Kazer Dragon: Well you know what you've been waiting for all week… No not a 14-person orgy. IT'S TIME FOR…

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

(I bet you didn't see that coming did you?)

Episode 8

"Oh Sango baby. I knew you'd come around…"

"HeeHee"

The lights turn on. Miruko is biting Ogre.

Miruko opens his eyes. "…" Looks at Ogre. "AAAHHHHHHHHHHH…" Faints.

"Why does that always happen?" Asks Ogre.

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

Ogre is talking with Kouga and Inuyasha. Miruko walks up to them.

"Hey Miruko baby. I was just telling them of our little moment last nite…" Ogre says.

Snicker.

"…" Miruko pulls out a knife at hits Ogre with it but it bounces off him.

Sesshomaru is walking through the forest. BAM hits him in the head.

Sesshomaru's death count 11.

Miruko is running away from the camp. "Finally, I've escaped that damn hell hole. I can't believe this game, holding onto a penis torch? Oh well. At least I escaped. Finally."

"Fool!" Yells Jeff. "Trying to escape!" Up in the air he's riding on a flying dragon. "Ready! Fire!"

"Can't wait to get home." Miruko says. "What's that?" Looks up and Ogre falls onto of him.

"Heehee interesting position huh?" Asks Ogre.

"Bulls eye, good job Mr. Dragon." Jeff says.

Back at camp.

"Sango so wants me dude." Kouga says to Inuyasha.

"You might come 'short' on the job. Remember Kagome?" Inuyasha winks at him.

Miruko and Ogre walk by.

"Get the hell away from me you bastard." Miroku yells and runs away.

"Ogre lonely." Ogre cries.

"…" Kouga stands there.

"RUN!" Yells Inuyasha and they both take off.

Ogre cries harder.

Reward Challenge.

"Welcome back Survivors." Jeff says. "Today, one of you will win…this dragon drawn on a black piece of paper! To win this fabulous prize, you must fight a giant demon. The demon will be here shortly."

"No Jeff." Miroku interrupts. "We've had enough. This has gone to far."

They all circle around Jeff.

"Uhh…Guys? …Awe hell…" They all circle beat him. And they take the drawing. "Help…"

"Oh my GOD!" Yells Ogre. "How dare you guys beat up Jeffy. I mean we've had our problems like any couple I just wanted Miroku's hot wiener if you know what I mean…Wait up Miroku!" Runs after them.

Meanwhile…

"Oh gods…" Says Sesshomaru in the forest still playing his harp. "Please let me live more than 5 seconds….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" A giant demon crushes him.

Sesshomaru's death count 12.

The Demon walks off his body. "…dammit…"

Meanwhile…AGAIN!

Miroku is standing on top of a mountain. "With this piece of paper, I shall escape." The paper starts to glide with Miroku on it. "Yes take me home." It slows down and starts to turn up. "Dammit…AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Falls on top of Sesshomaru. Walks away.

Sesshomaru's death count 13.

"I have a feeling, that I'll be voted out." Says Naraku to Onigumo.

"Why?" Onigumo asks.

"Look at this…" Shows a piece of paper with Naraku's face on it with an X through it.

"Hahahahaha look they drew my hair in with a purple crayon." Naraku laughs. "If that isn't flaming then I don't know what is."

"…" Onigumo has a weird look on his face.

"Uhh Onigumo?" Asks Naraku. "ONIGUMO WHAT THE FU…"

Onigumo is thinking. Oh Onigumo. Kiss me.

They are kissing and Miruko walks up to them.

"What…the…fuck…"

Immunity Challenge.

"Welcome back Survivors." Jeff says. "Today, for Immunity, you must please this Ogre." Brings out another Ogre that looks like Ogre only with a different colour.

"…." Everyone cept Ogre.

Everyone runs away but Ogre. The two Ogre's go off together.

"Hi. Leanne has taken over my body for a few seconds." Says Jeff. "I beat cancer and by cancer I mean children." Jeff goes back to normal. "Anyway it seems Ogre won. See you at tribal council."

Back at camp.

"So dude did you and Sango do anything?" Inuyasha asks Kouga.

"Naw they said they were doing something else." Kouga says. "Say do you hear that?"

"Kagome don't do that. Last time you left a stain like a skid mark." Sango says.

"Oh come on. Let me water it heehee." Kagome giggles.

"No way look at it already. Its like a bush!" Sango cries.

"Yours is quite hairy too."

Inuyasha and Kouga look at each other. The smile and run as fast as they can….

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF!" Inuyasha cries.

"What's wrong Inuyasha?" Kagome asks.

"What are you two doing?" Kouga asks.

"We're racing to see who's grass grows the most before tribal council." Sango answers.

They both leave disappointed.

"I guess they don't like our little games." Kagome say.

"Do you think it was a good idea to grow the grass where the paint was?" Asks Sango.

"Yeah what's it going to do?" Kagome says.

Tribal Council (No Ogre lovein for you!)

"And once again I have to say hello." Jeff says. "Wait a sec? Where's Ogre?"

"The better phrase is 'wait a sex,'" Miruko says.

"… I don't wanna know. Okay Sango how is camp life?"

"Its great but Kagome keeps beating me. And it's really hard to take." Sango says.

"Kouga are you secure with your position in the tribe?" Jeff Asks.

"Yes its quite comfy thanks." Kouga replies.

"…You guys better vote before I kill all of you." Jeff says.

After all the votes.

"I'll tally the votes."

And so the votes were tallied.

"First vote Naraku."

The first vote was Naraku.

"… Shut up."

Fine. Jerk.

"Second vote Naraku, Third Inuyasha, Fourth Naraku, Fifth Kouga, Sixth Naraku the last vote Naraku. Get lost. The rest of you can head back to camp."

Naraku takes his torch and leaves.

"MY HAIR IS BLACK DAMMIT!" Yells Naraku.

And so Naraku was voted out. But what about the grass.

"Ha I have gained intelligence." Says the grass, which is blue. "I will rule the world."

"Not if I do first!" Says the green grass.

"Green grass my moral enemy"

"We will see who rules the world first. Muwhahahaha."

A lawn mower comes by. "What that?" Asks blue grass.

"It is the creator. Quickly we must stand together!" The lawn mower runs over them.

"AAHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN OH GOD ITS RIPPING OFF MY BODY PARTS!" The grasses cry before dieing.

Why did a lawn mower come through?

"I can live…" Sesshomaru says getting the drawing off. "YES I"M ALIVE!" Lawn mower comes. "NOOOOOOOOOOO…."

Sesshomaru's death count 14.

Kazer Dragon: Yes well that's it folks. For another week. Tell all your friends ok? If you don't…I'll send grasses after you! Same for al of you who don't review!