Kazer Dragon: Inuyasha "Arrr the last one wasn't really funny what's the deal." Pokes Leanne with his sword. Leanne "No Anime for 3 weeks can throw off a girl." Inuyasha "Make this one funnier or I'll keel haul ya!" Leanne "Inuyasha why are you wearing a eye patch?" Inuyasha "Isn't it talk like a pirate day?" Leanne "No…"
INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Episode 2You hear the Survivor theme song in the background and a random voice says:
2 tribes, 16 bastards, one lucky bastard, this is, Survivor the Feudal islands.
On the far side of Japan, there is an island in the feudal era, for no reason we abducted 16 of the anime character's and threw them on an island to try and survive lets meet them…
Inuyasha: A sociopath amine half demon character.
Kagome: A lover of demons…plus she's got a nice ass.
Sango: If she was a cross dresser she'd be real good at it.
Miruko: He puts the 'ass' in harassment!
Shippo: The little guy who gets hit a lot.
Kikyo: Dead but she still can shake it!
Naraku: Tentacles, too many tentacles…
Sesshomaru: A totally gay demon. (Kicked off #1)
Kouga: And over egotistic man who thinks he's a sexy demon.
Kaede: Itchy boobs old women.
Totsai: Old man, but he's still hot, wait that's his breath…
Jaken: He's the Imp, who everyone loves to smash!
Kanna: Small girl that's probably with the KKK.
Onigumo: He's limpy (wink wink).
Kagura: She'll use her powers of the wind to blow your pants off!
Ogre: Another person on the island.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
"Both tribes are now heading to their camps what will happen there? Last time Sesshomaru was kicked off. Maybe, because he had a penis torch, or the fact that he was flamingly gay? Sesshomaru is here to say a few words about what happened." Jeff announces.
"I can't believe those backstabbers voted me off. I was easily the strongest member in the tribe. It was probably Onigumo, I mean c'mon , it wasn't fair. Just cause I tried to hit on him, doesn't mean he had any right to kick me off! All I said is that he looked good in the mud, I mean he is sooo hot! I wonder why Kikyo didn't jump on that piece of ass! Anyway, got to go. Brandon from Survivor 3 is taking me out for dinner!" Sesshomaru running off with anime style hearts over his head.
Pootietang tribe camp (Morning).
They are all lying in a forest clearing sleeping.
Inuyasha wakes.
"Wake up Miruko we gotta go get food for the tribe…" Inuyasha pokes him. Gets mad and yells. "GET YOUR ASS UP!"
Miruko's dream: Booyah I'm surrounded by all these hot girls not to mention those female demons who wear almost no clothes.
Chicks: Oh Miruko we love you in the pants!
A bunch of sweaty men appear and the women disappear: We love you in the pants too!
Miruko wakes up "AHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT what a nightmare." He shudders. "You bastard I was having the best dream of my life!" Throws his staff at Inuyasha and knocks him unconscious. "Uh oh, awww hell someone get a priestess." Miruko looks around. "Wait a sec, where's Kagura?"
MEANWHILE Gazonga Tribe.
Everyone is sleeping on a beach but Kouga and Kikyo.
Kouga yells "MARCO!"
Kikyo "POLO!"
Kouga runs really fast to Kikyo. "Haha I win, I found you!"
Kaede wakes up. "Its time to get up everyone! We have work to do! We don't wanna lose again do we?"
Everyone else "Ohhh we lost on purpose. We wanted Sesshomaru out cause he's gay. So shut up."
Kaede - Ganzonga Tribe"I don't understand, they all came on this show to win 1000 pieces of gold, now they're all sitting around doing nothing! Hopefully Kouga will get voted out next."
Kouga – Ganzonga Tribe"What the… This bitch is standing there saying we should have won yesterday! Kaede, I'm sorry but you gotta go. Plus why are we on a beach while the others are in a forest?"
Sango gets hit in the head with a beach ball. "Oww what the fuck…" Looks at it and it has a note on it. "It reads, its time for an immunity thing our writers are on vacation so come or else a owl will eat you?" Sango looks over and a huge owl is in a tree. "Alright its time to go to an immunity challenge."
Pootietang Tribe.
Everyone is standing around Inuyasha with a gash on his skull. Miruko uses his monk powers to tape up his head.
Inuaysah stands up. "I'll be alright now it's time to go kick Kouga's fruity ass again!"
They line up and Kagura is in front of Miruko, Inuyasha and Ogre.
"Mmmm hot wind demon ass…" Miruko drools.
"You can say that again…" Inuyasha stares.
"Yes… hot half demon ass…" Ogre tries to pinch Inuyasha's ass.
"OH MY GOD!" Inuyasha runs away.
Ogre runs behind Miruko. "Hot monk ass…"
Miruko starts to run.
"Ogre just wants to be loved…" Runs after everyone.
SECOND IMMUNITY!"Welcome back Pootietang, Ganzonga." Jeff says. "The next challenge will be sinple. A person from each tribe will come fourth and beat the hell out of each other. Sounds fun right?"
"We pick Kouga." Says Kagome.
"We pick Miruko." Jaken says.
"WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS A FRIGGING WHIRLWIND FOR LEGS!" Yells Miruko.
"Oh go on pussy! I'd go but you gave me a freaking gash on my head!" Says Inuyasha. And throws Miruko at Kouga knocking Jeff down.
"HOLY SHIT!" Yells Kouga as Miruko collides with him knocking him out.
"Errr…" Inuyasha says. "WE WIN!"
Cough, wheeze. "g…Gazonga. …tribal…c-c.. my hip…help!" Jeff cries.
"Woohoo!" "Yay!" "We win!" "I'm going to kill you INUYASHA!" Cries Pootietang.
"Ummm Guys?" They hear Miruko's cry.
"Yeah…" Kanna asks.
"I'm kinda suck…" Miruko yells from a tree.
"That indeed sucks." Kanna answers.
GOING TO TRIBAL COUNCIL!"Well here we go again…" Kouga says.
"Heehee… Kouga got beat up by Miruko…" Shippo giggles.
"I'll ignore that." Kouga answers.
"Well well look who's back for more?" Jeff asks.
"Will you just shut the hell up?" Asks Kaede.
"Go blow tree Kaede, but I think you did that already with the scared tree."
…
"LOOK A DEMON DUCK!" Jeff points.
"Like we'd fall for that…" Says everyone on the tribe.
"I feel so used…" Says a demon duck.
"Anyway, Kouga please tell me what are you doing to help your team?" Jeff asks.
"I played Marco Polo with Kikyo I think she felt left out!" Kouga says happily.
"Hell yah, but he won. Bastard." Kikyo says.
"Sango how do you think your tribe is doing?" Jeff asks again.
"Terrible all they do is sit around, we could all do better." Sango answers.
"Alright its time to vote Kouga your up…" Jeff says.
Kouga goes to vote. "Sorry, Kaede. But you're a bitch with saggy boobs, and y'gotta go."
Shippo "Sorry Kaede"
AFTER ALL THE VOTES ARE COLLECTED…"I'll tally the votes…" Jeff pulls one out. "One for Kaede, two for Kaede, one for Kouga…"
"BITCH YOU VOTED FOR ME YOU OLD WHORE!"
"Anyways, three for Kaede, four for Kaede. I don't need to read the rest Kaede bring me your torch." He puts it out. "Get outta here you old hag!"
She's walks away.
"Did I mention the new thing where doing if someone gets kicked off?" Jeff pushes a button. Kaede torch explodes and she gets burned. "You can all go back to camp now I guess."
"It's a damn good thing that all made sense…" Leanne says from her computer.
Kazer Dragon: Ok that's all till next weekend I gotta work on my other fanfictions. Anyways I hope you had fun!
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