Will Turner Needs To Die
Ch.3
The fangirl landed in Port Royal and brushed her clothes off. She got wierd looks from the islanders as she ran through the streets carrying all sorts of weapons they never seen before. To tell you the truth, she had nothing against Orlando Bloom at all, it was his character, Will Turner. Sure, there weren't many nice, polite guys like him nowadays, but he was just...too naive and innocent. Jack Sparrow...now he was the guy for almost every lady. Okay, so not everyone liked drunk, dirty pirates like him, but it was all right.
"Oh Elizabeth...being with you has made me the most happiest boy on earth!" She heard Will's voice say as she hid behind the bushes of the governor's mansion.
"...Man." Elizabeth corrected. Will got that rather annoying innocent look on his face.
"Oh, yes...of course." At that point, the fangirl just gritted her teeth and rolled her eyes. But at least Will wasn't as annoying as Elizabeth.
"Will...why choose me, when you could be a pirate like Jack?" Elizabeth asked as they walked out the front gate and down the road. Will turned to Elizabeth and kissed her hand.
"Why be a pirate, if I'm with you?" Okay, now he was just repeating himself. The fangirl jumped out of the bushes and armed herself with a sword. Elizabeth screamed annoyingly and hid behind Will as he put his hand out in front of her. Tch. Like that was going to do anything against an armed girl.
"Arr...I am Mary Sue! I've come to beat you to the ground, William Turner!" The fangirl said, grinning. Will Turner lifted an eyebrow.
"You're one of them amateur pirates, aren't you?" Mary Sue stopped cackling and looked at him.
"What are you talking about?" She demanded.
"I'm here to fight you like the wussy you are!" Will snickered and burst out laughing.
"Sorry, I don't fight girls." Elizabeth thumped his on the head with her umbrella.
"Well, other than Elizabeth, here." Will shrugged. Mary Sue glared at him and took out some dynamite.
"Oh yeah? Well take this!" She lit the fuse and threw it at Will. Realizing what it was, he screamed and dropped it before he ran around with his arms flailing in the air. KA-BOOM! Elizabeth and Will were blown through the air, landing at the foot of the road.
"Ouch." Will said with a dazed look on his face.