A/N: Hello people! Once again thanks for reviewing! Sorry it took so long. Okay so in this chapter-

Envy: In this chapter we meet some of Ed's crazy ass friends!

Me: Well yeah, and we also get to meet-

Ed: We get to meet Envy's Uncle!

Me: Yeah that too and-

Roy: And we get to see what goes on during sixth period!

Me: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO DO THE PREVIEW!

Ed: Well sorry Ms. Cranky, we were just trying to help!

Me: Of course I'm cranky! I've had writers block for about a week! (And you all know how much that sucks)

Envy: Well that's understandable.

Roy: Yup sure is.

Me: So any who, everyone get a cookie but only Obey the Fluff and Kiellne get two.

Warning: Just DarkTigerGirl's bad grammar, language, nose bleeding, and scenes involving gym shorts.

Chapter 3: It just keeps getting weirder

He couldn't believe it, was this some kind of sick joke? Or a nightmare, either way Envy just couldn't believe it. He was awaken in the middle of the nightby a extremely loud knock at the door, the sin practically had to throw himself out of bed. Taking a quick glance at the clock he growled.

'There better be a damn good reason for this!' When he finally reached the door his anger had grown way too high for him to contained it. Flinging open the door he snarled at the person that stood before him.

"What the hell do you want!"

"You know that's no way to talk to you Uncle, so is your mom home?"

"You already know the answer to that question!"

"I'll take that as a no. Can I come in?"

"Of course."

"Really?"

"No."

"Come on Envy-chan Let me in!"

"You can't come in Greed!" Envy tried to close the door but since Greed was a lot stronger then him he easily kept it open.

"Aw, but why not? I haven't seen you in a while."

"Because we don't allow pimps in the house that's why!"

"I'm not a pimp!"

"Fine then, if you're not a pimp then what do you do for a living?"

Envy then let go of the door and crossed his arms, he knew damn well that Greed was a pimp. The sin just wanted to hear the lame excuse that Greed was coming up with.

"Well I…..um….employ women so they can give men pleasure, but for a price."

"So what you're saying is you give women jobs?"

"Yes!"

"So they can suck some guy dick for a high price, is that it?"

"Yes! Wait, no! No! What I meant to say is-"

"You get money from whores who screw guys willing to pay big bucks for it?"

"That's it exactly! Wait, will you stop doing that! Damn it just let me in!"

Envy let out a sigh of frustration, if he didn't let Greed in then he would just keep banging on the door all night long which meant the sin wouldn't be able get a to sleep a wink. But if he did let him in then he would surely regret it. Since it was so late and Envy really didn't want to be kept up all night so he stepped out of the way to let Greed in.

"This is a nice place you got here Envy-chan."

"Stop calling me that! Look the couch is there and the TV is there, now good night." The sin started for the stairs but felt Greed tug at his arm.

"Don't tell me you're tired? Come on, let's have some fun!"

"It's 3am! And I have school in the morning!"

"So?"

"So I'm going back to sleep!"

"But Envy-chan we could-"

SLAM!

Envy had just drop kicked Greed, knocking him out cold. He knew the only way to keep Greed from pestering him all night long was to give him a good kick to the head.

'That'll keep you out for a couple of hours.' The sin smirked to himself as he made his way back to his room.

"Hay Envy, are you okay? You look exhausted."

Edward sat next to Envy in third period with a concerned look on his face. Unfortunate for the sin his drop kick to Greed's head only knocked him out for about five minutes, so he had to endure all of his Uncles horror stories of pimping (Well Envy considered them horror stories, since most of them ended with someone getting shot). When he did drift off to sleep Greed would pinch him, that God damn bastard would PINCH him! Doesn't that count as abuse! When he finally finished all of his stories it was about five in the morning and hat only gave Envy two hours of sleep before school. Obviously he was pissed, but he didn't have the energy to seek his revenge, yet.

'You just wait Greed.'

"Envy can you hear me?"

"Huh? Oh, I didn't see you there Chibi-chan, do you want something?"

"I just wanted to know if you were okay."

"Why would you do that?"

"Because I worry about my friends."

Envy found this comment a little embarrassing, yes it was true that he had never had a friend in his life. The sin found that there was noreason to have them, they would only cause disruption in your daily life, but now the he actually had one poor Envy didn't know what to do. He responded with a heavy blush across his face which caught the attention of the blond. Suddenly and without warning Edward pressed his hand against the sins forehead and kept it there for about a minute. Envy really wasn't use to people touching him, especially like this.

"You don't feel warm."

"W-what are you doing?"

"Checking to see if you're sick."

"W-why?"

"Your face."

"What?"

"Your face is bright red; I just thought you might be sick."

The blush only deepened with Edwards words, God he felt so embarrassed! This was the most he had ever blushed in his entire life. Envy decide that the best course action was to was to bury his head in his arms until the blond went away, oh how he wanted him to go away so he could stop feeling like this. What came next was just a shocking to Envy as the blonde's hand against his head; Edward started to stroke his back. Envy gave a light shiver and looked up to see that same damn smile that Ed always seems to have on his face.

"Well I hope you feel better Envy. I would hate it if you had to go home this early in the morning."

"Why?"

"I like talking to you."

"What about Roy? You could always talk to him."

"Yeah I could but lately he's been acting really weird." Edward gave a soft sigh; Roy had been avoiding him all day, maybe he just wanted to be alone for a while, that was probable it.

Envy notice that Edward was deep in thought; the look on his face was a little depressing. He seemed distant; the sin didn't like that look especially on the usually cheerful chibi.

"Edward?"

"Oh, uh, sorry I have a lot on my mind."

The blond gave him another smile. It was always said that people around you could always tell when there was something wrong with you; this could be said of Envy, he knew that there was something Ed wasn't telling him and he had a pretty good hunch that it had something to do with Roy. The sin saw the way Roy had yanked Edward's arm yesterday, it suggested that there might disorder in there relationship.

"Hay Chibi-chan, how long have you and Roy been going out?"

"For about three months, why?"

"Just curious that all."

Envy decided that now was probable the best time to mess with the chibi, seeing how both of them needing cheering up and all. So he gasped extremely loud which caught the attention of the young blond.

"Oh my God! Edward I have just noticed something I hadn't before about you!"

"What's that?"

"You're even more of a midget when you sit down!"

"WHAT THE HELL! WHO DO YOU THING YOUR CALLING SMALLER THEN A WATERMELON SEED!"

"Sorry, I couldn't….resist!" the sin was now roaring in laughter, so much that he almost fell out of his seat.

"Well at least I don't look like a pineapple!"(Pineapple, palm tree, they all have those same green leaves on them, get it?)

Envy grew silent.

"….Bastard! How dear you compare me to a fruit!"

"Serves you right for calling me a midget!"

He growled a bit but then stopped when he found that Edward had started laughing, the sin like to see him laugh, for some reason it brought a smile to his face.

'Well at least he doesn't have that pitiful look on his face anymore.'

Once again Envy had forgotten his lunch (big surprise), and once again Edward had came to has rescue. Today it was PB and J, something the sin hadn't had in a long time.

"Hay Envy, why do you sit all by yourself?"

"I like to be alone."

Now the blond knew that no one like to be alone, munching the last bit of sandwich he came up with a brilliant idea.

"Why don't you come sit with me and my friends, I'll be fun."

"Are they all like you?"

"Uh, no…"

"Alright, I'll go."

The two reached the table where Edward Friends were sitting.

"Hay guys! We have a new recruit!" The blond pushed Envy in front of him so that everyone could get a good look at him.

The sin just stared, they looked normal enough. One of them stood up and adjusted his glasses.

"I don't know Ed, how do we know that he's worthy of sitting here?"

"Hay Maes give him 'THE' test." Another one of them spoke.

Envy turned his head and gave the blond a confused look, what the hell had he gotten himself into! The one with the glasses reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of a very young girl and waved it in front of the sin.

"So tell me…isn't she just the cutest thing you have ever seen! She spoke her first word last night! You know what she said! She said mama! It was just adorable, don't you think!"

"Uh…yeah…real cute."

"Okay he can stay."

'Wait, wha?'

"I see you've already meet Ed, I'm Maes Hughes, that's Jean Havoc, and Fury."

"Um…hi."

After about five minute into the conversation that was going on Envy had concluded that almost ALL of Edwards's friends had issues. Jean for example had some serious girl problems; all he would talk about was his crappy relationships and all the women that had dumped him, it was pretty sad. Other then things like that they were pretty nice bunch.

"And so Marie and I broke up." Jean finished another story of heartbreak, by this point Envy really wasn't paying much attention, he was too busy gazing at Edward from across the table. He found it fascinating how one person could be so damn attractive! By far his most striking features were his eyes, God he could get lost in those eyes forever.

"So tell us Envy, how do you like Central so far?"

The sin hated to be put in the spotlight like this, not to mention the blond had caught wind of him staring at him. Damn it! For the second time today his face had turned abright crimson, if he kept this up he was going to have a nose bleed.

"Well I, uh, um-"

"Hello my fellow comrades!"

Roy had seemingly popped out of no were and taken a seat. Envy let out a huge sigh of relief, at least all the attention was off of him.

"I have great new everyone, I Roy Mustang will be running for president!"

"Why is that so important?"

"Because my dear Havoc if I am elected….ALL FEMALE STUDENT WILL WEAR MINI SKIRTS!"

Everyone sitting at the table (except Envy and Ed) had a nose bleed.

"….This man is a genius! Maes, Fury, come, we must spread the word!"

And with that all three of them rushed off yelling 'Vote for Mustang if you love mini skirts!' Edward just sighed; Envy merely snickered, hay the guy had a good idea.

"Mini skirts huh? I thought the president was suppose to give to the peoples needs?"

"What can I say? I love the mini skirts."

"You're so impossible Roy."

"I know."

Sixth period, also know as gym for those who had it. Envy hated gym; don't get him wrong he was very athletic; he just hated the fact that most of the sports they played were too draining. The only thing he actually enjoyed was the regulation shots and T-shirt; it was a hell of a lot more comfortable then those school uniforms, but comfort has its price. He was told yesterday that he couldn't wear his sandal to school anymore,so he had to settle for a pair of shoes. Today he particle despised gym due to the fact he had basically had no stamina left (no sleep, no energy). Volleyball was the sport, since he didn't know how to play Mr. Armstrong let him watch for a while to try and get the feel of the game. He wasn't really paying much mind to the game; he was more interested in the blond chibi that was playing. Jumping up and down, trying to hit the ball back over the net, it was…..spellbinding. He had his hair tied back in a pony tail, not in his usual braid.

"Alright Envy I think its time to put you in the game." Armstrong blew his whistle and everyone stopped.

"Envy you can be on the team with Edward."

He gave him a nod and walked over to the net. He just knew this wasn't going to be enjoyable. Armstrong blew the whistle again and the game was on. The other team served the ball and it when over the net and someone from Envy's team spiked it back. This went on for about ten minutes; Envy's team was down by one point and all they needing to do was score one more point to tie up the game. The other team served the ball once again; it flew much higher then before. Edward was the first to reach the ball, as the blond jumped for the ball Envy got a clear view of his rear-end.

'Oh God.'

The sin blushed as hard as he could, he just couldn't take his eyes off of it! (Would you? Come on tell me the truth.)

"Heads up Envy!"

He quickly snapped his head up to see the ball heading directly for him, so he did what any sane person would do in that situation….he moved out of the way and let it hit the ground.( Did you really think he was going to hit it back?) His team mates were furious; they bombarded him with heated comments. He just ignored them as he walked over to Armstrong.

"Mr. Armstrong, can I go to the nurse?"

"What for? You're not hurt are you?"

"No, it's just in about five seconds I'm going to have a nose bleed."

"Well that would be rather messy so go ahead; do you want someone to come escort you there?"

"No, I'll be fine."

"Okay then, but…." Armstrong ripped off his shirt and started to flex "I expect you to really recover quickly young one! We still have a game to play! As an Armstrong I always finished the childhood games me and my siblings started!" (Oh God the sparkles!)

Envy held his nose as he left the gym, since he didn't want to go blind he left as soon as he heard the fabric of Mr. Armstrong's rip. On his way to the Nurses Office he cursed under his breath.

'I hate that game. It's so repetitive.'

'Oh come on now! At lest you got to see Chibi-chan's ass! And you liked it too!'

'Would you shut up!'

'Sorry, I'm just stating the facts.'

'I hate you.'

'Tell me something I don't know'

A/N: That's it! Pleases continue with your reviewing! I really like embarrassing Envy!

Envy: You're so cruel!

Edward: Dude you were checking out my ass!

Envy: She made me do it! (Mutters under breath) even though it was pretty nice.

Edward: What was that!

Envy: Nothing, nothing