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With lots of butter the Ring slipped off Gandalf then punched Frodo in the nose causing more blood to spurt out. "The Ring is not to played with!" shouted Gandalf. Frodo cried loudly. "Shut up!" shouted Gandalf very angrily; he was not going to put up with sissies and retards. (Sam was unconscious by the way)
"You're mean!"
"I know!"
"Wah!"
"Shut up!"
"You're really mean!"
"Do you know why?"
"… No…"
"Because of you're damn uncle, he was an idiot!"
"I wish you die," said Frodo. He looked at Gandalf with a stupid looking expression, which was supposed to be a scary, mess-with-your-mind-kind-of-conniving expression. Gandalf laughed harshly at Frodo's twisted face. Sam cracked an eye open. "As for you, Samwise Gamgee! You will be punished severely!" said Gandalf looking at Sam with contempt. Sam shut his eyes quickly.
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Gandalf stalked out of the room. Frodo eyed the Ring and got a wicked idea in his head… Frodo slipped on the Ring and followed Gandalf. Frodo clucked like a chicken behind Gandalf. Gandalf whipped around to see nothing. "Stupid chicken…" muttered Gandalf.
Frodo giggled. "What the hell!" shouted Gandalf really pissed. He turned around again and still saw nothing. Gandalf got angry, he knew who was pissing around with him. He uttered a spell under his breath.
Frodo felt sharp yank, his underwear was ripped up over his head by an invisible force. "Aaaah!" Frodo screamed girly-like. "Ugh! I cannot believe you!" shouted Gandalf hysterically. "Why can't you behave!"
"I don't know!"
"Well this'll teach you!"
"Uh-oh." whimpered Frodo. A good number of beatings punished Frodo.
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That night Frodo asked the question to make the havens mad. A question so terrible, parental figures all over the world would never like to answer. A question so great that it could not be explained completely in one, single night. "Where so babies come from?" Gandalf got up from the table and raised his staff and pointed at Frodo. "May the heavens conde-." "I'll handle this Gandalf," squeaked Sam.