A/N: Thanks for the reviews people! A lot of you want to know whose Ed boyfriend is, well I'm going to tell you right now! It's….Gluttony!MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Ed: That's just not right!(Runs off crying)

Me: Wait I was just kidding! Oh well, you guys just have to find out.

Envy: Yeah whatever, did you tell them that I nearly go blind in the first part of the story!

Me: Hahahahaha! That was super funny!

Envy: (Gives death glair)

Me: Clears throat so yeah I'm going to add more FMA characters along with other anime characters in the next chapters. I can't wait till I add Hughes! Oh! Oh! I almost forgot, there are Eminem lyrics somewhere in here (I've changed them a little) and if you tell me which song there from I'll give you a cookie-

Roy: I want a cookie.

Me: you don't get one!

Roy: Bitch.

Me: Whatever manwhore.

Roy: O.o

Chapter 2: Don't cry

"Envy wake up class is over." Edward poked a finger in the sleeping sins shoulder but nothing happened, he liked the way Envy looked when he slept, he looked so much more peaceful when he was sleeping then he did when he was awake. But that wasn't the main issue at hand was waking up Envy. So he tried again this time much louder and much harder.

"WAKE UP YOU LAZY PALM TREE!" Envy's head instantly jerked up with a rather pissed look on his face.

"Who the hell are you calling a palm tree!" Yes the sins hair was lengthy and dark but just because it had a greenish tint to it was no reason to call him a palm tree. Giving the blond a dark look he snorted and averted his vision to the nearby window.

"Why the fuck did you wake me up O'chibi-chan?" He cringed at the little nickname that Envy had given him. Okay he so he was shor- I mean vertically challenged but god damn it this was a bit much! So he decided to fight fire with fire, or in this case nickname with nickname.

"Class ended five minutes ago."

"So?"

"So its time to go home." Edward took the sin by the wrist and started to pull.

'The hell?' Envy's face flushed with multiple emotions, confusion, integer, anger, and discomfort were all present at the same time, focused in to one intense stare that only Envy himself could pull off. Edward wasn't stupid though, he could easily see the expression on Envy's face but he chose not to notice. Instead he shot back with his own stare which was nothing more then a simple pout; it must have worked because the sin was turning bright red.

"Come on, let's go."

"Um, uh…." Envy took a deep breath, there was no reason he should be embarrassed that some one was actually being considerate of him. Edward was nice but it was a little creepy when he would look at him like that.

"Fine, just let go of me so I can get my stuff." Slowly he released his grip from around the sins wrist.

"Okay, I'll be waiting out side for you." Ed gave him one last smile before he bolted out of the door.

'This kid is completely wacked.'

On the way out of the door Ed accidentally collided with a very unhappy Roy Mustang.

"Hay watch were your- oh hi Roy."

"Don't 'oh hi Roy' me, were you?"

"What?" Roy cocked a brow and crossed his arms.

"Lunch. You didn't sit with me today so I had to endure Maes and his pictures by myself." Ah yes Maes Hughes, he was a nice guy to be around but ever since his baby sister Elysia was born he's been, how I should put this…..obsessing over her. All he would do is take pictures of her and show them off to EVERYONE. This didn't just happen every once in a while, oh no this happens EVERY SINGLE DAY. He would have albums of these things! But other then that he was a great friend to hang out with and someone to look up to.

"Ohhh, sorry about that I was chatting with Envy."

"Why are talking to the new kid?"

"Because he-"

"Can we go now?" Envy finally emerged from the classroom backpack in hand. Roy gave him a very stern look before he did the same thing to Edward.

"And were are you two going?"

"Home."

"Weren't you suppose to walk home with me?" he gave the sin another dirty look, Envy just shrugged it off. He was use to people looking at him with hateful eyes, but this look was new. It said 'come any closer and I'll bit you head off' or something like that. Was this the boyfriend that Ed had mentioned? If he was did he think that Envy was going to take Ed away from him? That would be just absurd and a insult to the sin! Edward was loud, short, annoying, and did he mention short?

"Look I really don't care about your little plans are but I'm going home."

"Fine then, Ed your coming with me." Roy grabbed the blonds arm forcefully and started off. Envy could see Ed's face cringe when he took his him, it made him upset, he wasn't sure why but it just did. Roy waved back at Envy with a huge smile.

"See ya later lose-"

SLAM!

Roy crashed in something tall and muscular. Looking up to see what or who it was he inhaled sharply when his eyes met those of Alex Louis Armstrong, a.k.a the gym teacher.

"Hello Mr. Armstrong." Ed gave him a greeting smile

"Good evening young Elric, Mustang. Going home?"

"Yeah."

"Are you taking a bus?" Roy motioned for Ed not to answer the question but it was too late.

"No were walking."

Damn it Ed.

"But of course!" Armstrong instantly ripped off his shirt and started flexing his freakishly huge muscles "I would expect nothing less from one of my promising students! That was one the Armstrong's family secrets! We would have to run ten miles in three minutes!" Oh but by far the worst part were the pink sparkles, oh dear god the sparkles!

'What. The. Fuck. I take what I said, this guy is wacked'

Roy was the first on to recover from the sheer horror of Armstrong; he shook his head and grabbed Ed again.

"We'll just be going now, see you tomorrow Mr. Armstrong." He got about two feet before Armstrong realized why he had come to the class room.

"Oh yes Mustang I wish to speak with you about a curtain predicament that occurred in the boy's Locker room."

"But I didn't do anything."

"I never said you did." Armstrong preyed Roy off of Edwards arm and literally started to drag him away. Envy just stared trying to grasp what exactly had happened; he was so fixed on the figure dragging away Roy that he didn't realize that Ed had walked over and was now standing next to him.

"Hay." The sin jumped when he felt the blond take his hand again. Why the hell must he do that! Well it did fell nice, but still!

"D-does he do that often?"

"Yup." A chill went throw Envy's entire body, the last thing he needed was to die of shock from seeing his gym teacher strip. Ha he could see the funeral now, Wrath would be standing near his grave crying his eyes out (Wrath would be the only one there because that woman was far too busy to attend her own sons funeral) with the priest saying all kinds of crap that isn't true like 'here lies a young lad that enjoyed life to its fullest' or 'It was a pity he had to die so young because he left so many people that loved him'. Yeah right! The only reason that he hasn't committed suicide yet is because he didn't want to leave Wrath alone with that woman; to experience the same hell that he went threw as a child. He was jerked from his thoughts when he felt Edward tugging at his arm.

"Ready?" he nodded.

"Alright then, let's go."

"This is were you live!"

"Yeah, why?" Edward gocked at the huge manor that stood before him. There was a large white gate that surrounded the entire primer; also there was a stone paved road that led to the manor. In front of it was a large fountain shaped like a dolphin. Okay, okay, there was no fountain, I was just kidding about the whole thing. There was no stone paved road, or a large gate. It was just your average three story house, nothing fancy.

"It just doesn't scream you."

"That's not my fault; I wanted to move to Hawaii."

"At least you'd be one with the other palm trees." The blond muttered under his breath, he had about a thousand insults that he just couldn't wait to use on the sin. Envy gave him an extremely dark look.

"What was that?" he hissed as he turned around to face Edward.

"Nothing, nothing."

"Whatever, you can leave now." He started to walk away but stopped and looked behind him.

"Aren't you going to invite me in?"

"Invite?"

"You know, let me come inside."

"Why would I do that?" he continued forward and made it to the door before he stopped once again.

'Don't turn around' but he did anyway.

'You stupid asshole.' The sin saw Edward still standing there giving him that look. That pitiful little look that he just couldn't say no, but why? He had said that word millions of times, but he just couldn't say it to Ed, and it was pissing him off! Growling he completely turned around and crossed his arms.

"Would….you like….to…..come in? But uh, only for a minute" The blond gave him another one of his smiles as he trotted over to Envy.

"See, that wasn't so hard now was it?"

"Shut up chibi."

Upstairs in his room Wrath was researching a paper that was due in a couple of days, while searching the internet he got a little…sidetracked by a little dirty website. Browsing threw it he found lots of interesting thing and some, but there was on photo that snagged his interest. The caption read "Sexy girl having a 69 with boyfriend".

"What the hell is that? I guess I'll just ask-"the younger sin heard the front door click, he jumped up form the computer and jetted off towards the stairs.

"Envy!" he rushed downstairs to greet his brother down, but what he didn't know is that his brother wasn't alone.

"Env-"Wrath quickly cut himself off once he got a gleams of the strange blond standing behind his brother.

"Um…."

"Hi I'm Edward Elric; you must be Wrath, nice to meet you." He just stared for a while then turned to Envy.

"Envy who is this?"

"Just some guy that's been following me all day."

"Hay! I have not!"

"Silence stalker!"

"Stalker? Hay! What the hell are you doing?" Wrath pounced on top of Ed and tried to pin him to the floor before he could push him. Envy just sat back and watched, this was fairly amusing, and it just got better when the younger sin started to gnaw on Edward's arm. He let out a loud yell and started to beg for Envy's help, but of course the older sin was enjoying that as well. Hearing the blond beg was like music to his ears, so he decided to toy with him a little, okay well maybe a lot.

"Does the little chibi need help?"

"FUCK! GET HIM OFF!GET HIM OFF GOD DAMN IT!"

"I'll get him off only if you be my slave for a week."

"WHAT! THERES NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING TO- AARRGGHH! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" a devilish smirk played across Envy's face, if there was on thing he love (believe me there are not that many things in the world that he did) it was having his own personal slave. Wrath made a terrible slave, he whined way too much which made his sentence of one week to about two days. But now he had a new slave now and if he him any lip well he would just punch in it.

"Then is a deal, Wrath get off the stalker."

"I'M NOT A STALKER!" the younger sin released Edward from his jaws of death, he than jumped up and ran behind his brother.

"If you not a stalker then who are you and why are following Envy?" The blond sat up clinching his left arm.

"I already told you my name is Edward Elric! And I'm your brother's friend!" Envy's head snapped, friend? As in someone pleasant to be around, someone you can express your feelings to? Bullshit, Envy didn't have friends, never have, never will. Wrath suddenly busted in to laughter.

"You must be joking, Envy doesn't have friends! AHAHAHAHAH!"

"Well I am! Tell him Envy!" He just stood there in silence not really sure what to say. It was true that Envy never had friends even when he was younger. But now he was faced with a situation that he had never come across in his entire life. What should he say?

"Um…yeah, what he said." The sin hated the way he sounded, this wasn't Envy! Once again he could have easily said no but he didn't, damn it this was really pissing him off! Wrath just gave both of them a shocked look.

"Seriously?"

"Yeah." He shook his head and shrugged it off.

"Okay then….nice to meet you"

It was getting late and Ed decided to leave, even though Envy had said one minute Edward had stayed for three hours. He mostly talked to Wrath; he could only get the older sin to speak when there was something interesting to talk about, but other then that he was silent for most of the three hours. After the blond left Envy ushered Wrath upstairs and into his room, he tucked the younger sin into bed then started to leave.

"Envy…" the sin heard a little squeak and turned around

"What is it Wrath?"

"When is mommy coming home?"

"I don't know, probable next month."

"Oh….okay." Envy started again but the younger sin stopped him.

"Envy…"

"Yes Wrath?" by this time Envy was getting very feed up, he was tired but stayed to hear what Wrath had to say.

"Why is mommy gone all the time? She doesn't call a lot and sometimes I really want to talk to her. D-did I do something bad?" Wraths eyes started to wail up in tears. The one thing that Envy hated in this entire retched world was to see Wrath like this, getting so worked up over nothing, well Envy thought it as nothing.

"That's it isn't it, I did something bad and she not coming back until I'm good."

"Wrath that's not-"

"So I have to be really good from now on, then I can see her every single day." He was now full out bawling now, Envy could do nothing but walk, put is arms around his younger brother and hold him tightly

"Look, I know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right now but hey, what I always told you? Straighten up little soldier, stiffen up that upper lip. What'chu crying about? You got me…"

A/N: That all folks! Review please!

Ed: I'm so OOC

Envy: You! What about me! I haven't killed anything yet!

Armstrong: Do not fret! For I Alex Louis Armstrong am here!(tears shirt off and starts flexing)

Envy, Ed and Me: OH GOD THE SPARKLES! THE HORROR!