Kazer Dragon: I'm not giving up on this yet. I will make it funny. Sesshy was kicked off first for a reason. Now then lets try this again!
INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Episode 3 - TerrorYou hear the Survivor theme song in the background and a random voice says:
2 tribes, 16 bastards,…
"Whoa, whoa, whoa stop the music they've seen this part you skidmark in a whore's panties." Miruko says.
Music still plays.
"TURN OFF THE MUSIC YOU DEAF BASTARD!" Music turns off, Miruko sighs. "That music gets annoying after the second episode. Ok, man here's what you gotta do. You need to get me, and some really hot chicks and then you gotta…"
The music starts again.
"WAIT WAIT I'M NOT DONE YET! I WANT MY NAKED WOMEN YOU BASTARD!"
Totsai comes on the screen. "I'll get naked for you baby!"
"Dammit! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PRUNE-BALLED BLOWHARD!"
"Oh I know I blow hard… and I know you'll like it!"
"OK THAT'S IT WERE GOING TO PLAY STRIP POKER!" Miruko yells.
Ogre comes on the screen. "DEAL ME IN, BOOTYLICIOUS!"
"… DAMN YOU LEANNE!"
"HeeHee poor Miruko its time you get what you deserve." Says Leanne from her computer.
"Ok then… I'm going to go beat off now." Miruko starts to leave.
"Can I come?" Asks Ogre. "Whoops I mean cum."
"AHHHHHHHH" Miruko runs away.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
"Last time Kaede was kicked out for having saggy boobs, we got a special request from Totsai to do something special for her…" Says Jeff.
"Hey old gal, look I didn't mean to hit on Miruko but you know without you and your itchy boobs around I got nothing to scratch I'm going to miss you girl so I want to sing a song for you… OHHHH do your boobs hang low, do they wobble too and fro can you tie em in a knot can you tie them in a bow…"
"Anyway lets join Inuyasha as he is supposed to be gathering food…"
Hmmm I smell something…Thinks Inuyasha as he jumps off into the background.
Sesshomaru is in a hut. With several pictures of NSYNC and a poster that says: Home Sweet 3 PENIS 3. His room it lit by many penis torches.
"I can't believe they kicked me off well I will get my revenge. OH JUSTIN WHY CAN"T WE BE TOGETHER? I know Brittany was just a fling Justy-baby… and that no one can make you happy the way daddy Sesshomaru can." Plays on his harp.
Inuyasha jumps into the hut jamming his sword through Sesshomaru. "I so owns you, I AM the ultimate badass!" Grabs a torch and burns Sesshomaru then jumps away.
Sesshomaru death count 1.
Inuyasha is back at camp and tell the guys what he did.
"Inuyasha, I love you in the most non-sexual way possible." Says Miruko.
"If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that." Sighs Ogre.
"Well it was pretty sweet, I'm going to go look at Kagura's hooters now later!" Says Inuyasha.
GAZONGA TRIBE"Kouga remind me what were looking for again?" Asks Kikyo.
"Candy bars Kikyo."
"Alright then…"
"Yeah bitch and I get dibs on the Snickers."
Onigumo kicks Kouga in the face.
"You damn idiot no wonder we've already lost two members." Yells Onigumo.
"Well I'm outta medicine so who's going to help him?" Asks Kagome.
Ogre runs up to Kouga. "Kouga! My love! I came as fast as I could! I'll save you!"
"Ogre, I thought I told you to stay the hell away from me!" Kouga says.
"Naw dude, you told me to come back in an hour for head."
Shoot Kagome's here. Thinks Kouga. "Ogre…I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Yells Kouga as loud as he can.
Damn, he's so sexy when he gets mad…Thinks Totsai.
"I get it Kouga…" Says Ogre. "I was just your booty call. But Ogre… Ogre just want to be loved…" Ogre walks away sad…
"Kouga you heartless bastard, all this time you were spanking my ass, you were only spanking my heart. Even in my… heart… I see… you're not being true… to me…"
Ogre thinks of Kouga kissing Kagome. "YOU BASTARD YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!"
"Shut up you don't have boobies" Kouga answers.
"Nothing's like it used to be… Sometimes…I wish… I could turn back time…
Ogre thinks of his heart playing Monopoly with Kouga.
"I don't want to play no more." Says the heart.
"Shut up you're just pissed cause I got boardwalk."
"Damn you." His heart breaks in two.
"OH Kouga! My ass is so much harder than Kagome's. You said you liked to romp in my anal forest you bastard!
Thinks of him and Kouga together. "More booty?" Asks Ogre.
"YES PLEASE!"
Ogre is crying he walked all the way back Pootietang camp.
"Hey sweetie you ok?" Asks Jaken.
"Yeah Ogre fine." Ogre sighs. "It's just Ogre's heart… It hurts… so much..."
"It'll be alright buddy lets so get something to eat." Says Inuyasha.
"Yes we must win the next Immunity challenge." Kanna says lifelessly.
Yummy. Thinks Jaken.
No hooters. Thinks Miruko, turns to Kagura. LOOK AT THOSE HOOTERS!
"Miruko is something wrong with me?" Asks Kagura.
"Kagura are you cold?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Yes why?"
Everyone giggles.
Ogre says quietly. "I see hot Monk ass."
"Alright tribe lets head to the next challenge!" Inuyasha says
At the Immunity challenge.
"Howdy folks." Says Jeff on a ship. "Its Jeff I-Don't-Like-Anal Probst here…with todays challenge. If any of our survivors are ever in trouble we need to be able to reach them even in the feudal era. So this challenge is very easy, to create the most noticeable distress signal. SURVIVOR'S READY!
"Ready Jeffy-baby." Ogre says.
"Ewww" Inuyasha cries.
"Ready!" Asks Kouga.
"GO!" Yells Jeff.
"Ok Ogre let one rip." Ogre is on the ground with a lit torch near his ass. He farts creating a huge line of fire but it only lasts a few seconds.
"Not very attention grabbing." Says Jeff.
"Ok Priestess ready?" Asks Kouga. "Show your stuff!"
Onigumo launches lots of body part pieces into the air and Kagome and Kikyo launch scared arrows making a huge fire work display.
"Well that was easily noticed." Jeff announces. "Gazonga's you have won your first immunity!"
They all cheer!
"Dammit!" Yells Inuyasha!
"It's all stupid Ogre's fault." Blames Naraku.
TRIBAL COUNCIL!"Welcome to your first tribal council Pootietang."
"Psst Inuyasha, dollar if you kick him in the balls." Whispers Miruko.
"Two and it's a deal." Whispers back Inuyasha.
AFTER THE VOTE.
"I'll tally the votes… WHAT THE FUCK!" Pulls out a vote that says: I wrote this in my own poop luv Ogre. "Uhhh One vote for Jaken. Two for Jaken, three for Jaken, four for Jaken, Jaken bring me your torch."
"No need Jeff, he was dissin' Ogre, let me take care of this." Inuyasha punches him and send him flying.
"Hey Inuyasha can you show me that cool trick again?" Asks Miruko.
"Sure thing." Inuyasha jumps off into the background.
Back at Sesshomaru hut his sword kept him alive. "OH HONEYLICIOUS, MY PENIS TORCHES BURN WITH MY PASSIONATE LOVE FOR YOU."
Inuyasha jumps on him stabbing him again through the gut.
Sesshomaru death count 2.
"What a damn cool way to end a fan fiction!"
Kazer Dragon: I thought this one was funnier but it's up to you! Tell me I know I'm dirty! I feel so unclean I'm going for a shower now… "skidmark in a whore's panties" Was made by my friend Jeremy and the saggy boobs song wasan ideaNicole.