together the puzzle and lifted it over his head. He was immediately showered with puzzle pieces. Auree heard the clicks of the pieces as they hit the floor. She turned just as Kuwabara ran towards her, with the tabled over his head.
"NO ONE TICKS ME OFF AND GOES FREE!!"
"BAKA!!" Auree shouted at the top of her voice, "Look what you did to the puzzle. We worked 3 hours straight on it and you ruined it!"
Kuwabara stopped in his tracks, and looked over his shoulder.
"Oh."
"Idiot!" Auree stormed to the door; "I'm going for a walk!"
"Hey! You can't just leave me to clean all thins up by myself!"
"Oh yes I can!"
Auree opened the door and stepped out.
"You aren't going anywhere!" Kuwabara ran to the doorway.
"Just watch me!"
"You can't-" SLAM! Kuwabara fell backward form the force of the door "Ouch," he pinched his bleeding nose.
"You really ticked her off, Kuwabara," Yusuke said, once again pointing out the obvious.
"What a disgrace," said Hiei, "Beaten by a girl."
"I'm not a disgrace," said Kuwabara, still pinching his nose, "And she didn't beat me!"
"You're right," Yusuke smirked, "She creamed you!"
"Shut up!" Kuwabara stood up, "She's just a girl and I bet she won't be half the spirit detective I am."
"Why? What do you have that she doesn't?" Yusuke asked innocently.
"I.... Um.... Uh," Kuwabara thought hard for a minute.
"Exactly," said Yusuke, "Nothing."
"Well she...she," Kuwabara stammered, "She can't even remember us rescuing her! She's got a terrible memory."
They all stared at him.
"What!?"
"Getting a little rusty on your insults aren't you?" Yusuke said.
"Maybe he doesn't want to insult her," said Kurama softly.
"What? What do you by that?!" Kuwabara glared at him.
Kurama shrugged, "I was just thinking you might be fond of Auree."
"No way!" said Kuwabara, "You aren't that smart, fox boy!"
"He's so stupid, he can't tell when he likes someone." Said Hiei, with a sinister little smile.
"I don't like her!" Kuwabara said desperately, "And wipe that stupid grin off your face, Urameshi!"
Yusuke just kept smiling slyly at Kuwabara.
"I DON'T LIKE AUREE!!" Kuwabara yelled, "I DON'T! I DON'T! I DON'T!"
"Whatever," Yusuke went back to his comic book. Hiei shrugged and went back t staring off into space.
"Humph," Kuwabara knelt down to pick up the puzzle pieces. "I'll get her back," he mumbled, "and I don't like her."
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(Me) I'm soo sorryy that I haven't updated in a long time. The reason is because my science teacher told us on Monday that we'd have a test on Friday, on some thing that we just stared and on Tuesday he gave us the thing to study, and we have to memorize 22 bones and their scientific names as well so I've had to study. And now I have to memorize the muscles (So during mon-fri don't expect updates one after another cause I usually have homework or am watching one of my shows.)
(This is Duck) Oh yeah about Auree being like prince Mononokee, well one, I have never seen it and. And two, once you read this chapter I think that you'll change your mind ^^ and did Mononokee ever want to dye her hair pink?? ^-^* But thank you for reviewing and pointing out things (Me) And: thanks for noticing that Kuwabara is the main charter. I've noticed that people like to forget Kuwabara in fanfics a lot too. And thanks to everyone else ^-^* I'm going to let Captain phycho do the disclaimer Captain Phycho: I like chicken Me: maybe not Disclaimer: what do you think?
Chapter 4: why you shouldn't pick fights with half-demons
"I didn't know relaxation could be so boring," Yusuke was sitting on the couch reading a comic book that he'd already read 4 times. Everyone was at Kurama's cabin in the demon world. Keiko was sitting with Yusuke reading Seventeen magazines. Hiei and Kurama were leaning against a wall, looking bored. Auree and Kuwabara were, strangly enough, working on a puzzle.
"Would you rather go on another mission?" asked Hiei
"No!" Yusuke looked at him like he was crazy. "I'm just saying I'm bored."
"Yusuke," Keiko didn't look up from her book as she spoke, "No one cares."
"Yeah," said Yusuke, going back to his comic book, "I guess you're right."
"YOU BAKA!!!" yelled Auree from the other side of the room, "THAT PIECE DOESN'T GO THERE! IT''S NOT BLUE!!!"
"IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BLUE!!!" Kuwabara yelled at her, "It can be green too."
"Ahhh," Yusuke sighed, leaning back on the couch, "Entertainment."
"It does to have to be blue, stupid," Auree grabbed the top of the box and shoved it in Kuwabara's face, "See!? Blue and ONLY BLUE!!"
"IT'S GREEN!!" Kuwabara pushed the top of the box away.
"Blue!"
"Green!"
"BLUE!!"
"GREEN!!"
"BLLUUEE!!" SMACK!! Auree had hit Kuwabara on the head with the box, "BLUE," whack! "BLUE!" whack "BLUE!"
"Stop hitting me!" Kuwabara grabbed the top of the box from her and threw it.
"Bring it on!!" Auree stood up to face Kuwabara.
"I ain't fighting you!!" Kuwabara got up to walk away.
"Why? You chicken?" Auree sneered.
'No!"
"Brawkk! Brawkk!" Auree clucked like a chicken and flapped her arms.
"Stop that!"
"The truth hurts don't it?" Auree continued to cluck like a chicken.
"CUT IT OUT!!" Kuwabara shoved her. She stumbled and tripped over the chair she had been sitting on. Wham! She fell hard on the floor.
"Ha!" Kuwabara stood triumphant, or so he thought, on his chair, "who's the chicken now?"
Auree stood up, brushed herself off and walked towards Kuwabara. Her ears and tail were appearing again. She grabbed his collar and hoisted him into the air.
"Hey! Put me down!" he struggled violently, but Auree smiled sinisterly and kept hold of him.
"Won't fight me, huh?" she sneered, "maybe you are a little stronger that I though, but not much."
"I could kick your butt any day," Kuwabara stuck out his tongue.
"Yeah, right."
"I could! Now let go of me you son of a..AUGHH!!" Kuwabara was, once again, flying across the room before he could finish this sentence. FWACK!! He hit the opposite wall and slid down.
"Ouch!" he sat up and glared at Auree, "why do you feel the need to throw me across the room?!!"
"Because you think you're better than me!" Auree shouted at him, "You think you are so tough? You should try wearing a miniskirt and tube top and fighting!"
"I bet I could do it better than you!"
"All right then," Auree grabbed his collar and dragged him out of the room.
"Hey! What are you doing!? Let go!" Kuwabara's voice could be heard through the walls. Silence for a few seconds. Than "AAAAAAUUGGGHHH!!"
Kuwabara came running back into the living room and he was wearing a pink miniskirt.
"Look what she did to me!!"
Yusuke smothered his laughter with his comic book.
"And I'm not done yet!!" Auree ran after Kuwabara holding a white tube top in one hand.
"Noo!" he bolted away from her.
"How do you run in this thing!!" he said as he stumbled because the miniskirt.
"Easy," said Auree, pouncing on his back, "YOU DON'T!" she began forcing the tube top over his head.
"AAAHH!!" Kuwabara blundered about, as the top was covering his eyes, "Get it off! Get if off!"
"What do you mean IT!!" with one final pull, she forced the tube top over his head.
"I think you put it on wrong," Yusuke said as the shirt was pinning Kuwabara's arms to his sides.
Auree stepped back to admire the effect, "Nope. Looks fine to me!!"
"I am not wearing these girly clothes!!!" Kuwabara struggled to his feet and began attempting to take the tube top off.
"That's too bad," said Auree, "You actually look better in them."
"AAAARGH!!" In a fit of temper Kuwabara lashed violently about. RRIIPP!! The tight clothes gave was, leaving Kuwabara standing there in nothing but his boxers.
"AAAIIIEE!" Auree screamed covering her eyes, "My eyes! My virgin eyes! It burns! They are being burned out of their sockets! Scarred! Scarred for life!" She ran out of the room, still shrieking in horror.
"Kuwabara," Yusuke gasped through his fits of laughter, "If Auree's going to kick your butt get some pants on first."
"Shut up Urameshi," Kuwabara glared at him, "You're next!"
"Next for what?" Yusuke smirked, "To kick your butt? If Auree spares you, sure I'll be glad to."
"Why you..."
"Just get dressed before all of our eyes are burned out of their sockets."
Kuwabara creeped into the room in which Auree and Keiko were sleeping in.
"Auureee," he called softly, "Auureee. Come out wherever you are. I have my pants on now." No answer. "Must be somewhere else," Kuwabara looked around. No one in sight... or so he thought.
"Time to raid her suitcase," Kuwabara began pulling stuff out of the bag and spreading it in the floor.
"Shirts...pants...make-up... there's got to be something good in here," he pulled out a small book with a lock, "Jackpot! A diary!"
"Get your hands off that!!" came Aurre's voice.
"Huh?" Kuwabara looked up.
"BONZAI!!!" Auree jumped from the rafter on which she had been standing.
"AAAHHHH!!!" Kuwabara jumped up and ran for his life.
The point of Auree's spear sank a couple inches into the floor where Kuwabara had been standing a second ago. Auree wrenched it out and ran after him in hot pursuit.
"Give it back!!!"
"NEVER!!"
They dashed back into the living room, where every one else was. Kuwabara ran as fast as he could, still holding the little book.
"What's the matter?" he yelled over his shoulder, "Too fast for you?"
"I'm not trying to catch you," said Auree, "I'm trying to get a good angle."
"A good angle for what?"
"This!!" Auree hooked the top of Kuwabara's boxers with her spear and jerked up.
"WEDGIEEE!!!" Kuwabara shouted, his voice getting higher by the second. Kurama collapsed onto the floor, both hands clamped tight over his ears. (You know the sensitive hearing from being a fox, just letting you know)
"Make it stop! Make it stop!" shouted Yusuke. After a minute, Hiei nonchalantly walked over to Auree and kicked her spear out of Kuwabara's pants. Kuwabara immediately stopped screaming and lay gasping on the floor.
"Kill him some other way," Hiei walked over to Kurama, "You all right?"
Kurama nodded, wincing, "My ears are ringing though."
"I didn't know Kuwabara's voice went that high," Yusuke took his fingers out of his ears.
"How do you open this thing?" Kuwabara was fiddling with Auree's diary.
"Hey! Do you want an atomic wedgie?" Auree said threateningly.
"That wasn't an atomic wedgie?" Kuwabara stopped trying to open the little book.
"Nope. That was just a normal wedgie," Auree smiled fiendishly, "I could give you an atomic wedige... demon girl style."
Kuwabara threw the book at her, "Take it! I'm too young to die!"
"Thank you," Auree grabbed the book. "Oh and by the way, you open it like this." She pushed a small button on the lock and it popped open. She turned to face Kuwabara.
"You can have it now," Auree threw it, hard at him. Whack! The book hit him on the nose and fell open into his lap. "Huh?" he looked down at the book, "It's...It's...It's written in some foreign language."
"Yup," Auree began to walk away, "Demon." (I think demon's have their own written language)
"That's not fair."
"So?"
"WHAT!!!" Kuwabara stared at her in disbelief, "If you know I couldn't read demon then why did you chase me and give me the wedgie?"
"Because I was bored and wanted to hit you with something," Auree smiled sweetly, "And my diary seemed to be the perfect thing, but you took it, so I had to get it back."
Kuwabara continued to stare in disbelief. Auree began to walk away again.
"Nice Kuwabara," Yusuke smirked, "You make a fool of yourself for no reason at all. Let's face it, she got you good." Kuwabara shook his head and glared at Yusuke.
"Shut up Urameshi! I ain't going to let some sissy girl make a fool of me and get away with it!" with that, he got up, picked up the table on which they had put together the puzzle and lifted it over his head. He was immediately showered with puzzle pieces. Auree heard the clicks of the pieces as they hit the floor. She turned just as Kuwabara ran towards her, with the tabled over his head.
"NO ONE TICKS ME OFF AND GOES FREE!!"
"BAKA!!" Auree shouted at the top of her voice, "Look what you did to the puzzle. We worked 3 hours straight on it and you ruined it!"
Kuwabara stopped in his tracks, and looked over his shoulder.
"Oh."
"Idiot!" Auree stormed to the door; "I'm going for a walk!"
"Hey! You can't just leave me to clean all thins up by myself!"
"Oh yes I can!"
Auree opened the door and stepped out.
"You aren't going anywhere!" Kuwabara ran to the doorway.
"Just watch me!"
"You can't-" SLAM! Kuwabara fell backward form the force of the door "Ouch," he pinched his bleeding nose.
"You really ticked her off, Kuwabara," Yusuke said, once again pointing out the obvious.
"What a disgrace," said Hiei, "Beaten by a girl."
"I'm not a disgrace," said Kuwabara, still pinching his nose, "And she didn't beat me!"
"You're right," Yusuke smirked, "She creamed you!"
"Shut up!" Kuwabara stood up, "She's just a girl and I bet she won't be half the spirit detective I am."
"Why? What do you have that she doesn't?" Yusuke asked innocently.
"I.... Um.... Uh," Kuwabara thought hard for a minute.
"Exactly," said Yusuke, "Nothing."
"Well she...she," Kuwabara stammered, "She can't even remember us rescuing her! She's got a terrible memory."
They all stared at him.
"What!?"
"Getting a little rusty on your insults aren't you?" Yusuke said.
"Maybe he doesn't want to insult her," said Kurama softly.
"What? What do you by that?!" Kuwabara glared at him.
Kurama shrugged, "I was just thinking you might be fond of Auree."
"No way!" said Kuwabara, "You aren't that smart, fox boy!"
"He's so stupid, he can't tell when he likes someone." Said Hiei, with a sinister little smile.
"I don't like her!" Kuwabara said desperately, "And wipe that stupid grin off your face, Urameshi!"
Yusuke just kept smiling slyly at Kuwabara.
"I DON'T LIKE AUREE!!" Kuwabara yelled, "I DON'T! I DON'T! I DON'T!"
"Whatever," Yusuke went back to his comic book. Hiei shrugged and went back t staring off into space.
"Humph," Kuwabara knelt down to pick up the puzzle pieces. "I'll get her back," he mumbled, "and I don't like her."
#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~#~ :*Sigh* there finally done sorry I didn't get done sooner I'll try to get the next one up by at lest Friday. If any misspellings go ahead and tell me. And please give duck a compliment she did write this all you know and tell her what you think of Auree. THANKS FOR READING ^^