A/N: Hello! Your reviews made me happy! And yes I do agree the Armstrong would make a scary gym teacher! I thought this chapter was pretty damn funny!

Envy: For you of course it was funny! But what about me!

Edward: What about you! She made me-

Me: Hold it right there! We don't want to give away the chapter!

Edward: And what if I do want to spoiler the whole chapter! Or maybe the entire story!

Me: You wouldn't dare!

Edward: Try me! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the rest of this story! Envy and I-

Me: (slaps a piece of super sticky tape his mouth) Take that!

Envy: I told you not to mess with the author.

Edward: (Kicks Envy in the shin)

Envy: Why you mother-

Me: Now on with the fic!

Warning: DarkTigerGirls's bad grammar, language, and my first flashback (Yes!)

Please don't go: Part 1

Something was wrong, it was the middle of first period and Edward had not spoken to Envy yet. He was just sitting at his seat with his head buried in between his arms. Even thought Envy would act like he didn't he really liked it when Edward would talk to him; it somehow eased him especially when he had a lot on his mind. So obviously he had to see what was wrong with the chibi.

"Hay, Chibi-chan."

Nothing, not even a small movement. He tried again.

"Edward."

The sin got a response this time, Edward raised his head slightly and Envy was surprised to find that his face was totally flushed.

"Are you okay?"

"…."

"You don't look so good."

"…Your a pretty lady."

"E-excuse me?"

He began to giggle like a child after saying something naughty.

"Your very pretty lady, but your chest is so flat!"

The entire room went silent; there was definitely something with the blond, that or he had completely lost his mind. Thinking back to the other day he remembered when Edward thought he was sick, so Envy pressed his hand against but quickly pulled it back. Edward was burning, that wasn't good. The sin promptly raised his hand catching the attention of the teacher.

"Yes Envy?"

"Edward needs to go to the Nurse."

"Is he sick?"

"Very."

He gave him a nod and Envy got up taking Edward by the hand and left.

"Where are we going pretty lady?"

"I'm not a lady! And were going to the Nurses Office."

When they reached there destination the sin opened the door and stepped in. he was greeted with a warm smile from Ms.Juliet Douglas (come on people you should know how this is). She had long coffee brown hair and hazel eyes (its Sloth okay! Sheesh). Envy walked over and stood next to her desk.

"What's the matter Envy? Another nose bleed?"

"No, Edward is sick."

"Let's see."

Reached into the desk next to her she pulled out a thermometer, she got up and walked over to the blond.

"Say 'ah' Edward."

"Ah Edward"

"No, just say 'ah'."

"Ahhhh."

She placed the instrument into the blond mouth and kept it there for about a minute; she then removed it and held it up to the light. Shaking her head she looked at Envy with a very serious look on her face.

"Well he has a very high fever, Edward do you know where you are right now?"

"Of course, I'm in Camelot! And I Sir Edward along with the rest of the knight have come back form the dangerous quest of rescuing the fair maiden Envy!"

At this point it took every muscle in the sin's body not to slap the sick blond. Ms. Douglas shook her head and looked at Envy once more.

"The fever is making him delusional; I suggest you take him home."

"You want me to take him?"

"Of course, I can't very well lethim go alone in his condition."

The sin let out a sigh, she did have a point. If anything happened to Edward then he would be more then guilty about it. Besides he saw this as a way to close to the blond without getting too embarrassed.

"Fine, come on Ed."

"I'm a bird! I'm a bird!"

He started to flap his arms and jump up and down.

"Would you cut that out!"

"Okay pretty lady."

"I told you I'm not a girl!"

"Heheh, your funny lady."

Envy began to growl but then sighed, it wasn't like the blond could help it after all, and the only thing Envy could do for him was to take him home. But there was one problem he had no idea where Edward lived.

"Uh, Ed, where do you live?"

"Ummm…..I know!"

He took the sin by the hand and flow out of Ms. Douglas's Office. She smiled to herself as she returned back to her work. If was pretty obvious that Envy like Edward. She felt happy for the blond since not to long ago he was faced with a situation most kid his age just didn't know how to deal with. Ah yes, she remembered the first time Edward had came to her, he was one of the few people who did. The conversation had started out normal enough but then it somehow took a dark turn. She just felt like wrapping her arms around him and crying, the only advice she gave to was not to worry about it so much and be happy with what you have. Looking back on it now she wished that she had given him more then just that.

'You poor child, you only desire to be loved.'

"Edward this isn't your house."

"It's not?"

"No, this is my house."

Envy slapped his palm against his forehead, this was getting very frustrating.

"Edward look, it is very important that I get you home, so will you please take me to YOUR house."

The blond nodded slowly.

"Oooookay pretty lady I'll take you to my house."

Edward took the sin by the hand again and started off down the street for. Envy hoped that the blond would take him to the right house the time, but if he didn't that was okay as well. He like it when the blond would take him by the hand, even when people would stop and stare at the unusual site he didn't care, all Envy really cared about was holding the blonde's hand, it was just too bad that it only lasted for a few minutes. They finally stopped and stood near the front door of a house. Edward read the name plat of the side of the house that said 'Elric' and then turned to Envy.

"What's my last name?"

"Elric."

"Oh, okay then this is my house."

"Do you have the key?"

"I don't know, do I?"

"Damn it Ed! You're really starting to piss me off!"

He REALLY shouldn't have said that because Edward was now dancing around him singing a song that had just made up.

"Piss you off, piss you off, la, la, piss you off!"

And then he just….stopped, that it! He just stopped moving! But not altogether, he turned so that he was facing Envy.

"….um, Envy, why are we at my house?"

'I think he might be back to normal, for now.' "Your sick and I had to bring you home."

"Really? Well thanks."

"Whatever, see yeah."

He turned on his heel and was about to leave but stopped when he heard footsteps behind him.

"Go home Chibi-chan, you need to rest."

"Envy, could you…..stay."

"I can't."

"But what if I get worse? Please Envy."

The sin rubbed the back of his neck, he had a point. If he didn't stay Edward's fever would probable get worse but he would also try to follow him around untie he collapsed and Envy couldn't very well have that. So he sighed and crossed his arms.

"Alright, alright, I'll stay just stop making that face."

Edward gave him one on his all too familiarly smile, but there was something different about this one, it said 'You have no idea how happy I am'.

"Thanks Envy."

"Are you done yet?"

"Almost."

Envy lean against the wall and waited for the blond to finish changing. He had a heavy blush across his face due to the fact that he was ALONE in a house with EDWARD. Nothing would happen, he hoped. (Yeah….nothings going happen….you keep thinking that Envy)

'Come on Envy just open the door and take a little peek. He'll never know.'

'Shut up! I'm not like that!'

'Of course you are! You're just afraid to accept temptation!'

'I am not!'

'Oh really. Do you remember you fourteenth birthday?'

Envy's fourteenth birthday was one of his more…..interesting one. Greed thought it a good idea if he took the sin out and 'make him a man' so to speak. He wasn't completely sure what the meant at the time but he did know that he sure as hell wasn't going to like it.

Flashback (Woohoo! My first flash back!)

"Where the hell are you taking me Greed?"

Envy gazed out the window of Greed's car and watched as the people went by. He hated them, with there cheery smiles on there faces and there carefree outlook on the world, it made him sick to his stomach.

"Aw come on Envy-Chan, it's not good to be depressed on you birthday."

"Shut the fuck up, since when have you cared so much about my birthday, no one else does."

"I've always cared, I just have my hands full most of the time and I can't celebrate with you."

Envy snorted

"There's nothing to celebrate, I was born, big deal."

"Well you could at lest act like it matters."

"It doesn't matter! Not to you! Not to me! And especially not to Dante!"

Greed knew when he got like this it was best if he just left him alone, Envy noticed that they where entering the rundown part of town, they stopped in from of a bar. The front sign was in neon lights that red 'The Sinful', Greed got out of the car and told Envy to do the same. The thing was he opened the back door of the car and told him to get in; the sin just looked at him with confused look on his face, Greed just said it again and this time Envy did what he was told.

"Stay here I'll be right back."

He shut the door and went into the bar. Five minutes later Greed returned with a young girl wearing next to nothing, he opened up the car door and pushed her in.

"Envy, Heaven, Heaven, Envy, enjoy yourselves."

And he left. Oh God, he finally understood what Greed meant by 'make him a man'. She came closer to him and started to remove her clothing.

"Don't do that."

"I just want to get this over with."

"Why are you even doing this?"

She stopped and looked up at him.

"Look I need the money for collage and I'm new to this whole 'sell your body for money' thing, so could you please just take off you pants."

"You're a pretty girl and all but this really isn't the kind of job you want."

"Don't you think I know that! My parents kicked me out of the house, my boyfriend dumped me, and now I have to deal with a stubborn customer!"

She was getting fed up so she began to undo Envy's pants; he quickly pushed her off and got out of the car.

"Where do think you're going!"

"When Greed comes back tell him I went home."

And with that he left. Envy had all ways hated his birthday; this just gave him another reason to detest this day even more.

Flashback End (how'd I do!)

'You could have gotten laid! But you chose not to!'

'It wasn't right!'

'Since when have you ever worried about if something was 'right'! You burned down the last school you were at!"

'That's because those bastards deserved it!'

"Envy you can come in now."

He was snapped out of his thoughts by Edward voice coming from the other side of the door. The sin swallowed hard; there was no truing back now. Placing his hand on the door knob he turned…..

To Be Continued

A/N: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Not only did I put a flashback in there I put a cliffhanger!

Edward: (still has tape on his mouth)

Envy: I almost go laid….you bastard! How dare you stop me! You crap ass author!

Me: What was that (gives death glair)

Envy: Eeep.

Me: Please review! If you don't….. YOU WON'T GET TO SEE THE NEXT CHAPTER!