A.N. Listen ZephyrSamba, I am a dude, and so is Eddy, so... don't be callin' none of our stuff cute. If it wasn't for Me, Myself, and Ed I'd...(insert random torture involving a rubber chicken and ramen noodles.) That aside, I suggest y'all check that fic out. Seriously, check it out!
"Mm. So many emails... so few good emails"
a- run 'EEnEmails'.exe
a- Eddy, which was more difficult: that time you tried to make Ed cool, or the time you tried to make Double-D tough? Would you be willing to try either one again?
Double-D, if you could be in charge for a day, what would you and your friends do?
Ed, what in heaven's name were you trying to achieve with that freezer experiment of yours? Did it ever work? Maybe you should ask Double-D to help you the next time you want to run some sort of experiment...
"What!?! This e-mail isn't even built correctly!" Eddy shouts. He mutters, "The indecency, doesn't even add a 'Dear Ed, Edd, n' Eddy', people think they can get away with anything..."
"Oh Double-Deee!!" Eddy calls. Edd shuffles over and moves Eddy out of his stool. "Move aside please." Edd rapidly types on the computer, gets up, and with a quick 'you're welcome', Edd shuffles back.
a- Dear Ed, Edd, n' Eddy,
Eddy, which was more difficult: that time you tried to make Ed cool, or the time you tried to make Double-D tough? Would you be willing to try either one again?
Double-D, if you could be in charge for a day, what would you and your friends do?
Ed, what in heaven's name were you trying to achieve with that freezer experiment of yours? Did it ever work? Maybe you should ask Double-D to help you the next time you want to run some sort of experiment.
Sincerest wishes,
ZephyrSamba
a- De-wimpifing Edd or making Ed cool, eh, Zephy? Making Ed cool, hands down. Firstly, Ed wanted to be cool and I am just so cool it spreads like a disease, an awesomeness epidemic,(click awesomeness epidemic to show a pop-up showing a needle with "Awesomeness vaccine" written on it) a cool-fluenza... a miasma of mod. While sock head here...
"Hey!"
Well, I've got to give sockhead credit for beating Plank.(click on Plank to show a pop-up of Plank with angry eyes and a smirk) Seriously. That piece of wood gives me the jibblies. NEXT QUESTION!!!
The Eds rapidly switch chairs and Edd takes the helm.
a- Hmm... being in charge, for one day. Are we talking total control here? Of the entire Cul-de-sac? Well, I don't think I could take the responsibility of running the neighborhood, so I'd need my friends help. But as for what I'd do... I really don't know how to put this... and it's not usually my style to break into song... Wehhhlllll......
(Sung to the tune of different town by Strong Bad)
Ed, he would have a new get up,
"Clean shirts!" Ed says
Eddy would have no set ups,
"This sucks!" Eddy shouts
Ed adds: The lane would have a mutant key that would eat everybody but Double D and me...
"And me!" Eddy shouts
Edd smirks, "We'll see."
And the Kankers would be underground in a box filled with a million peasssss...
"We hate peas!" The Kankers scream. "I know!" Edd says while running away.
Rolf would give away farm chickens that have nutritious delicious eggssss...
"I'll take those!" Ed says, stocking up on eggs.
And Ed's angry little sister would be in a giant metal caaaaage...
Sara growls and chews at the bars.
Johnny would be totally funky,
"disco rama, huh, Plank?" Johnny asks while wearing 70's style clothing
Eddy shouts: And Kevin, he would look like a monkey
Kevin looks like he did in 'Once upon an Ed'
Eddy continues: And Jimmy wouldn't change a bit so he'd still look like a whiny idiot...
Jimmy also looks like he did in Eddy's version of 'Once upon an Ed'
(The song begins to wind down and the spotlight is turned on Edd, who is dressed up in a blue leisure suit)
And Nazz right here, would be a hot Japanese girl, that can't speak any English, you know since I'm the only one who can speak any Japanese in the least...
Edd is standing on the stool, looking incredibly pleased with himself
"Wow, that was curiously gratifying, maybe we should try that again"
Ed ignores him entirely and shouts,
"Stop hogging! It is Ed's turn!"
With a flip-shove of the stool, Ed moves in and starts typing with no consideration to what he is typing.
a- iao wefnko anvuio ;rejie angv awlf;oabvg uawnfkn nialguag
"Well Zeppo, my freezer experiment has a long and interesting history"
Ed jumps up, waves his hands, wiggles his fingers, and shouts, "Doodly-oo!! Doodly-oo!! Doodly-oo!!" He looks at the Ed's and explains, "That's the flashback noise."
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!!!!!!
So there I was, flying through the air covered in glue...
REAL TIME!
"I'm confused Ed, how exactly did this happen?" Edd asks. Ed stands there confused for a second, "Oh!...Yeah! Like I was saying..."
FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!!!!!!
So there I was, lost in the void of my mind, when Sarah comes in...
("Of course! Whenever Ed is flying through the air, Sarah probably has something to do with it. Or possibly one of our scams" Eddy adds.)
"ED!!!!!" Sarah screams. "Yes, baby sister?" I ask. Sarah is holding a paintbrush in one hand and Jimmy by the other. "Me and Jimmy want to play arts and crafts, SO GET THE GLUE FROM THE SHELF, or I'm tellin' mom." I smile, jumps into the air and start running, but only start moving after a while. "Paste for my sister and her whiny friend!"
I start climbing the shelves and reaches for the glue, but before I can, I loses his balance and falls flat on my face, and before I can even admire the pretty stars I see in front of my face, the shelves crash down on me. After a while, I pop out of the wreckage, looking dizzy and even more confused than usual, and covered in non-toxic school paste. Reassuring myself, "I'm okay! I'm ooookkaay!" I look at myself, "WOW I look like the pus monster from 'I was a Teenage zit, part IV' " "ED! You ruined our arts and crafts!" With that, I received a swift kick out the door.
So there I was, flying through the air covered in glue...
When I hit Rolf's meat locker and his meats stick to me like I was Meat-Magnet Man! Rolf came out looking really mad. "Who dares steal from the Son of a Shepard?" I went outside to tell Rolf what happened, but he began to act funny when he saw me. "EEEAAAAAAHHHH! It is the infernal cod of the bphbpbhph!" And then he started running, weird, huh?
When I came home, I hopped out of my new Meat-Magnet Man costume and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping. When the next day came, Eddy and Double-D came to my house for breakfast. "Ed do you keep your Eggs in the freezer?" Edd asks. He reaches for the freezer and my costume falls all over him! After getting him out, he asks, "Ed, what in good heavens is that?!?!" Double-D sounded like he wanted it for himself, so I told him, "You found my freezer experiment, thanks a bunch, Double-D!"
REAL TIME!!!!!!!!
a- aiw.
"And so concludes my retelling of the history of my freezer experiment, I hope you enjoyed the e-mail, the paper, take us home."
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A.N. For any and all weirdoes who like this fic: Sorry it took so long to update, I was busy with my summer job, and if I gotten a few more reviews...