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Disclaimer: I do not own the lord of the rings anything.
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"What!" shouted Frodo. "You need to destroy the Ring," said Gandalf.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Damn you Frodo! You have to! Your uncle passed the ring to you and you are responsible!" "Okay…" replied Frodo solemnly. "Go now, I need think." said Gandalf rubbing his temples. Bang. "What the hell was that?" Frodo had left the room at this point and Gandalf was alone. Ugh- bang. Gandalf grabbed his staff and went to the window, which was where the sound was coming from. "Who the hell is there?" Gandalf brought down his staff through the window and smacked something.
"Jeeeez! What was that?" shouted Frodo running into the room. Gandalf pulled a fat little hobbit out of the broken window. "E, I meant no 'arm mister Baggins!" squealed the fat hobbit. "Dammit. You broke my window!" shouted Frodo. "Samwise Gamgee! What are you doing creeping around the house at night?" demanded Gandalf. "Er, um, trimmin' yonder hedge."
"I smell apple about him," said Gandalf. "Oh, you eating apples out the tree in the back?" questioned Frodo. "Er, …Yes sir."
"Why" asked Frodo
Sam's lip trembled "I was 'ungry…"
"Why?"
"Gammer doesn't feed me any more."
"Why?"
"She says I'm fat and need to lose weight." Gandalf hit him with the stick again. "You're going with Frodo," he said.