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Notice: I have changed my mind. This story will end much later… It was way too much fun to write.
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"Hey! I want to rule again! Goodbye!" shouted a very drunken Gandalf. He ran down the stairs of a whorehouse and burst out of the doors screaming like there was no tomorrow.
"Back to work bitches!" he screamed as he jumped into the old kingdom the hobbits created. "Back to WORK! NOW!" He threw multiple bottles of liquor at people and walls.
"Ahh!" screamed the hobbits. "The wicked king has returned!" Gandalf flipped them off and swore a whole lot. Hobbit slaves ran about town spreading the news that there would be a meeting of the people in the kingdom's court.
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"Wassup! I am Baaaaaack! And I am here to stay! I am GANDALF! The Communist… You all will refer to me as Gandalf the Communist, forever! Hahahahaha!"
The hobbits cringed as Gandalf screamed more and more manically. "Heehee!" Gandalf ended.
The hobbits looked dumbstruck… they chattered amongst themselves. 'I thought 'e was dead.' and 'O my he's back!' were just some of the remarks that were heard. Gandalf raised his staff.
"SILENCE!" he bellowed. The effect was almost immediate. "You will be my slaves. You will be my army… You will be my PEOPLE!" he bellowed once again. The hobbits stared at Gandalf the Communist.
"Ya!" The hobbits screamed. Although there were a few who rebelled, it didn't last long. Gandalf was loved by the hobbits. The newly elected leader pressed orders upon the hobbits. Some were told to return Frodo and Sam to him for they were 'challengers' of the hobbits and Gandalf. Others were told to march to war for the ultimate battle of all time, which Gandalf knew about before it started.
The majority of the time spent at Hobbiton was spent fortifying and training the hobbits to defend the 'greatest capital in Middle Earth'. The hobbits ate this up, for they believed in their new leader to bring hobbits to command the world.
The reward for the newly founded fellowship, which had reached news the other day, was two tons of apricots and 2,000 gold pieces. Gandalf trained a special team of hobbits to take down big game: Legolas, Aragorn, and etc. Gandalf raised an empire to crush everything.