A/N: Thank you sooooooo much for reviewing! Yes, I do know that it is a shame that I can't kill off Roy, but he'll get his in the end. That the way MY world works.

Envy: What do you mean YOUR world?

Me: My fanfic, my world, my rules.

Envy: I still don't get it...

Me: To put it simply, I control the world. And what I say goes.

Envy and Ed: Ohhhhhh, I see.

Wrath: Is that how you got Lust to act SO out of character?

Me: Yes, observe. Normal Lust.

Lust: What am I doing here?

Me: Preppy Lust. (Snaps fingers)

Lust: Ohhhhhh Envy-kun, give me a huge!

Envy: What the-

(Lust tackles Envy to the ground)

Wrath: Cool!

Edward: GET OFF OF MY BOYFRIEND!

(Edward jumps in and starts up a big fight)

Wrath: This turned out better then I expected! (Pulls out a camera and starts taking pictures) These are going in my scrap book!

Warning: DarkTigerGirl's bad grammar, language, and Indians.

The unexpected guest

Edward had decided to take a shower. He stood in the bathroom and was disrobing. The last time he had taken one, was when he arrived home, the day Roy had...hurt him. Flinching as the memory came back to him; the blond ran his fingers down his chest, touching one of the bruises Roy had made. Some of the sting was gone, but it still hurt. His hand moved up, into a different direction, his arm. He felt the bandages on his arm and almost started to cry. It was still hard to believe that he had tried to kill himself, tried to take his own live. Edward closed his eyes for a moment, he just wished that some of the memories he bared didn't have to be so...unpleasant. But alas, there was nothing he could do. Sighing, he stepped into the shower. The water was just the way he liked it, nice and warm. He let the stream of soothing water fall upon his back. The blond needed a massage, or something that would get rid of the tension in his shoulders and back.

'I could ask Envy to do it for me.'

'Oh, that would be something. You could have him start out high, like at your shoulders. Then you could have him go lower, and lower, and lower, until BAM! It turns into full-blown sex! '

'...'

'Did I say something wrong?'

'...horny bastard.'

Envy was feeling...playful, so-to-speak. He wanted to get a little revenge, for Edward making him fall on his face. Since the blond was in the shower, that was going to make his revenge even sweeter. The sin wasn't going to cause Edward any bodily harm; he was jus going to give him a little scare.

Making his way up the stairs, he stopped at the bathroom door. Envy was good at sneaking into places, without making a single sound. Slowly he turned the doorknob and crept in, turning around he shut it, making sure that the 'click' was unnoticeable. The sin then began to remove his clothes. It would be rather stupid if he got in with all of his clothing on. When he was completely naked, the sin slowly walked over.

Here came the hard part, Envy had to find a way to slip into the shower without 1. The shower curtain moving too much or. 2. Make as little noise as possible and last 3. Make sure Edward didn't notice a thing. So this did pose a bit of a challenge. The sin peeked in and saw that Edward wasn't aware of his present, yet. Envy gradually stepped in and stood behind Edward. Now to put his plan into motion, he walked up a little further, and leaded over until he was right next to the blonde's ears. Being the little bastard that he was, Envy said the one word that he found so befitting of this situation.

"Yo."

Edward reaction was priceless. He must have jumped at lest two feet in the air. He quickly turned around and gave Envy a pissed look.

"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"

"No, just getting a little payback for making me fall on my face yesterday."

"...then I guess we can call it even now."

The blond held his hand out, and gestured for the sin to shake it. Envy stared at it for a moment; he raised his hand and took the blonds. As soon as his hand came in contact with Edward, he was suddenly trusted against one of the tiled walls, with the blond smirk at him with a lustful look in his eyes.

"I thought we were even?"

"We are. I just felt like having some fun."

"You could have just told."

Edward's smirk widened.

"Where's the fun in that."

He pressed his lips against the sins neck, and gently slid them along Envy silky skin. The sin let out a soft moan and turned his head.

"M-maybe we should do this after you finish your shower."

"Alright."

The blond released the sin and stepped back.

"I won't take too long then."

"Good, I'll be waiting."

He tilted the blonde's chin up and placed a kiss on his cheek. With that done, the sin stepped out of the shower. Edward needed that, something to take his mind off of all the bad thoughts he was having. He didn't know it, but he was blushing right now. Edward smiled and when back to his shower.

When he was finally finished, Edward wrapped a towel around his waist, and made his way to Envy's room. He opened his suitcase and pulled out a pair of blue boxers, a thin red hoodie shirt, and pair baggy blue jeans. He slipped the boxers on and then the rest of his clothing. Once he was done, Edward walked out of the room and down the stairs. Envy was stretched out on the couch, watching TV. Chuckling, he walked over and sat on the sins waist. Envy look to see the blond smiling down at him. He sat up and wrapped his arm around him.

"Did you have a nice shower?"

"Yup. It was really relaxing, but..."

"But what?"

"But I would be even more relaxed if you'd play with me."

Edward pressed his lips against the sins. Envy fell back onto the couch, with out breaking there kiss. He lifted the back of the blond shirt, and ran his fingers down his spine. Edward gave off a light shiver. He loved this. Nothing in the world could stop this wonderful feeling.

Ding-Dong

Except the doorbell.

Envy broke the kiss, and then sat up once again. He was confused, who in the world would be coming over at 9 o'clock in the morning! He turned back to Edward and gave him quick peck on his cheek.

"This won't take long. It's probable just one of those church people."

The blond moved off of Envy, and sat back. The sin got up, and made his way to the front door. He wanted to make this as quick as, so he could get back to Edward. Upon opening the door, his eyes widened. The person that stood before his defiantly wasn't from a church.

"Hello big bro. Did you miss me?"

Envy slammed the door and turned around. He wasn't supposed to be back for a LONG time!

"OPEN UP! I LIVE HERE DAMNMIT!"

Edward looked up from the couch, and gave Envy a puzzled look.

"Envy, who's at the door?"

"Uh, no one."

"I'M TELLING MOMMY ABOUT THIS!"

"But it sounds like Wrath."

"..."

"I SWEAR I'LL BREAK THE DOOR DOWN ENVY!"

"It is Wrath, isn't it?"

"...yes."

Envy let out a sigh, and turned around. Opening the door, Wrath tackled the elder sin to the ground. The younger sin had...face paint on?

"What the hell is your problem? Locking me out of the house! I have the right mind to...oh hi Ed."

He waved to the blond, and the blond did the same.

"I thought you were supposed to be at camp?"

Wrath got up off of Envy, and walked over to the couch.

"Well, you see-"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special news broadcast."

Everyone suddenly looked towards the TV.

"Hello I'm Kin Jenkins. We have just gotten word that a summer camp named, Happy Smiles, as suddenly fallen under attack. By whom you say? By the own children that were spending the summer there. We now take live on the scene, with our field reporter Mary Luwin. Mary, what's going on down there?"

The scan turned from the news room, to a shocking sight. The children were running around dressed as Indians, tribal paint included. In there back there were a few buildings on fire. Also some of the camp counselors were bound and gagged.

"Well Kin, it seems that the children of this camp have rebelled against the consolers. They have set most of the cabins ablaze. Oh, excuse me, could you tell me how this all started?"

She stopped one of the kids that were running by.

"Of course I can! We were doing a little play about Thanksgivings. The pilgrims were being bitches, so we, the Indians, rebelled!"

The kid looked towards camera.

"And none of this could have been possible, if it wasn't for our great chief Runs with Fire! Thanks Wrath, you've made my summer an awesome one!"

And with that he ran off. Envy and Ed turned there attention back on Wrath.

"Uh...hehe...that's why I'm not at camp."

"...you are SO grounded."

"B-but they were being really mean to use! I had to do something before they-"

"You're not going sever it here."

"I'm not?"

"No, you're going to be spending the rest of the summer...over at Lust's house."

"W-WHAT?"

Wrath ran over to Edward and started to beg.

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO! MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND CHANGE HIS MIND!"

"Sorry, there's really nothing I can...wait, who told you Envy was my boyfriend?"

"Greed did. He said Envy was...happy."

He cringed at the mention that his older brother was 'happy'. Neither Ed nor Envy said a thing.

"He also said that Envy fucked you like a minks."

Both Envy and Ed went pale.

"WRATH GET YOUR ASS UPSTAIRS NOW!"

"WHAT? What I'd say?"

"NOW!"

Wrath let out a huff; he didn't see what he had said wrong. He turned on his heel, and stomped upstairs and into his room. Envy just let out a sigh of irritation. Greed REALY should have kept his mouth shut. But then again it was Greed.

"Envy, you shouldn't be ashamed to tell him."

"I'm not. It's just that, I don't want people in my family to know, not yet at lest."

"Why not?"

Envy didn't answer. He did want Edward finding out, what might happen if Dante found out. She had suspected him of being attracted to guys when the sin was younger. It was an interesting situation. Envy had gotten into a fight with another boy, obviously the sin was winning. He had pinned the boy down, in an award position and was about to deal the final blow, but stopped. There was something about him that Envy never noticed before; he had the most stunning face. The sin wiped away the tears that had fallen to the kids' cheek. It was warm. Envy then got up and walked away. He needed to talk to his mother about this feeling, this very strange feeling.

Flashback

Envy walked into the house, and ran straight to his mother, who was in here study. He knocked before he entered. A voice from the other side of the door, told him to enter. Dante's study was filled with books. He walked over and stood next to her.

"Um, mom, I have a problem."

She looked up from her work, and looked ant her eldest son.

"Make it fast. I'm quite preoccupied at the moment."

This was how she always was. Putting her work before her children. Envy let out a sigh, it would be best if he started from the beginning.

"Well, you see, I got into a fight at school. I was beating the kid pretty good too. I tackled him to the ground, so it could finish him off. But when I did, I got this really funny feeling. I thought he was...cute."

"...sinner."

Dante got up from her seat, and begin to slap the sin numerous times. When she was done, she grabbed him by the shirt collar and brought him close to her face.

"If I ever, I repeat, EVER, find out that you've been having anymore of these 'feelings', I'll kill you and the person that gave them to you. Do you understand?"

The sin nodded.

"Now get out of my sight."

She released him, and went back to her work. From that day on, Envy's emotions had completely shut down. He wasn't loved, so he didn't care about anything. The world hated him, and he hated it back. He couldn't even cry, if he did then the world would pity him, and Envy hated pity. The only thing he could do was to hide his emotions, from everyone, even himself.

Edward got up, and walked over to the sin, wrapping his arms around him, he pulled him into a huge. He knew that there were a lot of things about Envy's past, that he wasn't supposed to know about, much like himself. And there was know use in trying to prey, especially when it came to his personal life. So the blond decided to lighten the mood a little.

"Are you really going to send Wrath over to Lust's house?"

"Maybe. If he gives me a good answer pf why I shouldn't, then I might change my mind."

"You know what; you're not that bad of a big brother."

"Then you wouldn't mind helping me make up my mind."

"I guess it won't be too hard."

Envy gave Edward a smile before he led them both up the stairs. What the blond didn't know was that Wrath was VERY manipulative. Envy just hoped that Edward could resist Wrath's evil mind control.

A/N: Okay I admit that this was a short chapter! But it was funny! So review!

Wrath: YES! I'm back!

Envy: Damnmit! Now me and Ed can't screw around anymore!

Me: I never said that Wrath was staying.

Envy: YES! In your face Wrath!

Me: But I never said he was going, now did I?

Wrath: Woohoo! In YOUR face Envy!

Lust: I say let little Wrathy stay with me!

(Tackles Wrath to the ground and starts hugging him)

Wrath: GET HER OFF OF ME!

Envy: Only if you give me back those pictures you took.

Wrath: FINE! HERE! (reaches into his pocket and pulls out photos) ...HAY WERE ARE YOU GOING? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HELP ME?

Envy: I lied.