Love Love Love! Full o' Love (That has been stuck in my head) THANK- YOU FOR REVIEWING!! Sorry for not updating sooner I was waiting for at least one person to review.. WHICH SOMEONE DID AND I THANK THEM AND ANY ONE ELSE THAT REVIEWED AFTER THEM!! Duck: *running around in circles* WWWWWEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I GOT REVIEWS!! I GOT REVIEWS!!!!!! *Continues to run in circles* Disclaimer: Now if I don't own the characters in the show how can I own the show?????? (A.N) About this chapter... if Kurama or Hiei seem OOC well that's how there supposed to be like just to let you know so you don't review and complain that they were being weird. (This is the part that Duck made up that made her and me start to start this Fanuc... so it's going to be weird, cause we weren't thinking all that much and very hyper)

Chapter 5: My Tree!

"There! I'm done!" Kuwabara put the puzzle box away in a cupboard.

"Good!" said Yusuke from the couch, "Now you can go find your sweetheart."

"Auree is NOT my sweetheart!"

Yusuke snickered. He was having fun.

You'll have to go find get anyway," said Keiko, "It's getting close to lunch time,"

"Fine," Kuwabara opened the door, shoved his hands into his pockets and walked out. He had only walked a few paces out when Auree came walking up the trail

"It's time for-," Kuwabara began.

"I'm not talking to you," Auree cut him off. She walked right past him.

"Hey! I'm trying to tell you something!" Kuwabara turned and ran to cut her off, "Aren't you going to listen?"

"Nope," Auree walked past him.

Kuwabara picked up a log next to the trail; "Maybe you need to have some sense knocked into you!" He hoisted it over his head.

"By the way," he said, "you're so ugly, It's a wonder I haven't died form looking at you yet."

"You want to fight!" Auree tuned and glared at him "I'll give you a fight."

She walked to the side of the trail and stopped in front of a large tree with red leaves. She wrapped her arms around it and it and pulled it up out of the ground. She hoisted it onto her shoulders and turned to Kuwabara.

"You can throw you're little log at me, but it's going to pale in comparison to this!"

At that moment Kurama appeared on the porch of the cabin. He caught one glance of the tree she was holding and went berserk.

"YOU PUT THAT TREE DOWN RIGHT NOW!!" he yelled as he leaned over the porch railing. He looked extremely angry.

"What?" Auree was astonished at Kurama's outburst, "Put it down?"

"THAT'S RIGHT!" his eyes were starting to glow, "RIGHT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!!!"

"But.... Why?"

"That is a cross between a demon tree and an elm tree. It took me several weeks to find a tree that would fuse to a demon tree!" Kurama said, "and I had to grow it too!"

"Okay! Okay!" Auree put the tree back and kicked some dirt on the roots. At this point, Hiei came out onto the porch too.

"What's she doing to my tree?" he asked.

"Wait a sec," Auree stopped kicking dirt, "It's Hiei's tree?"

"I gave it to him for a birthday present," said Kurama a bit calmer now that the demon elm tree was back in the ground.

"Fine!" Auree walked to the tree next to Hiei's, "I'll just use this one!" She was about to pull it up when Yusuke came running out.

"Hey!" he yelled, "That's my tree! I planted it when I was two and I don't have special growing powers!"

Auree started at Yusuke like he was crazy.

"In other words, DON'T TOUCH THE TREE," Yusuke yelled.

"Auree threw her hands up in frustration, "Fine! You bunch of tree huggers!"

"Hey! I'm not a tree hugger!" Yusuke called, "where do you think you're going."

"To get my tree!" Auree stomped off into the woods.

"What?" Yusuke looked at Kurama and Hiei. They both shrugged. Kuwabara put down his log .
"Ha!" he laughed, "She can't beat me if she has nothing to beat me with." A loud RRRIIPP!! Echoed through the forest followed by a THUD!!

"I wouldn't be so sure," said Kurama. Trees in the distance were being pushed aside to form a path for something big. As it got closer, you could hear the snaps of smaller trees breaking in half from the force. It got closer...and closer...and closer...until finally the trees parted in front of them.

Kuwabara let out a small "meep"

Auree was standing there with a maniacal gleam in her eye and a 50- foot pine tree on her shoulders.

"THIS," Auree shouted at Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei, "IS MY TREE!! MINE!! NO ONE CAN TOUCH THIS TREE! Kuwabara's the only exception."

"Why and I the only exception?" Kuwabara was backing away from Auree and HER tree.

Auree smiled, still looking slightly insane, "Catch." She bent her knees and heaved the monstrous mass of pine over her head and into the air, right over Kuwabara.

"Augh!" Kuwabara put up his hands in a vain attempt to catch the tree. It hit his palms full force and pushed him down an inch or two into the soft ground. His muscles bulged under the strain, but he had managed to stay standing.

"Ha!" he straightened up, "I caught it! Take that you-"

He paused, "Wait a sec. there's something crawling on me!"

He looked at his arms and saw tiny red insects crawling on them, "AHH! FIRE ANTS!!" LOTS OF BITES! LOTS OF LITTLE BITES! LOTS OF PAINFUL LITTLE BITES!!"

Kuwabara began hopping on one leg, then the other, still with the tree over his head. The group on the porch had moved down to ground level to get a better view. By this time Yusuke had been in a hammock, until he fell off of it in his hysterical fits of laughter. Hiei had jumped up into his tree and was kneeling on a branch. Kurama leaned on its trunk as he looked up at him.

"A little possessive of your tree, Hiei?" he asked with a small smile.

"My tee," Hiei muttered. Kurama stared up at him in astonishment. He wasn't surprised that Hiei was possessive of his tree. He loved that tree. He was surprised at the fact that Hiei had hissed after claiming his tree. In all the years Kurama had know the little fire demon he had never heard him hiss. He shrugged it off Kuwabara do his strange jig. By this time, his palms were getting sweaty and the tree was heavy.

Finally, it slipped out of his grasps and fell on his foot, "YYYOOOWW!!" He began hopping on just one foot, "I THINK I BROKE MY FOOT!!"

"Good," Auree muttered.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" He continued hopping. Yusuke was still laughing uncontrollably. Auree had a small smile on her face.

"AAAAUGGHH!!" Kuwabara screamed suddenly.

"What now?" Auree raised an eyebrow.

"THERE'S A SQUIRREL RUNNING UP MY LEG!!"

"Can't...*gasp*...breath," Yusuke wheezed, "sides...*gasp*...hurt." He continued to roll on the ground in hysterics. Kuwabara meanwhile was shaking his right leg in an attempt to get the squirrel out of his pants.

"Get him out! Get him out!"

"I ain't helping you," said Auree

"He's headed North" Kuwabara shook his leg even more vigorously. In a final attempt, he ripped off his right pant leg and shook it with all his might. Auree's grin broadened at this absurd sight. Kuwabara suddenly stopped shaking the pant leg and stared at it in horror.

"What?" Auree stopped smiling.

"He's not in there," Kuwabara said in a choked high-pitched voice. RRRIIPPP!! H e ripped off his left pant lag and looked at it.

"He's not in there either," his voice now fading to a whimper. There was an awkward silence where the only sound that could be heard was Yusuke gasping. Auree put a hand to her forehead and stared at the ground. Hiei and Kurama started anywhere, but at Kuwabara, and Yusuke still lay panting on the ground.

"Excuse me!" Kuwabara said quickly and bolted off into the forest faster than Hiei (Which is pretty dang fast!).

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