Kazer Dragon: Yah I know, I was gone all Sunday so I couldn't get it done. So if you forgive I'll give you multiple Sesshomaru deaths.
Sesshomaru Death count is 4INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Episode 6 – The Yellow DeathPootietang Tribe
"Come on don't wuss out Miruko." Inuyasha says.
Miruko is on his cell phone.
"Yeah it's not my fault you lost the bet." Naraku says.
Earlier that day…The Dial-A-Ho Super bet!
Name -----Telephone #'s -----Points -----Postion -----Rank
Inuyasha ------9 ------------------1900 ------1st---------Grand Bishmaster
Naraku --------9------------------1900 -------1st --------Grand Bishmaster
Miruko-------- 0------------------- 0 ----------3rd --------Little Flamer
Oh please come on sugarmamma. Miruko thinks talking to a whore. Miruko looks at her trying to think of something smooth. "WOW LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS!" You hear the wind. "…..Awe damn!"
The hooker kicks him in the balls and walks away.
"Kids these days…"Says the hooker.
Miruko ------0 ---------------- (-1) ----------3rd ------Grand Masturbator
"Heehee you beat it" Ogre says.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
As we return, Miruko has to fess up for losing the Dial-A-Hoe Super bet…
"Fair is fair Miruko. We got the booty and you didn't… now call!" Inuyasha points at his cell phone.
Heehee booty call… Thinks Naraku.
"Shut up you assgoblin its ringing…" Miruko waits.
A vampire demon hears his phone ringing in a graveyard.
"Awe hell, de phone again… Justin bring me my phone now." Justine Timberlake brings over his phone and leaves. "Bye bye bye baby hee hee…"
"DAMN YOU ZEMUS THE VAMPIRE DEMON!" Sesshomaru yells from his room.
"Hello…dark evil Zeromus may I help you?"
I can't believe I'm doing this… Miruko thinks. "Z-baby I just wanna slobber all over your Naughty banana…"
"Say I do find myself to be a nice piece of beef…" Zemus winks. "Say do you like the Hanson brothers?"
Miruko covers the talking piece and says to the guys. "Sounds like Regis Philbin in a fat purple suit…"
"That's damn nasty…" Inuyasha pretends to puke.
"One time…" Zemus continues. "I was at this concert and I saw Zack Hanson. And I waved at him, and he waved back. A match made in heaven? I think so…" (Insert perverted noises here)
"…" Everyone thinks.
Miruko throws the phone.
The phone flies all the way and hits Sesshomaru right in the back of the head.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sesshomaru screams.
Sesshomaru's death count 5.
Meanwhile, as Miruko's side of the bet is done, a chance meeting between two opposite tribe members occurs…
"Kagome I need to talk to you about something…" Says Kagura.
"Sure Kagura what is it?" Asks Kagome
"Well the tribes are about to merge and I just want to make sure we're on the right page."
"We are, but I don't think I'm going to vote for Inuyasha. He can prove useful in the challenges to come… plus free booty for me."
"…Alright just don't vote for Miruko."
"But don't you hate the horny bastard?" Asks Kagome.
"Look I love our little bouncity-bounce-bounce but you have Inuyasha on the side and I want Miruko's buttergun. He's just too sexy…" Kagura winks.
"OH HELL YES!" Miruko yells.
"Yeah he's just so…dreamy…" Kagura starts to laugh. "HA, YEAH RIGHT! I betcha Miruko never scores with anyone but Sango and then its only pity…"
"DAMN IT ALL, YOU BEASTIALITY CRAVING WENCH-WHORE!" He screams.
As Miruko soothes his fury via right hand, another heated encounter takes place…Kouga is walking through some tunnels. "Rubicant!" He yells.
"Kouga you have been chosen...to die." Rubicant says evilly. He wears a robe.
"Man, cover up…I can see your balls from here…"
"Oh sorry." Throws the robe all the way over. "Say, does my butt look big?"
"OH HELL NO! I don't see any candy bars here I'm so gone."
"No really I want to know." Kouga walks away. "Kouga you will pay…"
Back at Pootietang Inuyasha stirs up more trouble…Inuyasha is walking toward Sesshomaru's tent. "Almost there…."
Inuyasha turns off the lights.
"What the…" The lights turn on Sesshomaru looks behind him.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
"PIKA!" Hundreds of Pikachu's go running at him with chainsaws.
Inuyasha turns off the lights. (Insert killing noises here.)
The lights go back on and blood is everywhere plus body parts.
Sesshomaru Death count 6.
After the sixth death of Sesshomaru, members of the Gazonga tribe a little bold, and try to steal Pootietang food supply…
Kouga runs all over it. "Candy bars? Candy bars? Where are you….Damn nothing."
Miruko holds a switch. "Ha ha Bitch." Pushes a button.
Woooo Wooo! And train runs over Kouga. "AAAAHHH CANDY BARS!"
Kouga being the damn idiot that he is, falls for Miruko's trap. We now head for the immunity challenge."Hi folks. Jeff Probst here with your sixth immunity challenge. We all know it takes courage, strength and guts to become the final survivor. But it also takes patience. Behind me are two posts where they must stand with there hands on this torch that is melting for as long as possible. The two survivors where randomly chosen. Onigumo and Miruko Survivors ready… GO!"
They both hole on to it.
"I'm not losing bitch." Miruko taunts.
"We'll see about that you little bastard."
One hour later.
"GOD DAMN IT IS HOT AND MY BALLS ARE SWEATY AND THERE IS WHITE STUFF ALL OVER THIS TORCH!" Miruko yells.
"Probably should have wiped that off hehe." Randomly says Ogre.
"I DIDN"T ASK FOR NAUGHTY HAND CREAM JUST A POLE AND YOU PUT UP SESSHOMARU'S ASS RAPING ANAL TORCH YOU BASTARDS!"
"Will you shut up? I'm trying to concentrate." Says Onigumo.
"Say if your mother and father got a divorce, would they still be brother and sister?" Miruko says.
Four Hours.
"Must suck to be up there." Ogre says.
"Ogre. Burn. In. Hell." Miruko angrily says.
"Ok baby I'll save you a seat heehee."
Six Hours.
A porno flies by and lands right beside Miruko.
"OH. MY. GOD It's the hardcore Demon on Demon Ultra Lesbians Licky- Lick Issue! Sweet ass!" Miruko jumps down.
"Gazonga's win! You let go Miruko."
"Oh no sir…my hands are doing a damn good job on the pole… mmmm…ohhh. Oh wait the torch damn hey wait there's a line connected to my porno…"
"Revenge bastard!" Kouga pushes and button and a train sends Miruko flying.
"Dammit I hope insurance covers that…" Jeff says. "THIS SHOW IS CALLED SURVIVOR NOT GET YOUR ASS RUN OVER BY A TRAIN! Ok Onigumo you can head back to camp."
Onigumo picks up the porno and leaves.
TRIBAL COUNCIL"Alright look bitches..." Jeff says to Pootietang. "ALL OF YOU BASTARDS JUST WANT TO DIE DIE DIE! SO THERE'S GOING TO BE NO VOTE TONIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW WHY! CAUSE ITS TIME FOR JEFF TO KICK SOME HALF PORNO ANIME ASS!" Jeff pulls out a gun and shoots Kanna in the head. Everyone runs away.
Kazer Dragon: Yeah its different I'm on sugar LAUGH AND REVIEW YAH PERSON OR I"LL BEAT YOU IN A NON SEXUAL WAY!