Well I'm back in school and I can almost beat you that I'm going to have a lot of home work but knowing me I will probable type more than when it was summer. Or at least I hope, but who knows. But people please, stay with me and continue to review.
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH, but Duck does own Auree so no stealing her!
Chapter 10: Chicken and swimming trunks
"Stupid Auree with her stupid brooms." Yusuke muttered angrily as he pulled on his swimming trunks.
"Chasing stupid you around stupid Burger King." Kuwabara smirked," Get over it, okay!"
"Shut up." They were in the men's locker room at a public pool. Kurama and Hiei weren't going to swim, so they were outside already. Auree and Keiko were in the girl's locker room (well duh!) getting dressed.
"Come on!" said Kuwabara; "I want to go dunk Auree!"
"You sure you just don't want to see her in a bikini?"
"You're sick, Urameshi," Kuwabara walked out the door.
"Hey! Wait for me!"
"What took you so long?" said Keiko who was sunbathing on a lawn chair beside the pool.
"Nothing," said Yusuke, eyeing her mischievously, "Say, nice swimsuit."
"Don't you even start with me Yusuke Urameshi!!"
"Where's Auree?" said Kuwabara looking around him.
"She doesn't want to come out of the locker room," said Keiko sitting up still watching Yusuke, "She doesn't like her swimsuit.
"Who cares?!" said Kuwabara impatiently. He walked up to the girl's locker room and banged on the door.
"AUREE!" he yelled," GET OUT HERE! WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU LOOK! YOU'RE GOING TO GET WET ANYWAY!" The door opened and Auree poked out her head.
"All right! Jeez!" she stepped out, "how do I look?"
"You look..." Kuwabara started. Auree was in a hot pink bikini and I mean a real bikini. It tied in the back and everything. Kuwabara didn't mind that. He'd seen girl's in bikinis before, what startled him was he actually thought Auree looked good in it.
What's wrong with me?! He thought.
"Well?" said Auree, interrupting his thoughts.
"You look fine," he said, still freaked out by his feeling.
"Good," she walked away towards Keiko. Kuwabara shook his head.
"Must be the heat."
He followed her.
"All right everyone!" said the lifeguard through a megaphone from the side of the pool, "It's time for a game of chicken!"
"Come on, Keiko!" Yusuke jumped into the pool and turned towards her, "'Let's play! It'll be fun!"
"All right," Keiko lowered herself into the poop, "But no putting hands where they aren't supposed to go, okay!"
"I wouldn't do that." Yusuke smiled innocently.
"The like each other, don't they?" Auree muttered to Kuwabara.
"When did you figure that out?"
"Everyone match up!" said the lifeguard, "Get ready!"
"Keiko got on Yusuke's shoulders and held her arms out, ready to fight.
"Get set! GO!"
Yusuke charger Keiko grabbed the arm of a blond girl and pulled her off her partner. She fell with a SPLOOSH! Into the water. They moved on. Auree got into the pool and watched. Kuwabara swam to the deep end away from all the commotion.
Yusuke and Keiko were kicking butt. People were falling left and right. Finally, only they were left standing.
"Come on, Auree!" said Yusuke mockingly, "Can you defeat the champions of chicken?"
"I don't feel like it," said Auree.
"Are you chickening out?!"
"No, I just don't want to."
"Hey everyone! Auree's scared she's going to get beat!"
"Shut up Yusuke!"
"Than fight me and Keiko."
"Fine." Auree looked around and saw Kuwabara down on the deep end.
"Hey Kuwabara! Come here!"
He swam over, "What do you want?"
"Hold your breath."
"Wha-"Auree shoved him down under water and jumped on his shoulders. He surfaced spluttering and coughing.
"What are you doing?!!"
"We're playing chicken," said Auree, "And we're going to beat Yusuke and Keiko."
"But I don't want-"
"I don't care what you want! Now move!" She kicked him in the sides.
"OW! Fine!" he walked towards Yusuke and Keiko.
"Charged!" shouted Yusuke as he ran towards them. The two pairs collided. Auree and Keiko grabbed each other's arms and began trying to pull each other off.
"This isn't personal Keiko," said Auree as the fought, "I just want to show Yusuke I'm not scared."
"I know," Keiko gave her a hard shove, "I don't mind."
"Less talk! More fighting!" yelled Yusuke.
"Shut up!" Auree jabbed him in the eye with her toe.
"OW!" he stumbled backwards.
"Don't fall!" yelled Keiko, flailing her arms to keep her balance. Yusuke swayed farther back.
"Take this!" Auree place one foot on his chest and pushed with all her might.
"AHH!" Yusuke fell back into the water and Keiko fell on top of him.
"HA!" said Auree, "Whose the champion of chicken now?!"
"All right Champion of Chicken. Now that this is all over with can you please GET OFF ME!!!" Kuwabara shifted his shoulders; "You weigh a ton here!"
"Shut up! I need to bask in glory for a minute!"
"Can't you bask off of my shoulders?!"
"No!"
While they were arguing, they didn't see Yusuke swim behind them sneakily and look at Auree's back. There was the string tied in a knot in the middle of her back. All he had to do was grab one end and....
"Yusuke!" Auree clutched at her bikini top as the back string had been undone, "You hentai!" (1)
"What! What did he do!?" Kuwabara looked up.
Auree elbowed him in the head. "Don't you dare!"
"Urameshi! Do that when she's not on top of me!!"
The lifeguard's whistle blew. They all looked up to see a tall man standing there.
"You! Kid!" he pointed to Yusuke, "Get over here!"
Yusuke swam to the side of the pool, "What did I do?"
"You've broken one of the rules mister," the lifeguard pointed at the long list of rules between the girl's and boy's locker rooms, "Rule number twenty-three: No taking off your or anyone else's swimsuit!"
"I didn't take Auree's swimsuit off!"
"Then what did you do?"
"He tried to embarrass me in public by undoing my top!" said Auree accusingly, "Ever hear of de-bikining?"
"Baka," muttered Yusuke.
"I'm afraid I'll have to kick you out of the pool for now," said the lifeguard, "you can get back in in an hour."
"You can't kick me out of the pool!" said Yusuke heatedly, "you can't make me do squat!"
"Oh believe me, I can," said the lifeguard, "Now out of the pool!!"
"No you..." Yusuke said a couple of bad names that I shouldn't write down.
"You just broke Rules number thirteen and two. Always listen to the lifeguard and no cussing. That's it! You are now on pool duty!"
"Pool duty? What the heck is pool duty?"
The lifeguard smiled
"This just isn't my day," said Yusuke as he dragged a water net around the pool. Picking up leaves and other stuff that had to be cleaned out.
"Having fun, Yusuke?" said Keiko from her lawn chair.
"Shut up Keiko," said Yusuke threateningly, "Or else I'll be cleaning you clock instead of this stupid pool!"
Kurama and Hiei were standing in the shade of some planted oak trees in the park next to the pool. They watched as Yusuke walked around and around the pool, dragging his net with him.
"He'll never learn," said Kurama softly with a small smile. Hiei just smirked and stared off into space.
Meanwhile, Auree and Kuwabara were racing each other down twin waterslides. Auree had retied her top and had just beaten Kuwabara. They were now tied for three wins each.
"Tie breaker," said Kuwabara, "But this is the last one."
By now the pool was deserted, thanks to Yusuke's outburst, and the lifeguard was dozing in his chair. They were the only ones left.
"Fine by me," Auree sat down in the water, "On your marks. Get set. Go!"
Kuwabara dived down the slide I'll get her this he thought and pushed himself faster and faster. He was shooting like a rocket down the slide. When he finally fell off the end with a splash into the water, Auree was nowhere in sight.
"HA!" Kuwabara yelled at the other waterslide, "I beat you! Take that!"
He turned away and saw a pair of blue swimming trunks in the water.
He laughed, "Someone lost their trunks!"
He looked at them again and stopped laughing, "Hey! Those look like my swimming trunks."
He looked down at himself and yelled, "They are my swimming trunks!"
He began splashing towards them when Auree splashed out of the waterslide right in front of him. She surfaced and pushed her wet hair out of her eyes.
She looked up at Kuwabara.
"What's wrong?" she said looking up at his face, "You look funny."
Please don't let her look down thought Kuwabara desperately as he felt the blush creeping up his neck.
"Um...would you mind closing your eyes for a second, Auree?" he said slowly.
"Why?" she said suspiciously.
"Um...I...Uh...," he could feel his face burning.
"Do you want to be scarred for life again, Auree?!" said Yusuke, laughing his head off at the side of the pool.
"NOT AGAIN!!" Auree put her hands over her eyes quickly, "Man! Why can't you keep your pants on?!"
"It's not my fault this time!" Kuwabara plunger forward towards his shorts, but Yusuke was quicker. He scooped them up out of the pool with his net and held them just out of Kuwabara's reach.
"Urameshi! Cut that out!"
Yusuke held them above Kuwabara's head, "Come on! You can jump!"
"No I can't!" Kuwabara reached as high as he could without coming too much above the water, "Now give them back!"
"Why? You don't seem to need them," Yusuke shouldered the net and began walking away, "I'll just go put these in the girl's locker room."
"Urameshi!" Kuwabara swam to the edge of the pool, "Stop playing games! I need my trunks back!"
"Why?"
"Because this isn't sanitary," said Auree, still covering her eyes.
"And it's COLD!!!" said Kuwabara desperately.
"Hmm." Yusuke pretended to be thinking hard, "Nope. Your reasons aren't good enough."
"Urameshi!!" Kuwabara looked wildly around. He saw a pile of towels next to Keiko's lawn chair.
"Keiko!" He yelled, "Give me a towel!" Keiko didn't answer.
"Keiko!!"
"She's asleep, baka," said Yusuke.
Kuwabara stretched as for as he could, but still couldn't reach the towels. He cursed under his breath. Yusuke laughed insanely.
"This is more fun that being in Botan's body or playing Truth Or Dare!"
"This isn't funny Urameshi!"
"YUSUKE!!" Auree's voice rang across the pool!" GIVE HIM BACK HIS SWIMSUIT!!"
Yusuke stared at her in astonishment. She still had her eyes closed, but she had turned towards his voice and was now pointing relatively close to him.
"Why?" he said."
"I came here to have a good time! I'm not going to have a good time with Kuwabara running around with nothing on!" So give him back his shorts or I'm opening my eyes and coming to get them myself!"
Kuwabara looked up at Yusuke pleadingly. Yusuke looked from him to Auree and back.
He sighed, "Fine." He dropped the swimsuit in the pool, "You guys are no fun!"
"Thank-you!" Kuwabara grabbed the swimsuit and pulled it on.
"Is everyone decent now?" said Auree impatiently.
"Yes."
"Good," she opened her amber eyes. She glared at Yusuke for a moment, than swam away form them.
"Proof!" said Yusuke triumphantly, "She does like you! She stood up for you!"
"Shut up Urameshi!" Kuwabara glared at him, "I don't like her. She doesn't like me. End of story."
"Kuwabara and Auree, sitting in a tree," sang Yusuke.
"The only girl I'd ever kiss is Yukeina," said Kuwabara defiantly.
"Oh Please," Yusuke rolled his eyes.
21 PAGES, 21 I TELL YOU!! That's a lot of typing! Now you get to review and give Duck complements. Ok
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