Kazer Dragon: I've been having no… well no random ideas. But at least I get to kill Sesshomaru without a reason! Oh yes I saw the ending to Inuyasha this weekend. It blows, chunks, big Harry testicle like chunks. I mean it. Inuyasha fans, I suggest downloading the last few episodes and just watching the movies. I mean I'm so pissed at the ending…

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

Episode 9: Booty Call(er) Enjoy the Orgasmic Episode.

Last time stuff happened…

Now more stuff will happen…

All the Survivors are jumping up and down! "Woot More stuff!"

Sesshomaru is crying. "Dammit…I'm just gonna end up dying again."

Everyone claps and whistles. "YES, Woot! WOO HOO." They all jump.

"DAMN YOU ALL!" Sesshomaru yells.

"Man, I could sure use a nice, warm piece of ass." Jeff says.

"You rang, my sweet bitchfritter." Ogre says.

"What the hell was that? DO YOU WANT YOUR ASS KICKED!"? Jeff yells at Ogre.

"Well of course I want my ass licked." Ogre licks his lips.

Jeff runs off the screen. You hear sounds of his throwing up.

"Put the damn sign up! We could have killed Sesshomaru by now!" Yells Miroku.

"You son of a bitch!" Sesshomaru calls.

"Yo mama's a what!" Miroku calls back.

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

As the day begins, Ogre and Miroku settle their differences briefly, until yet again, Miroku is pissed off.

Miroku- MEGAZONGAS

"Okay…you guys aren't gonna believe this shit. Ogre and I were playing a friendly game of chess. I was gonna own him then all of a sudden…THAT SON OF A BITCH JIZZES ALL OVER MY ROOK." Holds up the rook.

"I'm sorry." Says Ogre walking up to him. "Honey I just couldn't hold my load any longer HEHE."

"My ass. I'm gonna go see what Kagome is doing." Miroku walks off.

And so Miroku goes to Kagome's studies to see what he's doing…

Miroku knocks on Kagome's door. "Damit if I knew that fucking the producers would have gotten me a house I would have said hell yes to that guy." Miroku sighs and calls. "YO BIG K… YOU IN THERE!"

You here a dance song in the background. Inside Kagome is dances.

"What the fuck…" Miroku opens the door and Kagome comes out signing.

"Got my Condoms in a big ass sack. I'm slaggin this dick like a new jack. BIATCH." Kagome shoots Miroku. And runs off.

As Miroku brought back to life by a CBS white mage, Inuyasha once again goes for a walk…

"I ain't dying this time bitches." Sesshomaru says from his tent. He goes and runs into the forest.

Inuyasha runs up to him. "Pikachu's attack!" He yells.

"AAAHHHH!" Sesshomaru runs away from the pikachu chainsaw army.

"A half demon ALWAYS has a back-up plan…heh heh. That poor bastard, I can't wait to see them tank his ass." Inuyasha laughs.

Sesshomaru is still running. "Whew…I think I lost 'em. Awe shit!" The army comes from the front.

"SAY YOUR PRAYERS BITCH!" A pikachu yells.

"NOT IF YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" Sesshomaru yells.

"Damn demon…P.C.T KICK HIS ASS!" Inuyasha calls.

"LATER BASTARDS!" Runs the other way… "AHAHHHHHHHH" A tank full of pikachu's run over him.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TOUCHING MY ASS YOU CHILD-MOLESTING SON OF A BITCH!" Miroku yells by Kagome's pad.

Inuyasha jumps on the tank. "PIKACHU COMMANDO TANK AND ASSISTING PIKACHUS, WE ARE VICTORIOUS!"

They all jump yelling Pi, Pikachu.

Sesshomaru's death count 15.

As Inuyasha and the Pikachu soldiers celebrate, we return to the local bar that was given to them cause I got some from… well you understand. Well there's a small party going on! Lets look in…

Everybody is in the bar.

Kouga runs around the bar. "Candy Bars? Candy Bars? Candy Bars?"

"Onigumo please…" Miroku asks.

Onigumo kicks and knocks him down. Ogre takes the knocked out Kouga.

"Thanks man." Miroku says.

"No problem." Is his response.

"Psst Miroku." Onigumo whispers moving close to Miroku.

"Onigumo?"

"Yeah?"

"Get away from my ass. NOW." He yells at Onigumo.

Damn Onigumo thinks. Moves in front of him. "Alright anyhow, check this out. Earlier today, Sango and I were talking. And I offered her some special candy."

"Hey Sango." Onigumo walks up to her. "You want sum Spanish Fly Candies?"

"Sure!" Sango smiles.

Dumbass Onigumo thinks.

"So anyway." Onigumo continues. "Sango should be INCREDIBLY HORNY right…about…now!"

"Miroku…" Sango starts. "COME LET MOMMA SANGO SUCK THAT SWEET CANDY CANE OF YOURS!"

"OH.MY.GOD" Miroku runs over picks Sango up and runs into a back room.

"DAMMIT I WANT SOME HOT SLAYER ASS TOO!" Onigumo runs into the room to.

"Can I come to?" Asks Shippo.

"Yes my adorable little Shippo. Sango has a mouth that needs fillin!" Kagome says.

"SWEET ASS!" Shippo runs into the room.

"Mmmm…" Kagome looks around. "Heehee.." Runs into the room too.

The Pikachu's run to the room. "WOOHOO WE'RE GONNA GET SOME CARPET POONTANG!"

The Tank with Jeff on the back come in. "YEEEHAAWWW! WE'RE THE TANK MANNIN' SPANK-BANGIN' TOUGHEST BADASS PIKACHU BITCHES YOU"VE EVER SEEN!" Drives into the room.

Well It's happened, folks…Miroku finally got laid. Oh yeah the rest of the show. After two nights of sweet sweet Orgies, we resume a normal episode, where Miroku is drawn to a rather interesting group of treasures…

Miroku sees a hot island girl. "BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES. WOW, LOOK AT THEM KNOCKERS!"

"Hey big boy…why don't you come over here and play with them?"

"Yeah." Sesshomaru says a little ways away talking into a walkie talkie with a button. "Yeah, Why don't you come jump my bones?"

The girl says. "Yeah, Why don't you come jump my bones?"

Miroku's eyes get huge! Runs toward here and falls into a trap door on the ground.

"That'll be the last time you say anything bout my mama, bitch!" Sesshomaru yells out.

Meanwhile Miroku drops to his uncertain Doom…

"Ahhhhhhh OW!" He hits the bottom. Its really dark.. Looks around. "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT'S TOUCHING ME!"

"HeeHee." Someone laughs. And picks him up. And then puts him down.

"Ropes? What for…?" Miroku waits.

"LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!" Some one yells.

The lights turn on with Miroku tied to a post and a whole bunch of Ogres. The sign says: WELCUM 2 OGRE'S ASSMARKET.

"Heehee over 2 billion served." Ogre laughs. "Ladies and Gentleogres. WELCOME TO THE OGRE'S ASS MARKET!"

"Mmm she's cute." Says the Red Ogre.

"I AM NOT A GIRL GOD DAMMIT!" Yells Miroku. "I am 100 authentic monk beef."

"Give me a piece of the sweet beefy goodness." Says a pink Ogre.

"DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!" Miroku is very angry.

"Heehee sugarpants I get to auction you off now." Ogre winks.

"DAMMIT!"

"Bidding starts at 5 gold pieces." Ogre says.

"HEY I'M WORTH MORE THAN THAT, ASSHOLES!" Miroku yells.

"Hey I got an idea." Says a blue Ogre. "If everybody gives 10 gold pieces can we all ram his ass?"

"Heehee okay baby sounds good to me." Ogre giggles.

"NOO!NOO!NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Miroku screams.

After many hours of naughty, naughty lovin we finally arrive at our vote off.

"Hello folks…I stand here before you from the night time view of Ogre's Ass Market to bring you tonight's vote off." Jeff says.

I hate this damn game, I truly do. Miroku thinks.

"Tonight's vote will be unique in the fact that whoever wins immunity will be able to cast out the Survivor of their choice." Jeff says.

"Ogre if I win kiss your ass goodbye." Miroku yells.

"What the fuck?" Jeff's cell phone is ringing. "Hello?"

"Hello there I'm gonna come get you Probst. And when I do…I"LL BE THE TOUGHEST BADASS YOU'VE EVER SEEN!" Sesshomaru says on the other side.

"Sesshomaru you couldn't be a badass if both your buttcheeks committed murder." Says Jeff. Everyone laughs.

"DAMN YOU" Click.

"Anyhow on with the vote." Jeff says.

"Hehe sup Jeffy." Says Ogre just walking in. Everyone starts to look sick.

"Uhh…I…don't…feel...so good." Onigumo says.

Everyone runs away puking except for Inuyasha.

"Well I'll be damned…wait a minute…didn't those guys all bang Sango?" Inuyasha asks.

"Yep. I was just the camera man." Jeff says.

"Ha ha drugs are bad." Inuyasha laughs.

"Well Inuyasha since you're the only one not sick you win. So who do you want to vote out?" Jeff Asks.

"Sango. GET YOUR DRUG NASTY ASS OUTTA HERE!" Inuyasha yells.

"Well the tribe has spoken when you've had your body flushed from the poison you can take your ass outta here."

"See you at the market Hehe!" Ogre says.

Kazer Dragon: I'm even sick after that. Sorry its late I wasn't home Sunday to post it. I wonder what will happen next week…