Screams I am sooo sorry!!!! I didn't mean to take so long to update I kept on thinking "Hey, I should go type!" but then I would think "Oh yeah that's right the old computer isn't working at the moment and the new one doesn't have a word doc. Yet"

So again I am sorry.

Random person: SHUT UP ALREDY AND GET ON WITH THE STORY

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Sapphire Angel: Duck and I are adding another half demon because it makes the story easier and leaves the story open for the other books/stories that Duck is typing but thank you for the review I really never noticed how many half demons there are in the show…but hey!!! It makes it fun!!!

Now! ON WITH THE STORY!!

Chapter 12: Krissie and Yussie

"Urameshi, you'd better stop humming that stupid song," said Kuwabara as he sat on the side of the pool. Yusuke had been humming "Kuwabara and Auree sittin' in a tree" for the last five minutes while he continued to clean the pool.

"You don't want me to hum it? All right! I'll sing it!" Yusuke took a deep breath Kuwabara jumped up and slapped a hand over his mouth.

"Do you want her to kill you?!" he muttered.

"Who?"

"Auree!"

"No, I want her to kill you." Yusuke grinned.

"Well, she might kill both of us is you sing that accursed song!" said Kuwabara, watching Auree out of the corner of his eye, "So shut up!

Yusuke looked at Auree too. She was shaking Keiko gently to wake her up. He looked at Kuwabara and got an evil grin n his face. Kuwabara was watching her fixedly.

"She looks good in a bikini, huh?"

"Yeah. I mean NO!!!" Kuwabara glared at him, "NO!" I said 'NO'!!"

Yusuke smiled, "No you didn't. You said 'yeah' first."

"I did not!"

"Oh Auree!" Yusuke called. She looked up.

"What?"

"Kuwabara said…" Yusuke started to say, but had to turn tail and run due to Kuwabara chasing him.

"Never mind! I'll tell you later!" Yusuke called over his shoulder.

"No you won't!" Kuwabara chased him to the locker rooms. Yusuke bolted into the one on the left. Kuwabara followed. They raced past the showers and bathrooms, not noticing that they were colored pink, Yusuke weaved in and out of rows of lockers.

"Give it up! You'll never catch me!" he turned along a wall lined with curtained dressing rooms and ran down it.

"Ha-ha!" he called over his shoulder, "What's the matter, Kuwabara? Too fast for…" WHAM! Yusuke had run into a dead end, literally. He turned around and saw a fuming Kuwabara blocking his path.

"You liar," said Kuwabara, advancing slowly.

"I didn't lie!" said Yusuke, rubbing his forehead, "You did say 'yeah' to my question."

"I didn't mean it though!"

"How do I know?"

"Because I said 'No' afterwards!" Kuwabara raised his fists, "and now I'm going to kick your-"

They heard a door open on the far side of the room. They froze, thinking it was the lifeguard. It wasn't the lifeguard's low voice they heard however.

"Keiko did you see the boys go in their locker room?"

"No, but they might have gone in while we weren't looking."

"What are Auree and Keiko doing in a men's locker room?" wondered Kuwabara aloud Yusuke blinked, then looked around. He gasped.

"What?"

"Kuwabara," he said shakily, "there are hair brushes and girl's clothes in here, and everything is colored pink."

"What kind if men's locker room is this!?" said Kuwabara loudly. Yusuke grabbed his arm.

"Shut up, Idiot! We're in the girl's locker room. You chased me into the girl's locker room," Yusuke whispered.

"I chased you! I think it's more like you led me in here," Kuwabara whispered back. Running water could be heard from the showers.

"They're taking a shower. Come on! We can get out of here before they see us!" Yusuke pulled him to the rows of lockers.

"Okay," he pulled him behind the first row, "On the count of three, we make a run for it."

"Okay."

"One."

"Two."

A locker slammed on the opposite side of their row. Yusuke looked up. Kuwabara peeked around the corner. His face went a pale white. He mouthed the words 'It's Auree!' Yusuke looked for himself. Sure enough there was the wolf demon, brushing her long auburn hair with her back to them.

"But I thought she was in the shower," Yusuke whispered.

"Keiko's probable in there," Kuwabara whispered back, "There's only one running."

"Dang it!" said Yusuke a little too loudly. Auree stopped brushing her hair and turned around just as the boys ducked back behind the lockers.

"Now look what you did!" hissed Kuwabara.

"Shut up! I think she's coming!"

Sure enough, you could hear footsteps coming. Yusuke looked around wildly.

There's got to be somewhere to hide! He thought, his heart pumping. The footsteps were getting closer.

The dressing rooms! He thought suddenly. He grabbed Kuwabara and pulled him along the row towards the right wall. They dived through the curtains of the first dressing room just as Auree turned the corner. She shrugged.

"I must be hearing thinks."

"Close call," whispered Kuwabara cramped in the small dressing beside Yusuke.

"You're standing on my foot," muttered Yusuke.

"Sorry," Kuwabara shifted slightly.

"Keiko! I'm just going to get dressed and then we can go!" called Auree.

"All right!"

"That's it!" whispered Yusuke, "She goes into a dressing room, we go out and we're home free!"

"That's great Urameshi, except for one thing."

"What?"

"We are in a dressing room."

"Is anyone in there?" the edge of the curtain shook as they heard Auree's voice, "Speak now or forever hold your peace!"

"Oh crap."

Kurama and Hiei were waiting outside when they heard a commotion.

"WHAT THE….!!"

"That sounded like Auree," Kurama looked up.

"Please! Don't hurt me!"

"And that sounded like Detective Urameshi," said Hiei.

"Or me!"

"And that sounded like Kuwabara," Kurama and Hiei looked at each other.

"Should we let them work it out on their own?" asked Kurama.

"Well, I'm not going in there," said Hiei, leaning against the building wall.

"Besides, if Auree's going to beat them up, I don't care."

"What are you doing in here Yusuke!" said Keiko, who was wrapped up in a towel and dripping wet.

"He's just trying to get a glimpse of you," joked Kuwabara nervously.

"Oh and I suppose you're in here to get a glimpse of Auree." Muttered Yusuke.

"EXCUSE ME!!" Auree glared at them both.

"Drop it, Urameshi!" Kuwabara muttered.

"Even I didn't think you were that sick minded, Yusuke," said Keiko coldly.

"You are so dead," said Auree.

At that moment, the door opened again on the other side of the room and a group of teenage girls walked in. They couldn't see the boys or Keiko and Auree, but they were heading their way. All the color drained from Yusuke and Kuwabara's faces.

"Actually," Auree had an evil smile on her face, "I'll let them see you and they can kill you for me."

"No!!" they both said quietly.

"Help us!" said Yusuke desperately, "My reputation is at stake here!"

"Mine too!" Kuwabara pleaded, "We'll do anything you want!"

"Anything?" Auree raised an eyebrow.

"Anything!" they both said.

"All right! I get to do a full makeover on you! This will be fun!" Auree shoved them back into their dressing room, "Keiko! Get me my duffel bag." She pushed in after them with the bag.

"We're gonna regret this, Urameshi," said Kuwabara as Auree pulled out her supplies.

"You think?" said Yusuke sarcastically, "Maybe we should have let the girls see us."

"I can arrange that," said Auree.

"This is going to be so fun!" said one of the teenage girls, "No boys! Just we girls having a good time."

"I hate guys," said another one, "The only thing they're good for is hitting, especially the ones who think they can just sneak in some girl's locker room for the fun of it."

"If there was a guy in here," said yet another girl, "We would all team up on him, wouldn't we?"

"Yeah!" said the first girl, "He wouldn't be able to see straight for weeks!" They all giggled.

Yusuke and Kuwabara gulped.

"Do what you gotta do, Auree," said Yusuke.

"All done," Auree whispered in Keiko's ear as she walked out of the dressing room. Keiko smiled.

"Are you girls done in there?" she hollered at the dressing room, "I need to change too."

"Um…yes." Came a deep voice that sounded uncertain. Then, it choked as though someone had elbowed the speaker in the ribs.

"Yes. We're done!" came a much higher pitched voice, "We're…uh…coming out now!"

Out stepped Kuwabara and Yusuke. Keiko bit her lip to keep from laughing. Both were in tight jeans that were fastened with glittering belts. They both wore sweaters that were just as tight and had cute pictures on them. Kuwabara had on a red one with pink hearts bordering the edges and Yusuke's was light green with Hawaiian flower borders. He also had on a brunette wig with a pink silk flower tucked behind one ear, while Kuwabara had gone blond.

"Just give me a minute," said Keiko, still trying not to laugh, "And then we can leave." She disappeared behind the curtain. Auree admired her work.

"So, what do you think?" she said softly.

"I think the make-up was a little much," said Yusuke looking in the mirror, "This mascara stuff is making my eyelids stick together,"

"Then you go the cheap kind," one of the teenage girls popped up out of nowhere Yusuke jumped back.

"The cheap king?" he said in his high-pitched voice, "Oh…that explains it."

"Yeah, the best kind is at the mall," the girl smiled, "My name's Carrie. What's yours?"

"I'm Yus…," he started to say, but Auree cut him off.

"This is Yussy," she said quickly, "And I'm Auree and this is Krissey."

"Krissey!!" Kuwabara glared at her, "What kind of name is…" he stopped shore and glanced at Carrie.

"I mean…uh...that's my name! Don't wear it out?" he laughed nervously in his girl voice. Suddenly, another girl rounded the corner and screamed when she saw Kuwabara. He jumped and turned around. She ran towards him. He backed away but she grabbed his arm and said…

"Where did you get that shirt? It is soooo cute!"

"I…uh…got it at…um…," he glanced at Auree for help. She coughed the word 'mall'.

"Mall! I got it at the mall!" he said quickly.

"It's just adorable! I'll have to get one."

"Get one what?" Another girl looked around from her locker.

"One of those shirts! Doesn't she have great fashion taste!?"

"I like the green one better."

"I do too," Carrie said as she examined Yusuke's outfit. She felt his sleeve and her eyes got wide.

"Do you workout?"

"Huh?"

"You have some muscles girl!"

"Oh…uh…yeah! I work out," Yusuke pulled away from her, "But only sometimes."

"Okay Auree! I'm ready to go now!" Keiko came out of the dressing room.

"About time!" said Yusuke forgetting to talk like a girl. Carrie stared at him.

"What's wrong with your voice?"

"Oh…um…nothing!" Yusuke said quickly, "I…uh…just have a…sore throat!"

"Well, we'd better get going," Auree grabbed Yusuke's arm and started dragging him out, "Well see you around!"

"Hey! Wait for me!" Kuwabara ran after them with Keiko close behind.

The girls looked at each other and shrugged.

Once they were all out of the locker room, Auree turned and glared at them.

"You owe me big time."

"Whatever!" said Yusuke pulled off the brown wig. "You made up wear make-up and wigs and you think we owe you!"

"I saved your butts," Auree folded her arms and continued to stare the two boys down, "I could at least have a thank-you."

"Maybe after I get all this stuff off," Yusuke began towards the men's locker room when Kurama and Hiei appeared.

Hiei stared for a moment at Yusuke, then turned to Kuwabara. He blinked. Kurama raised an eyebrow, not really expecting to see the two boys decked out in make-up and girls clothes.

"Are you…um…trying a new look?" he asked uncertainly.

"Not another word,' said Yusuke. He stormed into the men's locker room Kuwabara followed.

well that took longer then I thought it would take to type…sorry

Please review!!!!! Thank you! (next chapter: the tunnel of hate)