Kazer Dragon: The tribes merge into one large tribe. What controversy will be stirred up? How many times will Sesshomaru die? Who does Ogre decide to hit on 3297493274 times? All this and more in your new favourite reality TV fan fiction!

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

Episode 7

"Last time on Survivor…" Jeff starts. "Onigumo beat Miroku to win immunity for his tribe. At tribal council I went berserk and killed Kanna. NO ONE BRINGS A TRAIN TO MY ISLAND! Bastards."

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

"I can't believe Jeff killed me." Says Kanna. "Is the host even allowed to do that? And why couldn't he have picked one of those other idiots?"

"Would you stop complaining?" Says Jaken. "JEEZE dying isn't THAT BAD!"

"But…but…it hurt."

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Jeff yells pushing the button making a train send them flying. WOOO WOO. "BISH! I ownz this place!"

"mmm…Zemus…those nights in the pasture…" Sesshomaru says in a field. "With the cows… I'll never forget…"

"Ahhh!" Jaken and Kanna land on Sesshomaru.

"Oh my god!" Miroku says walking up. "THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" Miroku faints.

"NECRO!" Yells Ogre walking up and runs over to them…

CENSORED!

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo again so you don't see Ogre on dead body love.

Sesshomaru Death count 7.

Its nighttime and Inuyasha and Miroku walk up to a sleeping Ogre.

"Psst, 50 bucks if you stick a torch up his ass." Miroku whispers passing Inuyasha the torch he was carrying.

"Hell no!" Inuyasha loud whispers back.

"100!" Miroku says.

"Dude" Inuyasha starts. "I'm not going anywhere near that stanky bean dispenser."

"…" Miroku thinks. "200!"

"Why do want to see this so bad?" Asks Inuyasha.

"Well I um…"

"200 it is…" Sticks it down and Ogre farts sending Inuyasha flying.

"OH GOD!" Miroku yells.

"umm mmm is that you Miroku my sweet?" Asks Ogre. "Come give papa Ogre a back rub."

"AHHHHHH…" Miroku runs away.

Onigumo and Shippo are checking the mail.

"Look Onigumo we got island mail!" Says Shippo.

"What's it say?" Asks Onigumo.

"Umm…Hi you like to eat so push rocks you'll win stuff Luv Jeff" Shippo reads.

"What the? That doesn't even rhyme!" Onigumo says.

"This show has really taken a turn for the worse." Says Shippo.

"Agreed."

At the Reward Challenge.

"Hello Survivors." Greets Jeff. "Before we start the challenge I have an important announcement…"

"SHUT UP PROBST WE WANT FOOD!" Yell Miroku.

Everyone turns quiet.

"Umm please?"

"You wanna die Miroku? Die like Kanna? HUH? YOU WANNA DIE YOU LITTLE BITCH?" Jeff Yells.

"…" Miroku's eyes are poped out. "No…" What A bitch.

"THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Jeff takes a breath. "Anyway before this challenge…the tribes are going to merge. Thus you are part of one big tribe... THE MEGAZONGAS!"

"OH HELL YES!" Miroku yells.

"So wanna know what you're playing for?" Asks Jeff.

Ogre thinks about Miroku says: Wanna play with me, Ogre? Hmm? I'll be your prize! Ogre yells out. "A DREAM DATE WITH MIROKU! YES!"

"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN SCARY!" Yells Miroku.

Pay back you prev. Thinks Sango.

"Not a dream date…" Jeff says.

"WHAAAAA!" Ogre runs off crying.

"Thank god!" Miroku says.

"First you'll be playing for this nice hot bowl of Hot, Mysidian-style wieners." Jeff shows the bowl.

Ogre runs back. "DID SOMEONE SAY MYSIDIAN-STYLE WIENERS?" Ogre winks at Miroku. "I know a wiener I'd like to get my hands on…"

"OH HELL NO!" Miroku yells.

"And you'll enjoy your wieners with our mystery guest hidden behind this curtain!" Jeff shows the curtain, and rolls a rock up. "First person to roll their rock across the finish line wins!"

They all line up with their rocks.

"Survivor's ready? GO!" Jeff watches them run. "Urge to kill…rising…"

"You'll never beat me." Inuyasha says to Kouga.

"We'll see about that!" He yells back.

Inuyasha throws his rock at Kouga and takes Kouga's rock.

Miroku is behind. "Phew… I just gotta beat Inuyasha." Looks around. Sucks up the rock with his wind tunnel. He starts to run.

"Miroku win!" Announces Jeff. "Your mystery date is…ROSIE O'DONNELL!"

"AHHHHHHH!" Inuyasha runs away screaming.

"Sorry little buddy I got a little hungry and ate all the wieners." Says Rosie. "But hey we can have a good time together."

"I'd rather lick Ogre's balls…" Miroku says.

"Is that a promise?" Says Ogre running up.

"I can't win." Miroku slams his head off the ground "I HATE THIS GAME!" Miroku runs off.

"Wait up little buddy!" Rosie runs after him.

"Its just the two of us now…" Ogre winks at Jeff.

Jeff runs away and Ogre follows.

Sesshomaru is still in the field.

"Jaken's staff is digging into my back…but I'll come back to life…I will have my revenge!"

"So then…" Rosie continues. Her and Miroku are sitting on a mountain. "I told the lovely people at KOOSH. "Hey I'll fire a KOOSH ball during every show if you sponsor me!" And they agreed. But GOD I do love KOOSH. Do you like KOOSH? Of course you love KOOSH! I get $10 every time I say KOOSH! KOOSH! KOOSH! KOOSH! KOOSH! Gee don't talk all at once!"

"DIE!" Miroku pushes her off the cliff. "Sweet Bliss." Miroku walks away.

"I told you!" Kouga says back at the camp to Inuyasha. "Kagome wouldn't give you some booty. But you had to ask her anyway."

"At least I have the balls to ask." Inuyasha says.

Miruko walks into camp.

"How was you date?" Kouga teases.

"IT WASN'T A DAM DATE. She was annoying as hell. So I pushed her off a cliff."

Sesshomaru is looking around the mountain. "They must be around here somewhere…"

Falling noise. THUMP. Rosie falls on Sesshomaru. "For the love of KOOSH!" Gets up and walks off.

Sesshomaru's death count 8.

Kagome and Kagura are in a cave.

"Hey Kagura…" Starts Kagome. "I wrote a song for you…do you want to hear it?"

"OF COURSE!" Yells Kagura.

Kagome starts singing a song called Best Friends by Toy Box.

"OH YES I'm going to spill juices everywhere this is so good." Kagura yells.

Inuyasha walks in I'm out of here before they start tickling tummies. Thinks Inuyasha and leaves.

Kagome is still singing.

"THIS ROCKS!" Kagura yells. "Kagome you are the best."

Ogre is walking in a forest. He walks into a rock. "Grrr stupid rock. You were all that stood between me and a Miroku wiener feast."

Miroku walks in. "OH MY GOD I will never get that horrid picture out of my head now. Thank you." He leaves.

"Did someone just say head?" Asks Ogre. Kicks the rock.

Sesshomaru is brought back to life thanks to his sword again. " Ungh…" He gets up. The rock hits him. "I'm still alive." He says weakly.

Immunity Challenge.

"Welcome to your immunity challenge." Says Jeff. "This challenge will twist on the last challenge."

"NO WAY. I'M NOT HOLDING ON TO ANOTHER SEMENPOLE!" Yells Miroku.

"HeeHee Don't worry I'm all semened out from last night…" Ogre says. "Right Jeffy?"

Everyone laughs.

Jeff coughs. "In this challenge you will all stand on podiums scattered around the field. But you won't stand there. Our specialized team of ninja's with throw swords at you. Ninja's introduce yourselves."

And all female Ninja group come out.

"They are so cute! I don't want to kill them." Says hot ninja girl.

"Shut up, Tiffany!" Says another hot ninja girl.

"Make me bitch!" Says Tiffany.

"Just shut up and grip your sword."

"They can grip my sword!" Miroku says drooling.

"Me too?" Asks Ogre.

Miroku moves away form Ogre. "Take one step closer and I'll use my wind tunnel on you!"

"Alright take your places." Jeff says.

"I'm competing too." Says Rosie.

"I see monk ass." Ogre says.

"You are so dead…" Miroku says. Jumps on Ogre's podium.

"Umm closer." Ogre smiles.

"DIE!" Miroku kicks him right in the nuts. Jumps over to Rosie and kicks her. "Right in the nuts." Tries to jump back to his own podium but get hit with a sword. "DAMMIT!" He says lying on the ground.

"So were all voting the same way?" Asks Sango to Kagome, Kagura and Shippo.

"We don't have a chance otherwise." Shippo points out.

"Us in the final four sounds good." Says Kagome.

Ogre falls on all of them knocking them off.

Onigumo gets hit in the head with the handle of a sword. Kouga jumps on one but slips.

Inuyasha thinks and jumps into the trees.

"That's cheating!" Yells Naraku. Grabs a sword thrown at him. Inuyasha starting falling down and Naraku throws the knife at him knocking him down.

"Naraku wins!" Jeff announces.

"Help… the sword is lodged in my head." Inuyasha cries.

"I wonder where all those thrown swords go?" Questions Kouga.

Sesshomaru is back at the mountain. "I love my animal friends!" He pets his cat, dog and bird. Swords pierce through all of them.

Sesshomaru's death count 9.

"Its pretty obvious," Starts Naraku talking to Onigumo. "That Inuyasha, Miroku and Kouga will all vote the same way."

"Sango, Kagome, Shippo and Kagura will stay together to." Onigumo says.

"So whom should we vote for?" Asks Naraku.

"How about you go talk with one group and I'll go talk with the other?" Suggests Onigumo.

"Sounds good." They leave to go talk with them.

Beep Beep! Rosie riding a bike runs over Sesshomaru's body!

Sesshomaru's death count 10.

And so, allies formed, strategies prepare for the vote that night…

"Welcome Survivors." Says Jeff. "Tonight you can vote for anyone but Naraku who won immunity. Ogre how much work do you do at camp? Do you feel like a slave?"

Ogre thinks of Miroku saying. Can I be your slave Ogre? I'll do whatever you say… "YES PLEASE MIROKU!" He yells out.

"You are so voted out tonight!" Says Miroku.

Jeff asks Sango. "Do you feel safe tonight?

"I haven't said much so sure."

"Ok go vote."

After all the votes.

"First vote, Kagura, second Ogre, third Kagura, fourth Kouga, fifth Kouga, sixth Kouga, seventh Kagura, eighth Kouga, ninth Kagura and the seventh person voted out of the island is…Kagura. Take you torch and get lost." Kagura blows a kiss at Kagome and walks off. "Go back to camp."

Kagome's After Speech!

"Grr... how could they vote out Kagura I will have my ultimate revenge very, very soon they'd better watch their backs. I mean geez I am so pissed right now I could seriously go and have violent sex with a horse or maybe even some of those hot ninja babes. Grrr I mean I'm mad enough to go and beat up someone maybe Inuyasha or Miroku or Naraku. Yeah I should go beat up Naraku he won immunity but maybe I should best up Ogre if he hadn't fallen on all of us we might've been able to win immunity and save Kagura. Grrr it just makes me mad as hell to think about it. Dude I think I hear the Disney channel on in the next room. I just love the Disney characters. Donald kinda makes me wanna get a little kinky. Anyway I really think Mickey should back off that duck is going to be mine soon enough. Stupid mouse I want that sexy duck ass oh baby yeah bring it to me Donald if you want you can bring Goofy too. He's so hot for a dog and the Goofy ones really get me riled up in the bed. Lets get this party on baby OH OH OH yeah yeah yeah I think I hear Justin in the next room. Every little think I do baby never seems enough for Justin. I don't wanna lose him again, he's such my man…OH MY GOD what am I saying! I'm cheating on Kagura! No Kagura baby! I didn't mean any of it! I don't like Donald I don't like Mickey I don't like Goofy I don't like Justin! I don't, don't like any of them I just want another taste of your naughty wind boobies. Come on just one more time before I have to go bye bye!"

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