Kazer Dragon: Yeah I'm behind this week. So expect 3+ chapters for my other fan fictions. Anywho its time to continue…remember to review and tell people about this fan fiction you hear? Who is trying to kill Onigumo? WHY IS OGRE SO GODDAMN SCARY? WHY AM I ODD!

INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!

The survivors are all standing around camp.

"So…" Inuyasha starts. "Yeah. How about that tribal council?"

"Miroku." Ogre drools.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU BASTARD!" Miroku yells.

"I want a hot demon." Kagome says.

"You go girl." Inuyasha says.

"Inuyasha." Ogre drools.

"Haha Inuyasha sucks!" Miroku points and laughs. Looks around. "Say where's lesbian magazine?"

"What smells like tuna?" Asks Kagome.

"Heehee big whale." Shippo laughs.

"Say anyone up for strip scrabble?" Ogre asks.

Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.

Inuyasha walks into Sesshomaru. Pulls out his sword. Jumps into the air. Sesshomaru moves to the left. Then jumps out of the way when Inuyasha slams down. Inuyasha traps Sesshomaru in a corner. Inuyasha charges but Sesshomaru grabs the sword and sends Inuyasha flying. Inuyasha crashes on the ground. Gets up, and charges at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru teleports. Inuyasha looks around. Sesshomaru reappears behind him and kicks him in the nuts.

"BEEYOTCH!" Sesshomaru yells. He walks off. "I bet you thought Inuyasha was going to win again, huh."

"Since when can Sesshomaru so THAT?" Inuyasha asks lying on the ground in searing pain. "Priestess…" A priestess walks over to him. Inuyasha has hearts over his head. Kicks him and send him flying.

"That is NOT what my thermometer is for!" She yells after him.

Kouga, Shippo and Onigumo are walking through the forest.

"Are you sure there's treasure this way?" Asks Onigumo.

"I'm positive. I'm sure it's filled with goodies." Response Kouga.

"Goodies eh?" Asks Shippo.

They continue to walk and find a treasure chest.

"There it is!" Says Onigumo.

"Kouga was right!" Shippo calls out.

"And now, for the treasure within…" Walks up and opens the box.

"MONSTERS IN A BOX!" The box mechanical says.

"DAMMIT!" Kouga yells.

"Some goodies." Shippo sarcastically says.

"Bite me Shippo." Kouga threatens. "They can't be that strong. The box is tiny."

"Little Imp." The box mechanically says. A little imp pops out.

"See? What'd I tell you?" Kouga says proudly.

"Turtles of doom." Two giant turtles come out and face Kouga and Onigumo.

"DAMMIT!" Kouga yells.

"Well since you two are talking turtles. I guess I'll take care of Impy here." Shippo walks up and uses fox fire to kill it. "Well, I'm done. Later guys." Shippo walks off.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. What a bastard." Onigumo says.

"DAMMIT!" Kouga yells.

"Stop saying dammit, dammit!" Onigumo yells. "DAMMIT, Dammit, you've got me saying dammit now, dammit!"

Silence.

"Humans are weird." Turtle of doom 1 says.

"Agreed lets go home." Turtle of doom 2 says.

They leave.

"DAMMIT!" Kouga yells again.

Kagome and Ogre are checking the mailbox.

"Open up our island mail Ogre." Kagome says. Silence. "Ogre? You should hurry or we'll miss the challenge."

Ogre thinks of Miroku saying. Ogre c'mon…Hurry…You know I like it fast big boy…

"YES MIROKU YES….!" Ogre yells out.

"…How about I open up the mail, hmm?" Kagome says and reads. "I bet you're hungry heehee there are lots of snacks here. Cum get sum! Luv Jeff. Looks like we're gonna get food! Let's go tell everyone." Kagome runs off.

Ogre starts humping the mailbox. "AHHHHH YOU'RE NOT MIROKU! I'm A WHORE! AAHHHH" Runs off.

"Ewww…" Says the mailbox.

At the reward challenge.

"Welcome to your reward challenge, Megazongas." Jeff says. "To start, I'm giving each of you 500 island-bucks."

"What the hell is an island buck?" Asks Miroku.

"A island buck is island money." Jeff says.

"Oh goody. Now I can go to one of the island's many NON-EXISTANT STORES." Miroku says sarcastically.

"Shut the fuck up. We're having an auction for food."

This challenge is brought to you by… Mc Donald's.

"What the fuck! No its not." Says Jeff.

Uhhh… how about Target?

"NO! NO!" Jeff yells.

It's Pizza Hut then, you can't deny it.

"NO, DAMN YOU!" Jeff yells at Leanne.

Fine.

"ANYWAY…you all now have your island bucks, so let's start the auction. The first item up for grabs is this juicy hamburger! Who'll give me 50 bucks?" Jeff says.

"50!" Kouga.

"100" Miroku.

"150" Shippo.

"Hmmm, 200" Kouga.

"Sold for $200 to Kouga." Jeff says. Kouga now has $300 island bucks. "You guys can get your food after we're through, Next up is this tasty salad. Who'll give me $100?"

"Health food? Ha nice try Probst I don't think any of us are stupid enough to waste…" Miroku is cut off.

"$100!" Kagome.

"Well I guess Kagome is…" Miroku sighs.

"Sold to Kagome for $100!" Jeff says. Kagome has $400. "Next up is this wedge of cheese! Who'll give me $100!"

"CHEESE! 100!" Shippo yells.

Heehee I'll keep him going for it. Miroku thinks. "150"

"Damn you $200!" Shippo.

"Sold to Shippo for $200!" Says Jeff. Shippo has $300. "Next up is a secret surprise! Who'll give me $100?"

"I'll take the risk 100" Onigumo.

"Heh its probably something like goats piss." Inuyasha laughs.

"GOAT PISS! 150!" Ogre yells.

"Sorry Ogre your not getting this one. 200"Onigumo.

"This muffin is sold to Onigumo for $200." Onigumo has $300. "Next up is a fruit smoothie. $100 anyone?"

"Heehee, fruity like me $100" Shippo.

"That'll go good with my salad. $150." Kagome.

"Sold to Kagome for 150." Kagome has $250. "Next up a wiener. $50 anyone?" Jeff asks.

"500!" Yells Ogre and runs over and takes it.

"Okay…sold to Ogre for $500." Ogre is out.

Much later.

Inuyasha has $500, Onigumo $300 and Kagome at $250.

"We only have three items remaining. Next up is another mystery item!" Jeff announces.

"I'm convinced this is the one. 500!" Inuyasha runs up to the box. The box opens and and Ogre grabs him into the box. "NNNOOOOOO!" The box closes and rolls away.

"Okay next up we have some beer." Jeff says.

"250!" Kagome.

"Sold to Kagome. Well Onigumo you get the last item by default. And you win a brand new computer!" Jeff says.

"SWEET!" Yells Onigumo.

"Damn that all comes out of my salary…" Jeff complains.

Back at camp.

"That's a sweet computer Onigumo." Kouga says. "Start it up."

Kouga presses some buttons.

"Hello. Please insert username." The computer says.

"My name is Onigumo."

"Processing request. Please wait…" The computer says. "Fatal error occurred in sector 5628A. Running destruction program now. Onigumo Onigumo Onigumo Onigumo Onigumo Onigumo. MY name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

"Um…Kouga?" Onigumo pleads.

Kouga runs away.

Onigumo runs away.

"I'm going to kill you now." The computer says chasing him.

Inuyasha is walking in the forest. The Priestess and Sesshomaru walk up behind him.

"Excuse me." The Priestess says.

"Uhh yes…" Inuyasha turns around.

"This man claims that you've been 'owning' him. Incessantly. I don't like bullies." The priestess says.

"And what's a GIRL like you going to do about it?" Inuyasha says. Thinks for a minute. "I mean…uh… nice weather isn't it?" The priestess pulls out a hammer and sends Inuyasha into a big pool of water with Ogre in it.

"Hey hunny glad to see you," Ogre winks.

"AAAHHHHH." Inuyasha screams trying to swim away but can't. "Why can't I move!"

"Welcum to Ogre's cauldron of love baby." Ogre says sexy.

"AHHHH LET ME OUT!" Inuyasha screams then thinks.

"Don't think you can escape, my precious beefpuppet." Ogre says.

Inuyasha tries to jump out and starts to rise up.

"Come get him BITCH POSSE!" Ogre yells.

Inuyasha lands out of it. "HAHA I'm free." A whole lot of female demons grab him.

"You might escape from Ogre but you can't hide from Ogre's Bitch Posse."

Later after Inuyasha's escape from Ogre's Bitch Posse.

"Welcome to your immunity challenge Megazongas." Jeff greets. "Today's challenge will be a battle to the death. Tournament style. You will fight each other to win immunity when you're ready, we'll begin"

First round: Miroku vs Ogre. Inuyasha vs Kouga. Onigumo vs Computer. Kagome vs Shippo.

Miroku and Ogre are facing off.

"Heehee hi Miroku." Ogre winks.

"WHY GOD WHY!" Miroku yells.

Because you're a little bastard.

Ogre grabs Miroku and carries him off.

Inuyasha and Kouga are facing off. Kouga kicks his sword away and Inuyasha jumps up. Kouga grabs Inuyasha's sword and stands under Inuyasha. He sends it through his body.

Onigumo and Computer now. Onigumo throws a imp at him then kicks through the screen.

Kagome and Shippo are just standing there.

Still standing.

A imp falls on Kagome.

Ogre vs Kouga. Onigumo vs Shippo. In the second round.

Ogre starts by chasing Kouga around. Kouga hides in a bush. The bush starts to make noise. Ogre runs behind the bush and into Inuyasha's blade Kouga took.

"BOOYAH!" Miroku cheers.

Ogre gets up and starts chasing Miroku.

Shippo keeps jumping over Onigumo's head.

"What the fuck are you doing!" Yells Onigumo.

Shippo lands on his head. Onigumo grabs him and throws him then kicks him.

Final round. Kouga vs Onigumo.

Onigumo kicks Kouga and lands into Ogre.

"Hey hunny nice running into ya." Ogre says.

"NO…NOOOOO" Onigumo cries.

"Oh yes yes baby." Ogre takes him off.

Kagome - Megazongas

"Damn I could've used that immunity." Kagome says drinking her beer. "Oh well I'll just drown my sorrows in this beer." Drinks some more. "Ahhh…uhh what the fuck?" Kagome sees a finger.

"Hi Kagome." Says the finger.

"Who are you?" Asks Kagome.

"You don't remember me? I'm your finger. Your first love. Rejoin me Kaogme." The finger says.

"KAGOME NO!" Yells Sesshomaru. "You don't need him!"

"Damn you demon!" Yells the finger. "TSTW, Attack."

"What is a TSTW?" Asks Sesshomaru.

"Hey baby?" Says a sexy girl. "I'm the sexy toroian whore! You can call me TSTW, though big papa. Hey…why don't we play three bears? You be the toaster AND I'LL BLOW THE HELL OUTTA YOU!"

"Umm What the fuck?" Sesshomaru says.

"No effect! Oh well Squeezer stack." TSTW calls. She puts his head between her boobs.

"Ahhh powerful boobs cutting off air tunnels…breathing ceasing…but pleasure rising…" Sesshomaru stops breathing.

"SESSHOMARU!" Kagome calls.

"HAHA SQUEEZE!" TSTW yells.

"Argh…" Sesshomaru falls down dead.

"NO!" Kagome snaps out of it. "Phew It was only a drunken hallucination. Thank goodness Sesshomaru isn't REALLY dead."

"That's right bitches. HAHAHHAHAH!" Sesshomaru laughs alittle ways from Kagome.

"Heehee Demons make me wanna get jiggy with it." Ogre calls out.

That night, at Tribal council.

"Welcome again to tribal council survivors!" Jeff says. "You all know the drill. If you don't I swear… you're all DEAD. Kagome do you feel vulnerable tonight?"

"Yes Jeff. That immunity would've really helped." Kagome replies.

"Fair enough. Ogre, do you feel like there's a lot of relaxation at camp?" Jeff asks.

Ogre thinks of Miroku saying. Ohh Ogre come sit next to papa Miroku and relax a bit…

"I'm COMING MY YUMMY LITTLE MONK BEEFQUISHE!" Ogre yells.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD OGRE! You are so going down. You. Are. Going. Down!" Miroku yells.

"Preferably on you baby." Ogre winks.

"I'm going to be sick…" Miroku says looking green.

"Time to vote you up Kagome." Jeff says.

After the votes.

"First vote is for Ogre, second Ogre, third Onigumo, fourth Onigumo, fifth Ogre, sixth Onigumo, the last vote is for Onigumo.

Six remain who will be kicked off next week?

Kazer Dragon: Well now that was different eh? I'm Canadian I'm allowed to say it. So BITE ME! Really do, I'd like it…aaaahhhhh I'm thinking like Ogre now…