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INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Episode 4 – The SpreadThe Survivor music starts.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
"I don't know why I got voted off." Jaken says. "I didn't say a damn word!"
"I know how you feel." Sesshomaru says. "I did absolutely nothing!"
"Oh shut the fuck up, I'm tired of you ass raping me all the time! Asshole!"
"…"
"…"
"Your cute when you get mad." Sesshomaru winks.
"I'm LEAVEING!"
"Oh cheer up, papa! There's always the regular TV show!" Says Rin coming out of nowhere.
"Yes…I can still get some…wait for me ogre."
Rin leaves and Miruko comes on the screen. "Ok… stop the music already." Music stops. "Thank you. It's time for the show, bitches"
Naraku – Pootietang Tribe
"Well, the day began as usual… Ogre and I went out looking for food. And he kept calling me "Naraky" and nibbling on my tentacles. But that's just Ogre. Anyway we got back, Totsai told us that Kagura and Kanna went off to do a "girl things". Whatever the hell that means."
Shows Kanna and Kagura giggling.
MUCH LATER…
"Hello, Survivors." Greets Jeff. "It's time for you first award challenge. Pootietang because you have one extra member, someone needs to sit out."
"I will" Totsai volunteers.
"Totsai will sit out. Here's what your playing for…One tube of Willie Spread! The tribe that kills their old tribe member first wins! Survivor's ready? GO!"
"Wait why us?" Asks Jaken.
"Yeah! You told me this was a all male orgy!" Complains Sesshomaru. " I see Girls! HIDE!" Sesshomaru runs away.
Everyone starts running around.
"Uh oh!" Jaken runs right into a circle of his old tribe members.
They circle beat him. BAM, BIFF, WHOMP, BRAWL, CRACK, BURL!
"Gazonga's win!" Jeff announces. "Here's your prize." They take it and go back to camp. "What the hell were we thinking giving away Willie Spread?"
"Wow that looked soo hot, well besides the incredible pain Jaken was in. Maybe I'll get one to beat my ass…" Sesshomaru runs away.
Kagura – Pootietang Tribe"It hurt to lose the first reward challenge. I mean, I don't care for the spread but it's a mental thing. I'm sure we'll win the immunity challenge. Though I hope the next reward challenge is some pads or something cause I forgot and it's getting close. You know I hate to be starting a challenge and then Miruko point out that I have a trail of blood down my legs, and then I'd have to kill him. Not that I mind it's just that I want to win this thing so I can pay off my dept to those man whores. They just keep asking… Wait what do you mean your cutting me off? You can't do that. Oh wait your one of the man whores are you not? I wondered why you taped it last time in the alley…"
LATER THAT NIGHTKagome and Sango take the spread giggling.
Inuyasha – Pootietang tribe
"You know it's pissing me off how lazy Totsai is. We all have to do work around camp. And ass-raping Ogre isn't work. I mean he sat out of the last challenge what the fuck was that? I would think his ass would hurt after what Ogre did to him, we all heard it. How could you not?"
Gazonga's Tribe.
"Where are Kagome and Sango? Have any of you guys seen them?" Asks Kouga.
"No." They all say.
"Where could they be? OH KAGOME!" Kouga starts to almost cry.
"HEEHEE!" They hear very loudly.
"UGGGGNHH! YES!"
"…" Everyone just stands there.
MEANWHILE BACK AT POOTIETANG…"Look Ogre we got mail." Says Inuyasha.
Ogre thinks of Miruko. "Hey Ogre want me to moon you"
"YES!" Ogre yells.
"Don't get too excited over there." Inuyasha picks up the letter. "Anyway here it is. IT says: Come 2 teh challenge and bring 2 peeps! Luv Jeff. Come on Ogre I'm lazy let's just go ourselves."
"Yes… We'll do it together…"
BACK AT GAZONGAKagome and Sango are giggling non-stop.
"Who should we send?" Asks Kouga.
"I'm going!" Yells Kagome.
"Me Too!" Sango says.
"…" They both run off.
At the challenge!"Hello Survivors. The next challenge is simple. Each team will look for four pieces of a puzzle that is of the scared jewel first one to complete the puzzle wins. SURVIVOR'S READY! GO!"
Kagome and Sango complete the puzzle before Inuyasha and Ogre find their first piece.
"Gazonga's win! How did you guys do that so fast?" Asks Jeff.
"Power of the spread Jeff." Sango says.
"Hehe tru dat." Kagome adds.
Kagura – Pootietang tribe"Two straight Immunity losses. Kanna and I have decided to vote for Inuyasha. For a leader he sucks ass. He didn't even talk to us about the challenge, WHICH HE LOST! I'm so angry I wish I had some way to relive myself." Winks at the cameraman. "What do you mean no? You couldn't stop saying yes last night! Hey come on! I"LL CUT YOU!…"
So they head for tribal council.
"Heehee hot monk ass." Ogre drools.
"Welcome back again. So Inuyasha, Pootietang looked so strong what happened?" Asks Jeff.
"Well Jeff, it boils down to those people who are not pulling their weight in work around camp."
"Ok, So Ogre how did that last challenge make you feel?"
Thinks of Miruko. "How did it make you FEEL, Ogre? Would it help to FEEL me?"
"YES IT WOULD MIRUKO!" Ogre yells out.
"Stay. Away. From. ME!" Miruko says.
"Time to vote Miruko your first."
Miruko walks over to the voting area.
"Ogre…you freak me out"
AFTER EVERYONE VOTES.
"Ok time to read the votes. First vote is for Inuyasha, so is the second. Third vote is for Ogre, Fourth is for Totsai, Fifth is for Ogre, so that's two votes Inuyasha two votes Ogre one vote Totsai, Sixth is for… Totsai the last vote decides who gets kicked out. The fourth person voted out is…Totsai. Bring me your torch. The tribe has spoken. Twelve people remain who will be votes off next? You can go back to camp now."
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
"AHHHH! They're trying to kill me." Sesshomaru Runs over the logo.
Miruko trips him into the torch I.
"AHHHHHHH! ITS FAKE HOW COME IT BURNS SO!"
"HAHAHAHA! I BREAK ALL DA RULES!"
Sesshomaru Death Count 3.
Kazer Dragon: Well that's another one for this week who gets kicked off next? Tune in next week! Read my other Fan fictions for more glorious humour! Remember 'Spread' the word!