Letters to Reviewers:
Ogre
Hey babez, its ur honeyluv Ogre now as u kno ive been waitin' a long time for Miroku to finally cum around if ya know what I mean, I mean come on I'm just all up on his luvtwinkie an' I think he's finally braykin down! Anyhow wish me luck cause I want his fire rod so bad heehee well let u go to read the fan fiction bye bye!
MirokuGOD DAMMIT I HATE THAT ASSHOLE OGRE. HE KEEPS TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS AND I JUST WANT HIM TO GO TAKE A SPOON AND EAT SESSHOMARU'S ASS. DAMN. Well, I think I'm gonna go try and get me some hot priestess poon in this episode…it's about damn time. Later on.
SesshomaruDEAR GOD WHT MUST I ALWAYS DIE!
INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
"Yeah so." Miroku says talking in this circle of priestesses. "That was how I killed 8 huge demons with my bare hands. Sure I was scared but then again…I knew I had to do it for the priestesses. "
"AWWW." HOW SWEET!" The priestesses say.
YES I AM SO LAID! Miroku thinks. "Now ladies…if I can kill 8 demons with my bare hands, imagine how big my penis is."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANNA RIDE YOUR DEEP SEA LOBSTER!" Yells out one of the priestesses.
"Psst hey Marsha think he'd be interested in a threesome?" Asks a priestess.
"Hehe ya probably." Says Marsha.
OH MY GOD THEY WANNA RIDE ME LIKE SESSHOMARU ON TIMBERLAKE! Miroku thinks.
BEEEEEEEP! "NO GOD DAMMIT NO!" Miroku screams.
At camp.
"Hehe morning sweetness!" Ogre says looking down at Miroku.
"I HAD A DREAM OF TWENTY DAMN PRIESTESSES VIRGINS WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AND YOU COME AND RUIN IT! GOD DAMN YOU YOU SWEDISH YANK SPANKER!" Miroku screams.
"He he I didn't know you were Swedish." Ogre says.
Shows the title screen with the Survivor logo.
Episode 12: Morte d' Sesshomaru,
Zemus is in his graveyard. "Say, has anyone seen my piano?"
Sesshomaru is standing in a field by the Survivor castle.
PIANO CRASHING SOUNDS! "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Sesshomaru gets crushed by it.
Sesshomaru's death count 17.
"Thanks Tony the tiger I would have never been able to get that piano up here by myself!" Says Inuyasha, him Tony and Miroku are on top of the castle.
"No problem my half demon ghetto bitch." Tony says.
"HAHA YOUR TONY'S BITCH!" Miroku laughs.
"SHUT UP BEFORE I GO MARSHA BRADY ON YOUR ASS!" Inuyasha yells.
"QUIET CALLGIRL" Miroku calls.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Inuyasha screams.
After Inuyasha recovers from bitchdom, Miroku after 11 episodes of being harassed by Ogre, finally decides to get the hell away from him with one final attempt at freedom…colonizing outer space…
Miroku is standing next to a space shuttle. "I will be DAMNED if I ever have to get it up the ass again…SO by using this space ship I shall fly FAR FAR AWAY FROM THAT ASSHOLE OGRE AND LIVE IN ANAL FREEDOM FOREVER!" Inuyasha walks up to him. "Hey, check it out. Here comes General Mills!" Miroku calls.
"GOD DAMMIT I AM NO CEREAL BOX CHARATER'S WHORE YOU CANDY ASS!" Inuyasha yells.
Kouga appears on the space shuttle. "DID SOMEON SAY CANDY?"
Ogre walks up to Inuyasha. "I know what special li'l half demon said ass." Ogre starts humping and Inuyasha turns around hitting him away with his sword.
In a shower.
"Oh Sango…" Kagome yells.
"Oh Kagome…." Sango cries.
Ogre goes flying by.
At Ogre's ass market.
Jeff is tied up. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH ASSHOLES!" Jeff screams.
"Hee hee nice catch…" Ogre says flying by.
"Why thank you." Says the auctioneer.
Sesshomaru is back alive in the field.
"HA I'm STILL!" Ogre hits him in the head and bounces off still flying.
Sesshomaru's death count 18.
Back at the space shuttle area.
"Well General Mills now it looks like you're Ogre's bitch too!" Miroku says.
Ogre falls right into Miroku.
"Well hello there fuzzmittens." Ogre sexily says. "Hehe I tale it u like the bottem."
"DAMMMIT!" Miroku screams.
"I think it's high time THAT DADDY KOUGA GOT HIS GROOVE THANG ON!" Starts dancing to Kung foo fighting.
"Time I kick some demon ass." Inuyasha kicks Kouga sending him flying to knock Ogre away as well.
"INUYAHSA I STILL LOVE YOU IN THE MOST NON SEXUAL WAY POSSIBLE!" Miroku cries.
Heehee if I had a nickel for every time I herd that one…"Inuyasha, I must now journey to a land where my asshole can run free from ogretastic intrusion, a place where my anus can enjoy the serenity of a tranquil, lusterous world of antiogre, a world where I can lean against a pole and not have all this GOD DAMN WHITE STUFF ALL OVER IT!" Miroku says.
"Miroku, good luck on your asstastic liberation. May the Pootang be with you." Inuyasha waves.
"Thanks, Inuyasha I almost forgot…" Miroku throws some carrots.
Sesshomaru is alive again.
Carrots hit Sesshomaru.
"DAMMIT…what the hell carrots?" Sesshomaru picks them up. He looks around. "Alright something's fishy…" A huge bird lands on him.
BAM.
"Biggest cock I ever saw hee hee." Ogre appears laughing.
Sesshomaru's death count 19.
Sesshomaru souls floats up. "HEY ASSHOLE I'M GOING TO STAY DEAD THIS TIME! YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME AGAIN HAHAHHHAAHAH"
Back at the spaceship.
Miroku has a button. "THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK BITCH!" Pushes it.
Back with Sesshomaru's soul.
"DEAR JESUS… OH SHIT! THE SOUL TRAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH…." The soul train runs over his soul sending it flying.
Sesshomaru's death count 20.
"OH yeah! Someone just got owned by my 1970's can of whoopass!" Miroku cheers. "Later my bitchin' half demon bad ass." Miroku runs onto the space ship. "Later dudes, I'm outta here."
"What…just…what the hell…" Inuyasha says confused.
And so Miroku groovetastically goes to outerspace, in search of the anal liberation he's always dreamed of…
Miroku is sitting in a chair inside the spaceship looking at the screen.
"Dude this spaceship kicks Sango-slut-ass!" Miroku cheers. "It's even got a 60" plasma TV! I gotta turn this bitch on!" turns on the TV.
On the TV: Ogre's LUV SHAQ!
"Hi everybody!" Greets Ogre. "My name is Ogre and this is my luv shaq."
"Hey it me Shaq." Says a picture of Shaq.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Miroku screams.
"Well babycakes time for my favourite part of the show…" Ogre continues to say. "The part where I talk bout all the naughty things I wanna do to Miroku."
"Ya wit Miroku itz not about da three point shot itz bout da money shot hehe." Shaq picture giggles.
"Right on my li'l center snatch nunpuff." Ogre licks his lips.
"I WILL FREE-THROW YOUR ASS OFF A CLIFF BITCH!" Miroku screams at the TV.
"Well whaddya say we sho them our pics." Ogre says as a screen comes down.
CLAP CLAP CLAP. The Audience claps.
"HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE CLAP FOR THAT!" Miroku yells.
"Wait." Ogre says, "We need some music on dis bitch. This first pic is of me Shaq and da boys." Ogre says as the music comes on.
Show a picture of Shaq with a ball but Ogre is on the ball.
"Ya notice how they tried to get sum sweet Ogre meat but I was just like NUH UH BITCH!" Shaq says.
"Ya there'z only so much meat I can handle hehe. This next pic is of us right after the threesome….
Sesshomaru is standing in a forest.
"WHOA HOLD ON THERE BITCH! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WHY DID THE TV SHOW STOP AND RANDOMLY SWITCH TO ME IN A FOREST. ….I AM NOT DYING AGAIN YOU GOD DAMN SONS OF BITCHES!" Sesshomaru screams.
"DAMN WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!" Miroku yells from his space ship and pushes a button on a remote.
A huge axe appears above Sesshomaru. "OH. SHIT!" Slices him in half.
"PIKA PIKA!" The Pikachu's with chainsaws appear all around him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Sesshomaru screams.
"Hell yes bitch," Miroku laughs evilly.
Sesshomaru's death count 21.
"Well everybody thatz all the time we got for ya. For my luvpoodle shaq, this is Ogre sain nighties." Ogre waves.
OGRE'S LUV SHAQ! Taped live on Miroku's spaceship.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA…LIVE ON MY SPACESHIP!" Miroku yells. "AWE HELL NAW!"
Some demons are in a castle watching TV…"10 bucks says Miroku runs out of fuel and crashes." Says Demon one.
"20 bucks says Miroku gets da buttlove from Ogre." Says Demon two.
"…SICKASS!" Demon one yells.
Back on the space ship…On the Screen it says. "YOU ARE OUT OF FUEL. Initiating crash sequence. (AKA kiss you ass goodbye).
"AWE GOD DAMMIT!" Miroku Screams.
Back with the demons.
"Pay up bitch!" Demon says pointing at demon two.
Shaq and Ogre take Demon one.
"HAHA NOW WUT BITCH!" Demon two cheers.
So after demon one…lets say his name is Rubicant. Any way after Rubicant is bitchnapped by Shaq and Ogre, we journey to the aftermath of Miroku's shuttle crash hoping that he can be sparred from the hells of Inuyasha meets Survivor just this once…
Miroku falls on a island in the middle of nowhere.
THUD!
"…OWWW!" Miroku screams in pain. "Dear Jesus…All I ever wanted was some non-toxic poon and a burrito…is that too much for me to ask? Honestly, is it? It's all….it's all I've ever wanted…." Miroku dreams of a Burrito and a hot babe.
THUD!
Ogre falls on top of Miroku.
"WHY GOD WHY!" Miroku screams as something worse than death.
"He hee Well Gilligan. I think its time you met da skipper." Ogre says smiling.
"WHY DOES GOD HATE ME!" Miroku screams.
Day two on Ytinigriv Lana ym Gnisol Island…Miroku is standing on top of a coconut tree the only one on the island.
"PLEASE!" Ogre begs.
"NO!" Miroku yells.
"K" Ogre pulls out a ladder behind the tree.
"You've got to be fuggin' kidding me." Miroku says while Ogre climbs up the tree. "Ogre, I've waited forever for this moment…" Miroku says sexy like.
"Oh me too baby me too heheheheeh." Ogre comes closer.
"…DIE BITCH!" Miroku screams.
MORTAL ISLAND COMBAT TIME!
"You soul is mine…" Miroku glows purple. "WUT NOW BITCH!"
"Hey baby…" Ogre says looking at the Mortal Combat Dragon sign.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN AT YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Yells the dragon sign.
"Your extremely long and pleasureful tongue." Ogre drools.
"What the fuck…" The dragon sign says.
A picture of Rumiko Takahashi, Creator of Inuyasha comes on the screen.
"SHIT!" Miroku says.
"Miroku what da hell you doing? I drew you for Inuyasha only…and you go off and pull crazy shit! Next time you pull crazy shit…I draw you with no wang chung! You understand me!" Rumiko Takahashi says.
"…yes ma'am. Wait…WAIT….YOU CAN BLOW MY ASS WHAT ABOUT OGRE!" Miroku yells.
"Ogre?" Rumiko Takahashi says.
"Yes my little hironoboner?" Ogre says.
"YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. YOU BEST INUYASHA CHARACTER EVER!" Rumiko Takahashi says before disappearing with the mortal combat stuff.
"Why thank you sakakootchie." Ogre waves.
"BULLSHITTTTT! BULLSHIT!" Miroku keeps yelling.
"Hehe you like it Miroku you like it." Ogre says.
Sesshomaru in a boat comes by.
"OH I SO GOT THIS ONE!" Miroku pushes a button.
The Jurassic Park Tyrannosaurs eats Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru's death count 22!
"Whoa!" Miroku says.
Rumiko Takahashi comes back.
"Sweet like Japnesse chicken! TO T-Dawg you want go for nachos?" Rumiko Takahashi says.
"W0RD!" Tyrannsuars says coming back.
"HAW KICKASS LATER MAH NIZZLETS!" They both leave.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH! COME BACK HERE I WANT SOME NACHOS!" Miroku yells after Rumiko Takahashi.
"Heehee I like it macho too!" Ogre says.
Miroku swears uncontrollably.
"Hey Miroku be right back I gotta go visit a special someone…" Ogre looks right at the camera. "Well hello there Sugarpanties…. If you still want sum of dis sweetness hit me up at: 1-900-BIG-O-GRE. Then you can really hit me up if you kno wut I mean now dontcha? Hehe. Well I gotta go do dis show thing I'll be seeing ya later bye bye hunni luv ya!"
After Miroku endures more of the hell which is Inuyasha meets Survivor, we finally arrive at the coveted vote off.
"YOU DUMBASS, WE"RE SUPPOSE TO DO THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE FIRST!" Jeff screams.
Oh so I guess it's immunity time cause Jeff thinks he's such a badass oooooooo look at me I'm the Survivor Information bolded word cause the writer doesn't feel like hiring a narrator. Look at me I'm shaking in my boots. Please don't hurt me you fudge-craving Demon-listing lameass excuse for a game show host! Hey Jeff your mom came over last night, she was better than usual so I gave her an extra dollar…
"What the…How can you have sex? You're just a bunch of bolded words? Look I need to go beat some cocky bolded words ass." Jeff gets a huge sword. "Time to introduce a certain someone to BITCHHOOD!" Jeff runs off. You hear screams and Jeff comes back with the Bolded words all covered in Blood. "YOU DON'T MESS WIT DA PROBST!"
Inuyasha and Miroku are on a dragon.
"Ten bucks dude." Miroku says to Inuyasha.
"Your on." Inuyasha says.
"Finally we can get to the IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!" Jeff chants. "Challengers, I summon thee!"
Inuyasha, Kagome. Kouga Miroku with Ogre on top of him appear.
"That was sweet devil magic Jeff…" Kagome says.
"AWE DAMMIT!" Miroku screams and kicks Ogre off.
"Hey Miroku you over there with Ogre for any special reason?" Inuyasha winks.
"BLOW IT OFF INUYASHA!" Miroku yells.
"This immunity challenge is rather simple. Each of you will take turns hurling insults at each other, and I'll judge the amount of points each insult earns you based on cleverness, perversion, wittiness, etc. The first person to 25 points wins immunity. SURVIVORS….READY! Inuyasha your first." Jeff says.
"Alright…Hey Miroku you're such a cunt your nose bleeds once a month!" Inuyasha calls.
"ASSMONGREL!" Miroku calls back.
"10." Jeff says. Inuyasha has 10 points. "Kagome go."
"Hmmm…Hey Ogre yo mama's ass is so big. NASA wants it for the next shuttle landing!" Kagome says.
"Oh damm. 8 pts to Kagome. Kouga your go." Jeff says.
"Jeff you know if I would have had exact change, I could have been your dad." Kouga smiles.
"WHAT!" Jeff Screams.
"Ummm…Candy bars?" Kouga quietly says.
Jeff pushes a button and a huge Butterfinger crushes Kouga.
"WUT NOW! WUT NOW!" Jeff takes a deep breath. "Ogre your next."
"PASS!" Ogre yells.
"…..Miroku your up."
"INUYASHA YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GAYWAD!" Miroku yells.
"WHY YOU SHITHEAD!" Inuyasha yells back.
"Oh damn that's a 25 pointer…. Miroku wins. I declare you have immunity." Jeff says.
"I declare you sexy hehe." Ogre says.
"OH WUT NOW INUYASHA WUT NOW!" Miroku teases.
Inuyasha jumps over and punches him in the head.
"DON"T YOU EVER CALL ME A GAYWAD AGAIN!" Inuyasha yells.
"Well you know what time it is now…Kagome go and vote." Jeff says.
"uhhhh…" Kouga cries.
"QUIET BITCH!" Jeff pushes the button again.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH…" Kouga gets crushed again.
Inuyasha goes to vote, Runs over Kouga's body.
Ogre goes to votes. Jeff jumps on Kouga's body.
Miroku goes to vote.
"All the votes are in. (Excluding Kouga since he's dead he votes for himself cause I said so) Once the votes are read the decision in final. If anyone disagrees with me, I'll beat their ass. First vote Ogre, second to KOUGA CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD YOU LITTLE BITCH HAHAAHAHAH. Third to Inuyasha, Fourth Kagome, the last vote is Kouga, please remove your carcass ass from the island." Jeff says.
"CARCASS!" Ogre grabs it and leaves.
Later…
Ogre is driving a lawnmower.
"Somebody has to keep the lawn cut." Ogre says.
"Yeah…just like I did your mom last night OOOHHHH!" Shippo says coming out of nowhere.
"Oh u lil bitch hhehe." Ogre chases Shippo.
Miroku comes out of nowhere.
"Seriously, you all can just bite my ass…"
A whole bunch of demon appear and start to party.
"WHY GOD WHY!" Miroku cries.
Kazer Dragon: Sorry bout the lateness again. I hope it's so funny you forgive me and REVIEW! Please do!