...Opps...sorry I really didn't mean to update this late, but as u know my computer went wacky and I had to retype. BUT the main this that has kept me from updating is that we painted my sisters room (which took about five coats of paint to do) , put wallpaper up and it took her a while to get all of her stuff back into her room and I still had to move a bunch of.. looks at things on floor ..stuff so again sorry 'bout the late update I will try to get the rest done sooner

(A.N.: a random warning; never touch a hot light bulb it hurts (believe me I've had first hand experience)

Disclaimer: sigh I wish I owned YYH but I do not, and no I don't own Burger King either.

Oh and one more thing: thanks' to Amanda A.K.A dying platypus for reviewing and reminding me that I hadn't updated in about a month is I would have realized that I would had tried to shove all of my sisters stuff out of the way.

And thanks' to all else who reviewed

Chapter 9: Mood Swings at Burger King

"Burger King," said Yusuke, "We're the undefeatable spirit detective squad who has never lost a fight...and we go to Burger King for lunch."

"Better than nothing," Keiko set the tray of food down of the table. They were in the human world and at, as Yusuke had pointed out, Burger king. Auree no longer had ears or a tail and seemed to had gotten over the whole Shon incident. Kuwabara and Hiei were both claiming not to be hungry so they just each had something to drink as they watched the others eat in silence. Auree seemed uninterested in her food and was moving her straw up and down in her cup.

"Are you not hungry?" Kurama asked her as he sipped his cappuccino.

"Not really," she continued to move her straw up and down, "What are you drinking? It smells good."

"It's an espresso. You...uh...want a sip?"

"Sure," Auree took a gulp of the coffee and gave it back to Kurama. He watcher her for a second then returned to his drink. Auree stared off into space for about a minute then stared over Kurama's shoulder. There was complete quiet for the next minutes. Then a goofy smile spread across Auree's face.

"Kurama," she said in a giddy voice.

"Yes,"

"Is espresso a type of coffee?"

"Yes, it is."

"That's not good."

Kurama put down his cup and looked at her cautiously.

"Why is that not good,"

"I'm prone to serious mood swings when I drink coffee."

"Mood swings?" said Yusuke slowly.

Kurama gulped.

"And that hut over there is STARING AT ME!?" In the middle of her sentence her expression changed form giddy to fuming mad. They all stared at her.

"STOP STARING AT ME!!" Auree yelled at some random person across the room.

"I'm not staring at you," he said calmly.

"SHUT UP! AND STOP STARING AT ME!" Auree got up on top of the table.

"But I-"

"DEATH TO YOU!" she picked up her hamburger and flung it at the unfortunate person. He ducked.

"Hey! What's the big i...mmph!" Before hi could finish, a box of fries hit him in the mouth.

"DEATH BY FAST FOOD!!!" she picked up another hamburger and was about to throw it when the manager of the restaurant came in.

"Excuse me miss, but you'll have to get off the table and stop throwing food or leave," he said. Auree took one look at him and threw the hamburger at the unfortunate person.

"Auree!" Kuwabara had gotten up," Get off the table!"

"Why?"

"Because you're acting like an idiot!"

Auree jumped off the table and was about to hit Kuwabara when her expression changed again. Her eyes filled up with tears.

"You called me an idiot." She sank down to the floor. "Why do you always pick on me?!" she sobbed into her hands. Kuwabara blinked.

"Man! When she said mood swings, she meant it!" said Yusuke standing by Kuwabara.

"You're all so mean!" Auree weeped.

"Um...Kuwabara. I think you owe Auree an apology," said Kurama uncertainly.

"I...um...I'm sorry," Kuwabara put a hand gingerly on her shoulder.

"NO TOUCHY!" Auree jumped to her feet and slapped Kuwabara's hand.

"OW!" Kuwabara jumped back, "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!"

"How do you know!?" Auree yelled at him, "Have you been watching me!?"

"NO!"

"You've bugger me! There's a camera somewhere isn't there?!" Auree started searching her clothes.

"Auree?" said Yusuke, "What are you doing?"

"THE FBI IS AFTER ME!!" She ducked under the table. Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged a look. Auree peeked around a chair's leg.

"Now where are they?" she narrowed her eyes.

The manager cleared his throat, "Miss if I may ask a question?"

"YOU!!" Auree pointed accusingly at him, "YOU TOLD THEM WHERE I WAS! TRAITOR!!"

She was on him in a second. She had her spear in one hand.

"DEATH TO YOU!!"

"No Auree," Kurama grabbed her spear, "No killing people with sharp object."

"Hey!" Auree pouted, "Oh well," She walked over to Yusuke, who was drinking a milkshake.

"Hey Yusuke."

"Yeah?"

"Can I have your milkshake?"

"No."

"Thank you!" She grabbed the cup, leaving Yusuke with a straw in his mouth.

"Hey!"

"HAVE A MILKSHAKE!" She shoved the cup in the mangers face. He passed out from fear and brain freeze. Kuwabara nudged him with his foot.

"He's out cold."

"You're in trouble now Auree!" Yusuke yelled.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!" Auree bolted.

"GET HER!" Yusuke and Kuwabara took off after her.

"I got her!" Yusuke dived for her. WACK!! He fell flat on his face.

"Man! She's fast!"

"Nya-Nya!" Auree stuck out her tongue; "You missed me!":

"I'll get her, Urameshi!" Kuwabara ran after her. By now, everyone in the restaurant was watching them chase the crazed girl. Finally, Kuwabara cornered her.

:"I got you now Auree!"

"NEVER!!" she dove into the closed to her right.

"Huh?" Kuwabara looked around into the closet.

Yusuke was just picking himself up off the floor when he heard a loud CRACK!! Kuwabara stumbled back out of a corner with a mop broken in two over his head.

"Urameshi" he groaned holding his head, "This isn't good."

"What?"

"She found the janitor's closet."

"AIEEE!!" Auree jumper put of the closet holding a broom in each hand. She started twirling them like deadly batons.

"WHO'S GOT THE UPPER HAND NOW, FILTHY TRAITOR'S!!"

"AAAAUGH!!" Yusuke bolted.

"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!" she took off after him. A group of teenage boys watched her run past after poor Yusuke.

"You know," said one of them to his friend, "if that chick didn't get ticked so easily, she'd be kind of cute."

"KIND OF CUTE!!!" Auree turned and glared at them, "KIND OF CUTE!!!"

Suddenly, her expression changed again and she got that giddy smile on her face and cocked her head in a cute way.

"I'm absolutely adorable," she gave them an angelic smile.

"Ha!" Kuwabara reached in and took her brooms away, "I got your weapons!"

"Weapons?" she said innocently, "What weapons?"

"Don't play dumb, Auree."

"AAUGH!" Yusuke ran past, "She's after me!"

"Are we playing tag?" said Auree excitedly, "Oh! Okay! You're it!"

She poked Kuwabara in the nose and ran off giggling.

"Get back here!" he dropped the brooms and ran after her. She ran out of the doors and out into the parking lot. Kuwabara followed. She ran across the blacktop and scrambled up a tree planted next to the road.

"Ha-Ha" she said mockingly, "Can't get me up here!"

"Auree! This isn't a game! Get down here!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Yeah right! You're tricks won't work on me!" Auree stuck out her tongue again.

"Having troubles catching Auree, Kuwabara?" said Kurama who had just waked out of the restaurant with Hiei. Keiko was still inside trying to calm Yusuke down.

"You can't get me! You can't get me!" said Auree in an annoying singsong voice.

"Let me give you a hand," Kurama looked up into the branches of the tree for a minute. Suddenly, a branch shipped out and wrapped itself around Auree's legs.

"Hey!" she whined, "That's not fair!"

Another branch wrapped around her torso, pinning her arms to her sides. She lost her balance and fell off of the tree branch. She was now hanging upside down by her ankles looking Kurama in the face.

"You're upside down," she pointed out.

"No, you're upside down." Said Kurama.

"I am?" she looked up at the sky, "Oh yeah! If I weren't upside down I'd be standing on the ground, not the sky! The sky is such a pretty blue. It reminds me of Botan's hair.

Kurama blinked.

"There's a cloud in the sky." Auree's expression changed again "STUPID CLOUD!! YOU'RE RUINING MY PERFECT SKY!!"

She began swinging back a forth in an attempt to get the sky-ruining cloud, but Kurama's branched held her tightly in place. She stopped suddenly and got a glazed look in her eyes.

"Kurama," she said dreamily, "Thanks for the coffee."

"You're welcome. I guess." Said Kurama, but Auree had fallen asleep right after saying thank-you.

"Coffee crash," said Kuwabara.

"No more cappuccinos for you." Said Yusuke who had walked out of the restaurant with Keiko a few seconds ago. He was still a little jumpy. Auree was still hanging by her ankles breathing deeply in her sleep. Kurama pulled the girl down from the tree and laid her on the grass

"Auree?" he shook her gently, "Auree? Wake up." She turned over on her side.

"I don't wanna." She mumbled.

"Come on Auree," Kuwabara nudged her with his foot, "Get up!"

"Do you have a death wish?" she said sleepily, "'Cause I can grant it for you!"

"She's back to normal," said Kuwabara. Auree sat up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"Stupid coffee," she muttered, "Always makes me tired."

"Tired?" Kuwabara laughed, "you weren't tired a few minutes ago."

"I wasn't talking to you numbskull!" Auree got up and stretched.

"Well, I guess that's it for lunch," said Yusuke, watching Auree out of the corner of his eye.

Keiko snorted, "we'll be lucky if we're allowed in any Burger King again."

"So what are we going to do now?"

"Do you have to do something all the time, Yusuke?" said Auree, "Haven't you ever heard of doing nothing? It's actually quite relaxing."

"Don't you tell me what's relaxing, Broom Ninja." Yusuke scooted away from her.

"We could go swimming," suggested Kuwabara, "It would feel good after chasing Auree around for half and hour."

"Sounds good to me."

"Whatever."

And so it was decided.

DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN dramatic music what will happen next??? What will Auree do this time, or will it be Kuwabara that does something strange? Hmmm the only way to find out is to review and read the next chapter