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INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Kouga is walking on a beach. And he runs into a big box.
"What the hell is that?" He walks up to it. Opens it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Sesshomaru comes out riding a demon that crushed Kouga. "Wow that was a long scream. Come my fellow demons lets go kick some half demon ass! FOR REVENGE!"
"REVENGE!" The demons yell and go running. "Wait wasn't this for gays?" Asks a demon running after them.
"C…candy bars?" Kouga cries.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
Starring: Inuyasha, Kouga, Miroku, Kagome, Ogre, Shippo.
Sesshomaru is having a pep talk with his demon army.
"Today is the day I lead you to victory!" Sesshomaru yells.
BOOOM! A whole bunch of canon balls kill all the soldiers but one.
"Well who didn't see that coming?" says the demon soldier.
"I sure as hell did." Says Miroku on the back of a dragon with a bazooka cannon ball gun.
"Take this yah bastards!" Kouga throws a giant candy bar.
WACK! Kills the only solider alive.
"…bastar…my neck…" Sesshomaru dies.
Sesshomaru's death count 16.
"Hopefully he'll stay dead this time." Miroku says.
"Yeah" Kouga agrees.
"Let's just finish this damn intro, and get on with this weeks episode its already late." Miroku says.
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"Today is the day we have our revenge!" Yells Sesshomaru on a dragon with all the kicked off castaways. They are: Onigumo, Totsai, Kaede, Sango, Kanna, Naraku, Kikyo, Jaken and Kagura. Plus the demon army. "We've been pushed around enough. NOW IS THE TIME TO ATTACK! GO DOG DEMON ARMY! AND LEAD US TO VICTORY!"
They throw a rope down and a demon climbs down…but when he reaches the end of the rope he's still 50 feet in the air and screams AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH while he plummets to his death.
"Dammit! Lets go everyone!" Sesshomaru calls.
They all jump down to the SURVIVOR castle where Jeff stays while hosting survivor.
Onigumo kills two guards.
"What the hell do you want?" Jeff says walking up to them. He's wearing a cowboy hat today.
"THIS, you cowboy hat wearing bastard!" Sesshomaru stabs him with a lance. "LETS GO!" They climb back on the rope.
"Heehee." Ogre takes a dead guard.
Meanwhile at camp…Shippo, Kouga and Ogre are on a beach dancing to: I'm a survivor. They are not just dancing but break dancing. Miroku comes walking in.
"C'mon its time to go." Miroku announces. "Err guys?" They keep dancing. "…"
Reward Challenge time.
"Welcome back, my little sexmuffins 3" Says TSTW.
"Where's Jeff?" Asks Kouga.
"Like he got killed by a flaming demon. 3" TSTW winks. "Anyway, so today you'll like, be playing for me! To win a hot night of lovin' you must play demon ball." They all grab up a bat. "Survivors ready? GO!"
Kagome runs and all the other stand there and get crushed by a huge demon.
"mmm…squishies." Says the huge demon.
Kagome hits the demon away with her bat.
"KAGOME WIN!" TSTW announces. "Lets go hunny. 3" They both run off.
"I wanted to get laid…" Miroku cries.
Sesshomaru and his demon army are lined up on a beach.
"Dude this so sucks." Says demon one.
"If I didn't have student loans I'd so be outta here." Demon two says.
"Student loans what school did you go to?" Asks Demon one.
"Killer blaster year 465. I was top of my class." Says Demon two.
Inuyasha is riding a huge demon with the Pikachu chain saw army and Ogre with a helmet over his head.
"What the fuck. And army of demons." Inuyasha says confused.
"One question Inuyasha baby. Will he know it's his sweet Ogre lovebitch?" Ogre asks.
"Nope. How could he tell?" Inuyasha says. "Alright Pikachus Thunderbolt!"
The Pikachu's line up.
"K time to go." Says demon two.
All the demons run over to Inuyasha.
"What is this? This is what Sesshomaru is trying to kill me with?" Inuyasha yells.
The other kicked off castaways are on the dragon with a huge bomb. They drop it.
"…crap." Inuyasha says.
BOOM!
"Who says demons can't be badass." Sesshomaru says a safe distance from the bomb.
Back at camp we join the group in their next Immunity.
Kagome, Shippo, Kouga and Miroku are at the challenge.
"Welcome back survivors." Says Jeff. "Thankfully CBS still has Medicare on my contract so I'm still alive. Anyway today's challenge is a game of Bomberman!" Inuyasha shows up carrying Ogre. "Now move to the arena."
They are in an area that looks like bomberman board.
"SURVIVORS READY? GO!" Jeff yells.
Bombs start flying. Kagome gets caught between too. KABOOM! She's out. Inuyasha and Kouga throw a bomb at each other and knock each other out. Ogre farts and Shippo is killed.
"OH HELL NO! I'M NOT GETTING DESTROYED BY OGRES ANAL FOREST!" Miroku Runs away.
"Ogre just want love…" Picks up Shippo and runs away.
Back at camp…
Miroku-
"I can't believe this is happening. Every time I try to vote out Ogre…it doesn't work! But this time, I've talked to everyone about this. Ogres gone for good."
Tribal council.
"Welcome again survivors. Now is the time I asks questions. Miroku remember those dumbasses who don't review?" Jeff asks.
"You bet! I'd tell them to quit being dumbasses and review for a change." Miroku says.
"Fair enough. Enough talking about idiots. Time to vote….AHHHHHH" Jeff gets run over by Sesshomaru riding a giant demon.
"OGRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Yells Sesshomaru.
"Shippo." Ogre says.
Shippo giggles.
"Y-your standing right next to him? WHY!" He yells. " I can't believe you! How could you! Don't you remember our song? I'll sing it for you…" Sesshomaru gets out his harp and starts to sing a bunch orgasm noises. "SHIPPO THE TRIBE AS SPOKEN."
"What the fuck?" Shippo says.
"GET LOST!" Sesshomaru screams.
Shippo cries and runs away.
Back at camp.
"Hehe so Sesshomaru killed 50 men. Half of that was me. 100 men with his own harp. Cut thur them like roses thru da red sea." Ogre laughs talking with Jeff.
Sesshomaru is walking and… WOOO WOO a train runs over him sending him flying.
Sesshomaru's death count 17.
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