Kazer Dragon: I know I was lazy this week with my fan fictions. So as a bonus I'm writing two that's right TWO Inuyasha Meets Survivors this weekend. (This is the part where you cheer). So get a snack and be ready to laugh…I hope, Please laugh or I'll…

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

Episode 5

Miruko walks on the screen and looks around. "Say where is the survivor logo?"

"We're about to drop it so look out."

"Could you hold on to it a minute?" Asks Miruko.

"Why?"

Miruko dials on his cell phone. "Yeah Sesshomaru Justin is right here come on over." Miruko walks off.

Sesshomaru runs on the screen. "OH JUSTIN WHERE ARE YOU! Why can't we be together!"

"WATCH OUT!"

Sesshomaru looks around. "Huh who said that?" The Logo falls on him. "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Oh yah!" Yells Miruko and pushes the sign to one side.

"I'm still…alive please help…" Sesshomaru cries.

Inuyasha jumps in and stabs him. "I love stabbing someone when they are down!"

Sesshomaru Death count 4

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

"Lets recap on the survivor teams…" Says Jeff Probst. " Pootietang consists of Inuyasha, Miruko, Naraku, Ogre, Kanna and Kagura. Gazonga has Sango, Shippo, Kikyo, Kagome, Kouga and Onigumo. Now then on with the shows dawgs!"

Pootietang Tribe.

Inuyasha is pacing about. "WHO THE HELL TRIED TO VOTE ME OUT! WHO EVER IT WAS… I"LL KILL THEM!"

"Hey Inuyasha…" Ogre says.

"YOU TIRED TO VOTE ME OUT IT WAS YOU!" Points at Ogre.

"What?" Ogre asks.

"AAAAHHHH!" Inuyasha jumps on Ogre and they are both on the ground.

Miruko walks in on it. "Don't know, Don't wanna know"

Gazonga Tribe.

"Say anyone seen Kouga?" Asks Shippo.

"Naw, He's most likely off screwing Ogre." Says Kikyo.

Kouga walks in. "Hey Guys."

Kikyo looks at him. "Why are you wearing women's clothes that look like Kagome's school outfit?"

"Did you shave you legs?" Asks Shippo.

"I'm using this to hide from Ogre cause we all know he's gay." Kouga laughs. "He'll never notice me. I'm a genius."

"But we can still see your face…" Says Shippo.

"And we noticed you as soon as you walked by." Kikyo points out.

"DAMN IT ALL!"

"Hey I hear something…" Shippo says.

"I think that's his brain imploding…" Kikyo says.

"OH COME ON FASTER FASTER!" You hear Kagome yell.

"I know you can do it! HEY NO BLOWING!" Sango yells.

"YOU DID IT!"

"I'm going to go see…" Kouga goes off and walks over to them…

"HA I KNEW…it?" Kouga looks at Kagome and Sango looking over a puddle of paint.

"GO GO GO Come on red!" Kagome cheers.

"You can do it blue!" Sango says.

"What are you two doing?" Asks Kouga.

"We were bored so were racing to see which paint dries first!" Kagome says.

"Its super fun!" Sango cheerfully says.

"Stupid wanna-be lesbos…" Kouga whispers and walks off.

REWARD CHALLENGE!

"Welcome survivors. Today you'll be playing for…" Jeff calls his helps over. "A DEMON ANT! AND A HALF NAKED SNAKE FEMALE DEMON THING!"

"Hell yays!" Yells Miruko.

"To win each tribe members must beat the hell out of one another to win. This could get ugly so everyone should leave."

Inuyasha and Kouga stand off.

"SURVIVORS READY! GO!

Inuyasha hits Kouga with his sword. Kouga jumps into the air.

"Aww hell." Inuyasha says.

Kouga Jumps down and punches Inuyasha in the face. Inuyasha pushes him away and launches a Wind scar that hits Kouga. They both are trying to get up.

"What the hell happened?" Asks Jeff.

"Well he hit me did barely any damage. And, he basically killed himself. What a dumbass." Inuyasha gets up.

"Well it looks like Pootietang won this one!" Jeff announces.

Inuyasha picks up the demon ant; Miruko takes the giant female snake thing.

Kouga: Ganzonga tribe.

"Damn Wind scar, I left myself wide open for that one, I hope we win the next challenge or I'm going to have to see Ogre again…DAMMIT ALL"

Immunity challenge!

"Ok here we are once again." Jeff pulls out a letter. "Today's challenge is inspired by a letter from a die-heart fan. Lets have a look: How big are Kagome's luv bye. Damn you Leanne. Well the immunity challenge is…guess how big Kagome's breasts are…"

"Miruko you are a god." Says Inuyasha.

"Anyway… SURVIVORS READY! GO!"

"35dd" Says Kagura.

"What the fuck… how did you know?" Asks Jeff.

"What the hell…" Kouga whines.

"Anyway Ganzonga's trible council, be there or be killed."

Tribal council.

"Ok no one gets killed, damnit." Says Jeff holding up a rusty knife. "Kouga how does it feel to lose again?"

Kouga cries… "Kagome…"

"Anyway how did Kagura know Kagome?"

"Well Jeff it all boils down to a dog demon who can't get outta his boat."

"Kikyo, how come you didn't know? You two are the same person and all." Jeff asks

"Well in the feudal era we don't have a bra yet."

"Alright time to vote!"

After all the votes have been cast.

"One for Kikyo, two for Kikyo, three for Kikyo, one for Kouga, four for Kikyo. Kikyo your out bring me your torch." Jeff puts the thing over it. Pulls it off. "What the it won't go out!"

"That's because it burns with love for Kagome."

"THAT BITCH!" Kouga grabs a sword and throws it at her pinning to the wall through her throat.

"Blah, blah, blah, Kikyo kicked out, a hell of a lot of people still live on." Jeff says. "Get the fuck outta here."

"Ogre likes bodies!" Ogre sits on Kikyo's dead body.

Kazee Dragon: Hope you liked it. Now I'm going to go clean the house and stomp on flowers!