Edd looks around, confused. "Does anyone find it odd that when august was almost over, it became May of next year"
Ed and Eddy stare at him. After a short while, they reply, "No. Not really." Edd slumps down, muttering, "I'm surrounded by idiots." Eddy shrugs then says, "Well, I'm not sure if Double-D has a point or not, so to make up whatever time difference there is for those who experience seasons besides summer, we going to do a DOUBLE EMAIL ANSWERING"
He shouts then making noises like a crowd going wild for him. 'Oh, you're so generous to them, Eddy.' He says in a girl's voice. 'Can we have your autograph'
Edd makes an exaggerated cough, throwing Eddy out of his fantasy. "Oh, right. To the emails."
a> run "EEnEmails.exe"
a>Dear Ed Edd n' Eddy
(For Double-D)
Do you offer help? Because the magic Boomerang is in my house, and it's making my dog act like a cat.
(For Eddy)
Did you ever attempt to get revenge on Kevin that wasn't show on TV? "We were on TV?" Eddy asks.
(For Ed)
Have you watched anime? If so, what's your favorite?
Instead of reading the next part, Eddy merely laughs. P.S. Insult me, and I will show my sword.
Thanks:) "Smiley face from Tykan, Webname." (Click here for a postcard that reads, "Greetings from Webname)
-Tykan(Web name)
a> Smiley, in case you didn't take English in Tykan, P.S. goes after the closing. But anyways, here's your answers, No,don't know what you mean, and no. Next e-mail!
a>Dear Ed,
Hi, I am a wiard "wiard?" and I whach (says w-hach) you useing (says us-eing) my great power (says it very sarcastically,
so you might as well come clean, I know what you do in your spare time.
Your local wizard, (he skips the closing)
crosser
a>Well crosser, your "great power" must have absolutely no effect with spellcheckers! And for the both of you,
this is NOT I'm-a-total-nerd RPG. It's and wizards, ha.
"Actually Eddy, it's dot-net." Edd corrected. "Wha?" Eddy asks slowly. "It's actually A dot-com website is used by a singular person or group usually to make a profit. Fan fiction, in order to escape litigation, chose to make a network site, where they could be free of normal laws and rules." Edd explained. Ed and Eddy stared at him cluelessly,
until Eddy says, "Wait, no rules in fan fiction? I know just who to send these things to! Fwd to..."
(Meanwhile, somewhere in England...)
Hermione Granger sat down to check her emails. "What are you doing, Hermione?" Ron asks. "Oh Ron, if I tried to explain the latest in Muggle technology, your head might explode like it did last time." Hermione replies sweetly. Ron groans, "Don't remind me." "Hey, do you know where Harry is?" Ron shrugs. "Probably doing what he always does.
Being gloomy somewhere because the world is so unfair."
That was exactly right, Harry curled up in a corner, with a storm-cloud over his head. 'What fun is being a wizard if you can't secretly watch people doing embarassing things?' He thought. POOF! A pair of small people poof in beside him, one being a green-haired male and the other being a pink-haired woman. "What's up sport?" The green-hair asks. "Oh, Cosmo. I don't think I can beat Voldemort--" At hearing his name, the fairies suddenly explode into a pile of confetti, then reappear. "--and if I don't beat him, I might die, or worse, Cho'll think I'm a loser!"
Snape suddenly appears out of nowhere, with a beautiful girl behind him. "Potter, this is Mr.Malfoy's long-lost sister,
named Mary-Sue." The girl hops in front of him, and within five minutes, they're hopelessly in love. Snape turns to Hermione and Ron. "And for making fun of some stranger and using a computer..." "We get to fade into the shadows,
having a half-as-good relationship while Harry gets all the glory?" Ron asks hopefully. Snape merely opens his mouth.
A sword flys out of it and pokes them into Buckbeak, who promptly eats them. SLICED THEN EATEN'D!
The two look around the hippogriff's dark stomach.
"Hey, Hermione?"
"Yeah, Ron?"
"How come those yanks didn't get EATEN'D! and we did?"
"Because we arn't the hero, and therefore, expendable."
Ron thought about that, which was very difficult being stuck in a hippogriff's belly.
"...Not being the hero sucks."
Harry looks at the very fat and contented hippogriff. He suddenly drops back into depression. "NOO! Hey look,
I found a Sickle!" And just as quick he loses interest in his friends. "And it's a girl sickle, too!" Mary-Sue adds.
Wanda sighs. "I really don't like cross-overs." Cosmo grins. "I think they're funny!" Buckbeak looks hungry again. "Oh no! we're going to be EATEN'D! too!" A fairy-sized broomstick appears. Cosmo throws Wanda on and hops onto the claning device "Back to Dimmsdale, with the speed of lightning!" The two fairies bolt off.
Amy, the girl sickle, gets eaten too.
(Back at Peach Creek)
Eddy is on the floor laughing his head off. "Oh man, we seriously have to do that again!" Ed laughs with him.
"Huhhuhhuh, that was funny." Edd however was looking rather cross. "Do you two realize you may have seriously damaged stanley T's fan base with that prank? Think of all people we scorned, not including the two reviewers you just made fun of!" Eddy gets back up and sits back on his computer chair.
a>Ah, the freedom to make fun of anyone you want. Thank you, I hope you all enjoyed the latest installment of EDmails. Join us next week, as return home to make fun of the kids back here...
Suddenly, Timmy Turner, his godparents, Harry Potter, his friends who were still trapped inside Buckbeak,
and Kevin show up, all with angry looks in their eyes. Ed and Edd step aside, giving them all an easy shot at Eddy. "Er... pretty funny, eh guys?" They keep glaring. "Er, um, gottago! Preeeow!" Eddy hops off his chair and runs.
While the angry mob chases him, the printer prints out,
Review Ed, Edd, and Eddy with the review button.