This one's for Jeremy.
I still own nothing
"I met a man on the bus today."
"'Kura you're not supposed to talk to strangers."
"Nah. He wouldn't have been able to hurt me anyway, I had a knife."
"Oh. That's nice Ba- What! You had a knife, you're not supposed to carry round knives, what is someone had caught you and thought that you were a terrorist or a mass murderer or something!"
"Nah. Bernard wouldn't have done that, he was niceā¦no he wouldn't."
"Who was Bernard?"
"A person I met on the bus."
"Right Bakura."
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