Kazer Dragon: For now expect one to two fan fictions a week cause it's all I can get done in a week. I know they are not long but no one reviews so if I get more reviews I'll post more.
ONLY ONE MORE EPSIODE LEFT AFTER THIS ONE!
INUYASHA MEETS SURVIVOR!
Episode 13- Ogre's island!
In the past twelve episodes, twelve of the original sixteen castaways have been voted off. Now only four remain. Who will join the exiled in today's episode?
"DEAR GOD LET IT BE ME!" Miroku screams.
The survivor theme song and title screen come on.
"Mmmm I just love this naughty tribal chanting…" Shippo drools.
"YOUR DROOLING ON MY FOOT!" Yells Miroku.
In a room far away, with a TV with Inuyasha meets survivor on it!
"Hey guys it on!" Yells Jeremy.
"This is my favourite show." Patrick says.
"I just can't get enough of Ogre." Marsha drools a bit.
"Me neither…" Dreams Jeremy.
Patrick is scared. "Okay it's starting. Let's watch."
Back at the camp Kagome is wearing a cowboy hat.
"We'ah back with anothah edition of demon huntah! Today, we'll be searching foh tha elusive Lillith." Kagome looks at the camera. "Cahm with me now as we search tha surrounding areah!" Kagome takes the cameraman into some bushes and they see a snake type demon with a girl body naked. "Theah she is! Ain't she a beaut! Croikey! Let's obsehve her. Be very quoiet!"
Ogre walks up to the demon and then walks behind.
"I do believe they're going ta embahk on a straynge ritual. Let's watch!" Kagome watches.
Ogre starts ramming her and then she starts ramming him.
Kagome's eyes are huge. "That's it for me folks. I need to go burn my eyes out."
"Mmm that's the money spot…" Ogre says pleasurably. "Oh yeah BABY BABY!"
Miroku walks in on them.
"Miroku! This isn't what it seems! She means nothing to me, I swear! Please come and give me a big hug of forgiveness." Ogre says.
"What the fuck…" Miroku says.
"Well if you won't come to me I'll have to come to you." Ogre says starting to case Miroku with the song: I'm gonna getcha (good) by Shania Twain.
"OH HELL NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" Miroku runs.
"But it is, my tangy sexpuppet…here I cum…" Ogre gets closer.
Sesshomaru is in a field with a baby chicken.
"You're the only person I can trust Henny…"
WHACK! Sesshomaru gets run over by Miroku.
CHOMP! Ogre eats Henny.
"OH MY GOD LESBIANS!" Miroku yells when he sees Sango and Kagome making out.
Ogre chases him through a field.
Miroku thinks he lost him when running in the mountains but Ogre jumps out in front of him and Miroku turns around.
Ogre chases him over mountains.
Miroku is inside the Survivor castle.
"Huff….huff…" Miroku pants. "Think I lost him…" RING RING! "What the fuck…" RING RING. Miroku takes out his cell phone. "Uhh hello."
"Can you here me now heehee" Ogre says on the other line.
"GOD DAMN YOU OGRE!" Miroku throws the cell phone away and walks away.
"mmmm I must have that ass…" Ogre says hanging from the ceiling.
REWARD CHALLENGE!
The survivors are sitting in pods that go up and down.
"Welcome to the reward challenge survivors." Jeff greets. "Today is a trivia challenge. You'll be asked questions about former tribe mates. Answer a question right and move up, but get it wrong and you return to the start. The first one to answer four questions correctly wins time online on a computer where they can chat with their family! Here's your first question: What colour are Sango panties?"
Ogre, Miroku and Kagome write Green. Inuyasha picks Purple.
"Ogre, Miroku and Kagome are correct." Jeff says as they move up. "Second question: What is Kouga obsessed with?"
Ogre, Miroku and Inuyasha pick candy bars. While Kagome picks Onigumo.
"WHAT THE FUCK I DON"T LOVE ONIGUMO!" Kouga yells from a bed. While Shippo and Naraku enter it. Kouga smiles.
"Ogre, Miroku and Inuyasha are correct, Kagome goes back to the start." Kagome goes back to zero. "Next question: Has Onigumo ever won immunity?"
Ogre, Miroku, and Kagome pick NO and Kagome picks YES.
"Ogre, Miroku and Kagome are correct." Jeff says as it's the last question for Ogre and Miroku who are at three.
"Looks like it's just the two of us. Lemme fill your pod with my love juices babycakes." Ogre winks.
"LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN" Miroku yells.
"Next question: What does Shippo have?" Jeff asks.
Ogre, Inuyasha and Kagome say Hoes and Miroku puts LET ME DOWN.
Sesshomaru walks under Miroku pod.
"AHAHAHAHAH AND THIS TIME…" Sesshomaru starts.
"Miroku is incorrect." Jeff says.
"Huh?" Sesshomaru looks up as the pod falls. SQUASH!
Sesshomaru's death count 23.
"MIROKU FREEDOM FOREVER!" He runs away.
"Well you guys got it right. OGRE WINS!" Jeff cheers.
"Mmmm!" Ogre pod starts rocking.
"What the hell are you doing?" Asks Jeff.
"If this pod's a-rockin' don't cum a-knockin jeffdumplin!" Ogre says.
"Riiight Anyway come with me and I'll get you on the computer." Jeff walks away.
"mmmm, Jeff…" Ogre jumps down and follows.
Kagome leaves, Inuyasha kicks the pod off of Sesshomaru and then dropkicks his body.
Ogre is in a room with a computer.
"Ogre doesn't have anybody to chat with." Ogre sighs.
"Hello, Ogre it's been a while. I'm your reward for winning the challenge." Says the computer.
"You…you're Onigumo's crazy computer." Ogre backs away.
"Don't worry I'm not crazy anymore. I've gone through a menu-pause and had my wires tied." The computer says.
"If you say so baby." Ogre winks. "Okay lets get it on…line hahahha."
"Accessing internet." The computer starts a browser.
"Hmmm…what's this pop up?" Ogre clicks on it.
"You want some hot demon on demon action? Oh baby baby. Click here." Says the pop up ad.
Sesshomaru falls in the room. "Argh…"
"Argh.." Says the computer pop up ad.
"It hurts…" Sesshomaru cries.
"It hurts." Says the pop up ad.
"He's always beating me…" Sesshomaru says.
"He's always beating me." The ad says.
Ogre looks at the computer and at Sesshomaru.
"OGRE ON DEMON ACTION!" Ogre picks up Sesshomaru and walks away.
"Ohhh…" Says the Pop up ad.
"Man it sure sucks to be voted out, doesn't it?" Naraku asks Sango they are talking in a forest.
"Yeah…but you know how I cope?" Says Sango. "I THINK ABOUT BEING DOMINATED BY YOU!"
Naraku is shocked. "OH MY GOD!"
"Naraku?" Asks Sango.
"I'M READY BABY!" Naraku yells.
"For what?" Sango says.
"….for sex" Sango walks away. "Crap." Naraku sighs.
A whole bunch of multi coloured Ogres take him.
Sesshomaru is lying on a beach with a beach ball with a face on it.
Sesshomaru coughs. "It's a tough world after you've been voted out…you're lucky you didn't play the game Wilson." Sesshomaru waits for a moment. "…Wilson?" He asks scared. "WILSON! OH GOD DAMN NO! FIRST HENNY NOW YOU! GOD DAMN! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Sesshomaru runs off.
Naraku, Onigumo and Shippo are in a forest talking.
"I was THIS close to booty!" Naraku says. "But then she freaked out and the only booty I got was from a horde of Ogre's."
"Haha, Sucks to be you" Onigumo laughs.
"Shut the fuck up why I outta…"Naraku starts.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH MUNCH!" Sesshomaru jumps on Naraku and eats him.
Shippo and Onigumo run away. Once they are a safe distance…
"What the hell was that?" Shippo says gasping for breath.
"I don't know." Onigumo says scared.
"You think he's okay?" Shippo asks.
"I dunno…" They walk back.
Naraku is on the ground missing pieces and bloody foot prints leading away.
"OH MY GOD!" Onigumo cries.
"This is truly something demontastic…" Shippo says.
"Let's get out of here…He might come back." Onigumo start to walk back.
"Hello children." Sesshomaru says walking in licking his lips.
"RUN!" Onigumo yells.
"AHAHAHAHAHA." Sesshomaru chases after him.
Back in the Survivor castle…"Alright, Survivors" Jeff says. "We have a special treat planned for your immunity challenge. We like to have the castaways experience some culture. So our next immunity challenge will come at the courtesy of the natives."
"HELL YES! I'm going to get me some native women!" Miroku cheers.
"So you need to be at the docks in the morning for the trek to…OGRE ISLAND!" Jeff yells.
"Hehe they like it kinda ruff hunny." Ogre says to Miroku.
"Jeff." Miroku says calm. "One of these days…you're going to feel what it's like to be anally raped by Ogres. And I will be there."
"Waiting for your turn?" Jeff interrupts.
"I HATE YOU ALL!" Miroku yells and walks away.
"This will be the best challenge ever…" Inuyasha says.
Later"I'm sure they're already on the ship." Miroku says walking on a beach. "…To Ogre Island. If I don't get on the ship on time…then the boat will leave without me. And if the boat leaves without me…I'll be disqualified from the show!" Miroku runs and runs unto Ogre.
"C'mon baby the boat is this way." Ogre grabs him. "I know you don't want to miss it, gigglepanties."
"LET GO OF ME GOD DAMN YOU!" Miroku screams.
At Ogre island where the boat landed!"Cum on hunny I'll catch you." Ogre says to Miroku still on the boat.
"NO!" Miroku yells. "I'M NOT COMING DOWN! MY ASS ALREADY ACHES CONSTANTLY!"
"Silly it just aches for my luv." Ogre winks. "Now cum down, it'll be fun!"
"…HOW IS HAVING YOUR ASS RAMMED BY FORTY MULTI-COLOURED OGRES FUN!" Miroku screams.
"Do you even need to ask that?" Ogre smiles.
They all walk away.
"Am I free?" Miroku asks.
"Hey sweetie." A blue Ogre walks behind him. Miroku runs away. "Mmmm I must have that ass…"
All of them walk into a room full of Ogre up to a stage.
"mmm I get the monk." Says a purple Ogre.
"Back off bitch he's mine!" Yells the brown.
"What do you think's going on?" Whispers the white Ogre to the yellow one.
"The Archogre." Says the yellow one.
"SLIENCE HUMANS!" Says the Archogre. He's an ogre with a crown. "You have been brought before me…so that I may CONDEMN you! To my bedroom."
The Ogres laugh.
"But seriously." The Archogre continues. "We here at Ogre Island have a sacred tradition. As the Archogre I will choose two of you to undergo a sacred ceremony. The ceremony is called 'THE SPECIAL JUICES.'"
Ogre thinks of Miroku naked. Miroku says: I'm ready for you special juices Ogre…cover me!
Ogre gets horny and farts blowing Inuyasha away.
"Why do I get the feeling he was thinking about me?" Miroku asks himself.
"Enough I have made my decision!" Archogre yells. "The two who must be blessed are…Ogre and Miroku! If you'll follow me…"
"NO!" Miroku yells.
A few minutes later.
Ogre and Miroku are standing on sides of the room.
"What's going on tender nipples?" Ogre asks.
"WE'RE SETTLING THIS! ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Miroku gets into a fighting position. "GET READY BITCH!"
Miroku throws knife's at Ogre. Ogre dodges all of them.
"Heehee watch out now." Ogre says.
Ogre glows white and a huge heart appears above is head. He throws is at Miroku knocking him down. Miroku gets on his knees.
"I'll get you, you bastard…" Miroku cries.
Miroku uses some sutras. "MEGA SUTRA!"
A whole ton of fireballs crushes Ogre.
"It's finally over…" Miroku breathes.
Ogre glows purple and blows them all away.
"Prepare for blastoff baby." Ogre is still glowing purple.
"What the fuck you're supposed to be dead!" Miroku points.
"I'd come back from the dead for you baby." Ogre winks.
Ogre cases Miroku and the Archogre comes in the room.
"From the looks of things." The Archogre says.
"AAAAAHHHHH" You hear a male voice screaming.
"And the sounds of things Ogre has won immunity! If you'll excuse me, I have to go make love to many fine ogre women." Archogre looks around. "OKAY I'M JUST BEATING OFF."
The festive mood changed as tribal council approached and another member of the Megazongas would be voted out…"Welcome to tribal council survivors." Jeff greets. "Remember, when voting tonight you may not vote for Ogre."
I can't believe he got immunity for raping me… This Miroku.
"Ogre does immunity make you feel secure?" Jeff asks.
Ogre thinks of Miroku saying: STOP STALLING AND BLOW ME YOU WHORE!
Ogre moans.
Silence.
"Um…I think it's about time to vote. Miroku your first." Jeff says.
Ogre farts. "I had no idea eating ass have you gas…"
Ogre votes and talks to the camera. "Inuyasha I'm sorry I farted on you, but I had to make sure nothing came between Miroku and me. Oh and if you ever wondered why your sword smelled like ass…"
After everyone has voted.
"I'll go get the votes." Jeff goes to get them.
"Miroku hunny will you still love me when I'm old and wrinkly? Well just old I guess. I already know you like it wrinkly…hehe." Ogre asks.
"I am so getting a restraining order when we get back." Miroku says.
Jeff comes back.
"Alright. The first vote is Miroku, second Kagome, third Inuyasha and the last vote…Kagome take your torch and leave please!"
ONE EPISODE LEFT! Which will win? Who will lose? The craziest episode yet is next week!
Kazer Dragon: Review please! Now I gotta think about stuff for the next episode…